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‘Freaky’ (2020) Review: A Fun and Fresh Take on a Familiar Story

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Put a group of horny teenagers in a big empty mansion filled with creepy artifacts, dark hallways, scary music, and you can rest assured a psychopathic serial killer is going to show up out of the darkness and brutally kill them all. And that’s exactly how Freaky opens, which might sound like the basis of any generic slasher film. But Christopher Landon’s 2020 gender-swapping, comedy, slasher film proves itself to be anything but generic. In fact, the opening title card says it all: WEDNESDAY, THE 11TH, written in a bold, bloody typeface reminiscent of a Friday the 13th film straight out of the 1980s.

The plot of this film concerns a 16-year-old girl named Millie struggling in high school who is ultimately attacked by a notorious (and thought to be unreal) local serial killer, The Blissfield Butcher, whose M.O. is attacking teenagers on the night of homecoming. But when he uses an ancient dagger to stab her on the grounds of the high school football field, their spirits are magically swapped from one body to another, leading to a wild ride of soul searching… and slaughtering. Millie, now trapped in the body of a middle-aged man, must convince her friends, Nyla and Josh (played by Celeste O’Connor and Misha Osherovich, respectively), that she is really her, while the infamous killer stalks the halls of the high school disguised as a transformed Millie. Together they must figure out how to get her body back before she is permanently stuck in The Blissfield Butcher’s body forever. Slick directing, a cast of colorful characters, and a great story are among the many things I really enjoyed about Freaky. Not to mention that seeing Vince Vaughn skillfully play both a serial killer and a teenage girl here is a great way to forget that he once played Norman Bates in the 1998 remake of Psycho.

Freaky is listed as comedy/horror, which I must admit is a sub-genre I frequently have trouble with, as in many of these types of films, there is often too little comedy or too little horror for the label to make sense. On the other hand, this film is constantly teetering on the edge of both genres and delivers the goods when necessary. There are some highlight comedic moments (a screaming Vince Vaughn as a 16-year-old girl is one of them), as well as plenty of highlight gory slasher moments for most lovers of the genre to relish in. But that’s not even the thing I liked best about Freaky; it’s that the film took bold risks with confidence and even tackled some very genuine and serious issues without coming across as self-righteous or preachy. The main character, Millie (played by Kathryn Newton), is constantly picked on at school by everyone from the popular girls to the smug guys on the football team and even her shop teacher. It seems straightforward enough at first, but her backstory, on the other hand, is more difficult to unpack. She is struggling to connect with her family one year after her father’s death, she lacks self-confidence due to the daily bullying she receives, and she even appears to be struggling with an identity crisis as she does everything, she can to console her still-grieving mother, while mostly giving up on her dreams and interests. She even portrays the school mascot, which could be perceived as an outlet for hiding one’s identity. Later in the film, while still in the Butcher’s body, Millie talks about having felt “empowered” and “strong” in this new body, and she is reassured by her love interest, Booker (played by Uriah Shelton), that strength comes from inside the head and the heart; a lesson Millie ultimately must learn on her own.

While the beats of this tale might seem familiar, and they are, the adventure it takes us on is fresh, fun, freaky, and still has enough heart to keep you equally invested in the characters’ respective journeys. Freaky isn’t setting out to reinvent the wheel; it’s doing what movies are supposed to do: entertain us.

You can watch ‘Freaky’ on HBO Max.

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Mike Lefton is a musician, writer and filmmaker from New Jersey and has been a fan of the horror genre since he was a kid. When he’s not watching horror films he’s either playing with his band, The Dives in the NJ/NY area, or working on an episode of his podcast, Dismembered: A Podcast Taking Apart Horror. He also enjoys musicals, animals, and aimlessly scrolling through TikTok.

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Christmas Horror Parody ‘The Mean One’ Successfully Converts Christmas Classic ‘The Grinch’ into a Scary Story

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If Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch was too tame a Christmas-hating monster for your tastes, never fear; The Mean One is here.

How ‘The Mean One’ Wins as a Christmas Horror Movie

This comedy-horror slasher, directed by Steven LaMorte, tells the story of Cindy You-Know-Who (Krystle Martin) returning to her hometown of Newville – where her mother had been viciously murdered in front of her twenty years prior. The sheriff did not take the young girl’s claims that a monster had killed her mother seriously, so the murder remained unsolved. Cindy’s return to town shows a Newville that is wholly undecorated for Christmas, and as a string of murders begins to occur, Cindy knows her mother’s killer has returned.

With the appearance of the Mean One himself and a good balance of campiness and horror, all spread out amongst an intriguing storyline; The Mean One is a fun Christmas horror movie that subverts a beloved childhood classic and makes it its own.

The Horror-Parody Version of The Grinch

One thing the film did exceedingly well was its presentation of The Mean One. The makeup effects were stellar in creating a monster who is at the crossroads of a terrifying cryptid and a holiday icon. From his dirty Santa coat to his black snarl, he checked all the boxes for how a Christmas-hating monster should look.

Of course, to talk about the monster is also to talk about the man behind the mask, David Howard Thornton. After establishing himself as a horror icon in his role of Art the Clown in the Terrifier films, it was fun to see him transcend another role as a horror villain. With another horror flick under his belt, David Howard Thornton is one to keep an eye on. So far, every character he has been behind has been creepy and entertaining, perfectly matching the film’s tone.

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The Approach to Campy Horror

A horror film with rhyming couplets interspersed throughout could never be completely serious, and The Mean One succeeds because it doesn’t try to be. However, the film is not without its creepy moments that would be well-placed in any modern-day horror movie. Like any good scary movie, there are dramatic reveals, emotional turmoil, and suspense building.

It also injects a sense of fear into the holiday itself as it makes the idea of celebrating Christmas a dangerous thing. It’s a delicate balance to create something that is not very serious but simultaneously creepy, and the film does just that.

The Mean One Tells a Story That You Already Know in a Different Way

When making a horror film based on a traditional Christmas story, the added challenge is changing it enough to fit into the horror genre but not so much that it becomes unrecognizable. The Mean One was clearly up to the challenge as it was able to interweave a story that mimicked the traditional Dr. Seuss style of storytelling, with plotlines of a typical scary movie, while still paying homage to the source material. The integration into horror was so smooth that it felt like it should’ve been a scary story all along.

The idea of presenting the recognizable holiday monster as a cryptid is a genius move and calls to question why the Whos down in Whoville never inquired about the existence of the creature who descended from Mount Crumpit to steal their Christmas away in Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

It was not only the Mean One that saw some subversion of Christmas lore. A white-haired bearded man with a red cap who seems to watch over the beginning events of the film (and is aptly named “Doc” Zeus) integrated a little bit of a real-life Santa into the storyline.

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Make no mistake; this film is not a high-budget, major Hollywood production. The blood spray effects are campy to the nth degree, and the movie is not without its flaws. But what it does well, it does very well. The Mean One’s appearance is gritty, fun, and familiar; the storyline is immediately immersive – altogether, it is an entertaining watch.

It delivers everything the premise promises: a presentation of a fun Christmas flick that we all know, but this time for horror fans.

See The Mean One for yourself in theaters on December 9th!

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RUN RUN RUDOLPH, KILLER ROBOT SANTA’S IN TOWN: ‘Christmas Bloody Christmas’ Review

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Seasons screamings, everyone!

I have another wonderful treat for you all, hot out the Shudder ovens. If you’re like me, that means your holiday evenings as a horror fan might be feeling a little bit empty in terms of festivity, and Christmas Bloody Christmas is here to make that right. I’m cheery about the film from the jump. Que raro!

Christmas Bloody Christmas follows what happens when an attempt to turn surplus military technology (a.k.a. killer robots) into friendly department store Santa animatronics backfires; our jolly old Saint Nick ends up painting the town redder than a candy cane’s stripes, terrorizing coworkers Tori (Riley Dandy) and Robbie (Sam Delich) amid their budding romance. Is the premise kind of dumb? Yes, but if you’ve been reading my reviews, you know dumb fun horror is my wheelhouse just as much as the highbrow stuff is. And just because something is silly doesn’t mean it can’t be well made.

Writer and director Joe Begos is getting my second shoutout of the year for his work. I thought the foul-mouthed dialogue of this movie sounded familiar, and that’s because he headed another Channel 83 venture I recommended for October, the 2019 vampires-on-drugs film Bliss. There are many similarities between the two directorially, though this is much more oriented for fun than the psychological nightmare Bliss was. Where Bliss was a dark game of Vampire: The Masquerade, Christmas Bloody Christmas is your classic slasher during the holiday season.

We’ve also left the Panos Kosmatos-esque territory of Bliss’s cinematography, which might be due to the influence of cinematographer Brian Sowell who previously made the film Beyond the Gates, another fun little low-budget horror flick I remember enjoying. Neon wasteland cinematography that is replete with a color palette tuned for blacklight posters and Christmas lights in every single shot, and every scene outside being caked in fake snow and decorations help the aesthetic this movie is going for feel fully realized.

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Composer Steve Moore who worked on both Mayhem and The Guest, two of my favorite action horror films, provides an impeccable score for this film of heavy synth rock with homage to some of the band’s name dropped in the film by our leads. And Josh Russell, who did makeup work for The Night House and a little horror remake you may have heard of called Hellraiser (2022), rounds out that group. The crew on this one is practically a perfect assortment of horror movie production irregulars.

Delich and Dandy have pretty good on-screen chemistry as dirtbag crustpunks who need several mouthfuls of soap scrubbed onto those tongues. Dandy in particular is a veteran of fun, romantic holiday movies, and it’s nice to see she can extend her range beyond being a forgettable Hallmark protagonist whose outfit stepped out of a JCPenney catalog. She makes for an enjoyable final girl for this.

The duo talk like their dialogue is on loan from the Hellbillies of a Rob Zombie film, but they’re believable as coworkers in a long-term “will-they-wont-they” relationship. Their exchanges are genuinely funny at points, even if they stay a bit longer than welcome. These don’t veer into trying to impress you with the character’s pretentiousness about music; they’re just two friends drunk and high on Christmas eve, talking about their flailing romantic lives and which of their bands has the best Christmas song.

Beyond characters, the meat of the film is Silent Night Deadly Night by way of The Terminator in its premise. And in its execution, it feels like a lower-grade SNDN film for how cartoonishly violent and mean the kills can get, and I mean that in the best way. A single axe swing chops a guy in half like it’s a board of wood at a kid’s karate class, several people get thrown around like ragdolls through objects, and there are plenty of fake heads and bodies getting demolished for the gore hounds in the audience. Even the robot gets severely jacked up with sparks flying and explosions.  The special effects are hammy, and I love it more for that.

But as much as I like it, this one isn’t flawless. I feel like our dear Santa could have had a stronger design, maybe with a solid mask, and played with more robotic physicality beyond what we get in the third act. The camera work can sometimes be distracting in its attempts to convey high tension, ending up feeling fidgety instead.

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And to be quite honest, I’m very torn on the films ending. While it’s very entertaining and we get to see the full depth of the crazy animatronic Santa we’ve been waiting for all film which I love, it also drags in a way that is funny for some and might be a bit grating for others. Ultimately some editing flaws are exacerbated by the film being an exceptionally tight 86 minutes (we’re talking stocking stuffed to the brim tight), so it could serve well to have a director’s cut.

BOTTOMLINE: Christmas Bloody Christmas is an over-the-top, grindhouse-y spectacular that gives you exactly what’s in the title. It isn’t your standard holiday horror fare where there’s usually more about the film to laugh at than laugh with, but it definitely isn’t humorless. It’s a solid little film that looks like it could make a reliable staple in the rotation of dumb fun holiday horror for many Christmases to come. You know, assuming you don’t get killed by a robotic Santa Claus before then.

Watch Christmas Bloody Christmas starting 12/9 on Shudder!

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