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‘Dial Code Santa Claus’ Review: An Explosive Dose of Holiday Cheer
Deadly Games (also known as Dial Code Santa Claus) is a 1989 French horror gem written and directed by Rene Manzor. The film opens with a creepy-looking, raggedy guy (Patrick Floersheim) trying to casually join in on some kids’ snowball fight. Luckily the children realize what’s happening and abandon the now noticeably upset creep. After this, we meet the young boy genius Thomas (Alain Lalanne), his mother Julie (Brigitte Fossey), and Thomas’s Papy (Louis Decreaux). They live in an enormous house reminiscent of a medieval castle filled with secret passageways, tunnels, trap doors, and all kinds of other cool medieval stuff, including a suit of armor. Lucy works at a busy department store and leaves Thomas with his nearly blind Papy on Christmas Eve. Thomas uses an awesome, retro, terminal-type computer to chat with a random stranger over the internet and divulges his mother’s place of work.
We then see the bum from the beginning of the film working as a mall Santa where he straight up smacks a child in the face upon being found out as a phony Santa. Naturally, this gets him fired, and he winds up at the house of his boss Julie where he slithers down the chimney, kills the dog, and enters in a ghoulish game of cat and mouse with young Thomas and his Papy. After no small amount of struggle, Thomas eventually purchases a one-way ticket to pain town aboard the Hand Grenade Express for the invader, thus defeating him and saving Christmas and his Papy in the form of retrieving his much-needed insulin.
This is a fun, festive movie that should be added to anybody’s holiday slasher playlist. Visually everything was great. The acting was great, especially from Alain Lalanne at such a young age.
Bum Santa is just the best Santa. Was Santa plagued with a dark and evil past, or was Santa just another boy trapped in a man’s body like Michael Jackson or Peter Pan? Peter Pan and Michael Jackson are both weirdos, so I’m beginning to think young Thomas did quite a public service to young children all over France by grenading him into the funny pages.
My favorite part of this slasher was the portrayal of the antagonist as a misunderstood and down-on-his-luck man who just wanted a quick, nostalgic sniff at the pure joy and magic of the holidays through the unsmudged lens of a child. This is a feeling most adults can relate to, at least to some extent or another. A realistic and mortal portrayal of an antagonist adds to their believability and thus, in this instance, adds to the fear that maybe “this could happen to me too.” This relatability drove me to almost pity the antagonist despite his sinister deeds, a feeling which Floersheim conveyed quite well, in my opinion.
But sure, it wasn’t perfect: the mother’s character was almost entirely useless and absent. Who needs to work that badly on Christmas Eve? What kind of adult, let alone parent, doesn’t know about a vast array of tunnels and underground rooms inside the very house in which they live? What kind of parent leaves a real ass hand grenade lying around? Regardless, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Holidays are stressful, and Dial Code Santa Claus offers a great opportunity to escape the vast hellscape of twisted and often ingenuine holiday cheer with some light-hearted, Christmas-themed, hand grenade murdering.
The main criticism of this otherwise great flick should, in my opinion, be the score and music. It left a lot to be desired. They clearly stole Survivor’s “Eye Of The Tiger” and transposed it to a different key. Unfortunately, we had to hear it twice. I have no idea why anyone would ever think the awkward and obviously-stolen contemporary rock would be a great style to accompany a Christmas-themed slasher flick. Still, it happens, and you should be prepared for it. It’s super distracting and super poorly mixed and composed. Christmas music comes in many shapes and sizes, but the mid-tempo contemporary rock was definitely not the fit.
All in all, Manzor wants Christmas to be taken seriously. He wants the spirit of Christmas to thrive in people everywhere. It left me with just two thoughts: one being that I really would like to live in a giant castle and the other that I should beware of when bringing my future children to see a mall Santa because he may well be the Christmas boogie man that plagues nightmares worldwide.
You can stream ‘Dial Code Santa Claus’ on Shudder.
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[Review] The Thrills and Kills of ‘Ils’ (2006)
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Author’s Note: It’s really difficult to talk about this film without spoiling who/what the killers are, so be warned.
As someone who lives alone, home invasion films have started to really get under my skin. Thinking that someone could break into the room in my basement apartment that I don’t use, and is street-facing, killing me, and then escaping, frightens me. Plus, there are no cameras around my building, and the windows don’t even lock properly. Okay, I’m going to shut up about that. But that doesn’t negate the fact that home invasion films get to me now. So, naturally, when researching some New French Extremity films for November, I figured I should finally break the seal and watch Ils, as it’s known in the States, Them.
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Supposedly, this film is based on true events. If IMDb Trivia is to be taken at face value, then this film is based on a couple that a group of teenagers brutally murdered. In retrospect, it’s difficult to believe a group of kids pulled this all off. Take the cold open of the film. There is a mother and daughter involved in a single-car crash. The mother goes to check under the hood and disappears. This leads her daughter to lock the doors. In a few seconds, the car’s hood is slammed shut, mud is slung at the car from both sides, and the street light goes out. So, knowing that teenagers are the ones to blame for this, it seems a bit far-fetched. Especially when we eventually see the kids. We’re supposed to believe they’re teenagers, but they look between the ages of eight and ten.
The film works best when it blends the line between natural and supernatural, and when it seems like there is only one antagonist inside. Writer/directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud can’t find their footing with what type of story they want to tell. Ils would have worked much better as a supernatural horror film rather than a home invasion film with teenagers. When Ils makes you question what lurks within the house is when it works best. The big reveal at the end feels a bit forced. Part of me wishes Moreau and Palud had taken the idea on which they based their story and gone the supernatural route.
That being said, the cat-and-mouse aspect of Ils is the most enjoyable. When Lucas is taken out of commission, Clémentine is forced to take matters into her own hands. Clémentine is fascinating to watch and makes, what feels like, choices anyone else would make. Her reactions feel more authentic than the actions people usually take in horror films. But there’s still something that feels off and stale about this movie. At just 74 minutes, Ils feels like it rolls the credits before it really gets going.
Many people consider this film New French Extremity, and I can understand that. Would I consider it NFE? No. This is just a plain home invasion horror film. The violence, setting, and action do nothing to classify that as extreme in any sense. Is it scary? Sure! Is the [limited] violence painful to watch? You bet! But it doesn’t push any boundaries or set out to tell something deeper than it does. Ils isn’t a bad film, but it’s far from being a great film.
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[REVIEW] My First Ever New French Extremity Film Was ‘Inside’ (2007)
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Over 10 years ago I saw my first New French Extremity film in college. I took a trip to the Family Video near my college apartment and scanned the aisles. It was the first time I was in charge of picking a movie for a movie night with some friends. Most of the people attending that evening were horror fans, so that’s the vibe I was going for. After walking around for about five minutes I saw it. The top left corner read DIMENSION EXTREME. The middle of the cover read INSIDE in thick red letter, right below that stated UNRATED. The image was someone grasping their pregnant stomach and a pair of sharp dirty scissors questionably close to her stomach. That’s the movie I picked. And that was the last time I was allowed to pick the movies for our movie nights.
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Written by Alexandre Bustillo and directed by Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo, Inside would kick off an excellent career for these two French filmmakers. Brutal, sad, and one of the bloodiest films of all time, Inside is a film that needs to be seen to be believed. Like Calvaire, what makes Inside work so well, besides the tight script and great direction, is the pacing. Instead of a prolonged leadup to a barrage of violence and gore, Inside doles its violence out like a symphony. Each act perfectly leads into the next with the precision you don’t usually see in a debut feature film. The majority of the extreme violence happens to Sarah, which puts a lot of pressure on Alysson Paradis. Paradis sells her performance like Jordan Belfort selling a pen. Her responses are brutal and heartbreaking, while still being extremely grounded.
The special effects makeup department is too vast to list and will eat up my entire word count, but words cannot describe how visceral the practical effects are. From the most minor cut from a mirror to the stairway scene, you can’t help but feel like you’re watching something you should not be watching.
If you haven’t seen the film then this next part will be a huge spoiler, but we need to talk about it. Bustillo’s script takes an unexpected turn toward the end of the film. We learn the reason La Femme is attacking Sarah is due to a car accident. Sarah caused a car accident that took the life of La Femme’s child, killing her unborn baby. La Femme wants Sarah’s baby as reparations. Towards the end of the film, one of the cops who was presumed dead (he was shot with a riot gun) wakes up. His vision is hindered by the riot gun causing him to accidentally attack Sarah instead of La Femme. This attack breaks Sarah’s water, and La Femme kills the cop. Now, Sarah is on the stairs and her baby isn’t coming out–that’s where the scissors come back into play. La Femme has to perform a C-section on Sarah with the scissors, and it is, simply put, gnarly. The film ends with La Femme looking at Sarah’s dead body as she rocks the baby.
This ending is beyond heartbreaking. La Femme’s character almost has a complete turnaround. It’s hard to tell if she’s crying because she has the baby or because she did end up killing Sarah. My personal belief is that it all became too real once she had to kill the cop. If the cop hadn’t broken her water and forced the birth, would La Femme have gone through with this at this point? It’s up to interpretation, but I believe La Femme had repented her actions by that point. That doesn’t make it any better, though.
Next to Martyrs, Inside has one of the most heartbreaking endings of any New French Extremity film. While it’s a difficult watch, it’s an excellent film to rewatch as a case study on how to write an antagonist. To boot, Sarah was La Femme’s antagonist. Sarah was the one who caused the termination of La Femme’s pregnancy–so in a way, this is a revenge film. Bustillo’s script pulls the rug out from all preconceived notions. We thought we were watching one film when in reality, we were being expertly misled by the person we thought was the narrator. It’s a bold move for a debut.
Bustillo and Maury are still going strong in the genre. Their most recent film, The Soul Eater, recently had its premiere at Fantasia Fest. Like Inside, The Soul Eater was gory and violent, while focusing on an overall story that takes precedent. It’s impressive to see bits and pieces of Inside in The Soul Eater, while also adding all the bits and pieces of lessons they’ve learned over their six previous films. Inside is, to me, the best example of New French Extremity; it’s true stomach-churning, gut-wrenching, bloody as hell terror.