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[REVIEW] ‘Bad CGI Gator’ (2023) Is What You Think It Is, And That’s Fine by Me

Somewhere in South Georgia, a lakeside cabin retreat goes awry: when a dopey group of college students/influencers/all-around awful people drop their laptops into a lake as part of a social media stunt, they create a new terrible semi-aquatic evil: a giant, bad CGI alligator.

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It’s been an incredible year for me writing here for HORROR PRESS. I’ve seen beautiful films about loss, and horrifying films about the destruction of the truth. Talked to directors and writers about their deepest passion projects and where they came from. Explored movies about loneliness, grief, hate, and love. And now, I get to talk about a 50-minute-long short film focused on a terribly rendered CGI alligator, called Bad CGI Gator. 

A Short Runtime With A Simple Plot

Somewhere in South Georgia, a lakeside cabin retreat goes awry: when a dopey group of college students/influencers/all-around awful people drop their laptops into a lake as part of a social media stunt, they create a new terrible semi-aquatic evil: a giant, bad CGI alligator.

And no, to my lovely editor, James-Michael, I didn’t forget to type the rest of the plot summary. That’s it, that’s the plot. It is 50 minutes to be fair, and moreover, it’s Unity Asset: The Movie, so how long could it really be? I just appreciate it didn’t try to overstay its welcome with a bloated runtime. 

In terms of production, it isn’t too far of a cry from what we’ve gotten as of late from Charles Band’s House of Imagineers. They rented out a cabin with a few dollars and a dream, got together some actors, and banged out shooting really quickly to minimize costs. The script might be the film’s weakest aspect, with a lot of misplaced slang that went out of fashion two years ago, being forced out by actors who have been told to play the worst caricature of obnoxious internet influencers hocking skinny tea and vitamin gummies, which they at least are able to do.

Gator peers past a building

A Terribly Good Gator Highlights This Movie

The titular CGI alligator floats above everything like it’s about to bust through the fabric of reality, and that goofy low-effort look works for humor when he starts breaking the laws of physics while eating people. The music is almost certainly all stock, sounding like the copyright-free jams of Kevin Macleod without all the technical skill that goes into those. And the only time the budget is on the loose is whenever you get some passable effects in the alligator attacks, which I can’t lie, are pretty fun regardless of everything else packaging it. 

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So, if it’s technically poor quality, why do I like this? 

This is the part where I tell you I absolutely buried the lead on what this article is really about, which is my own biases. I try to divorce them from a lot of the articles I write, but Bad CGI Gator is one of those I just can’t leave alone even if it was unfunny in every possible way. I appreciate the creation of Bad CGI Gator, not because there is a lot of bright franchise potential here, but because it reminds me a lot of the things I enjoyed when I was younger. See, SyFy has been on a kick of airing big studio films rather than channel original movies for a while now, so I get a bit of a fuzzy feeling whenever I see something that looks and sounds like an Asylum Studios film that would have been on TV in the early 2010s. Something like an Atlantic Rim, or a Megapython vs. Gatoroid, or if I’m really lucky, an Arachnoquake. 

A Callback to the Syfy of Yesteryear

Films like this don’t charm me because it’s self-aware, or really meta, or even successfully trying to make synthetic “so bad it’s good” material; that is to say, trying to home-grow an incompetently made movie’s charm gets you zero points from me. It’s charming because I grew up with a lot of really, really, REALLY bad SyFy originals; if you miss that feeling of turning on the channel to a mockbuster or a shark film when home sick from school, or tuning in with nothing to do on a Friday night, you’re my kind of person, and Bad CGI Gator is our type of greasy, familiar comfort food. 

I doubt director Danny Draven actually thought intentionally making your film bad guarded against genuine criticism, but I’m also not prone to railing relentlessly on a movie for being bad. So, what can I say is legitimately good out of the comforting warmth of this dumpster fire? When it comes to the acting, we get a nice bit of energy from Ben Vandermey playing the prime fratboy Chad (because of course his name is Chad). He looks like the only person having serious fun here; he hammed up his acting to the Nth degree, and I hope he had a blast filming. 

I also have to give a shout-out to Matthew Mark Hunter and James Bell Props for doing up some decent fake blood and fake body parts for the gator to tear off. And also, Tom Gavin, because all gaffers deserve more love. 

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Everybody else, you did okay too, go hit the showers. Get ready to make Bad CGI Gator vs Bad CGI Crocodile, cause we both know you wrote it down on a whiteboard while thinking up sequels.

Should You Watch Bad CGI Gator?

If you go into this expecting anything really good, I have to point you to the parable of the scorpion and the frog: you knew it was a Full Moon movie called Bad CGI Gator when you started carrying it across the river. It’s still only 50 minutes, so even if you don’t like it, it’s not that much of a slog to get through and still manages to pull some laughs out for how absolutely goofy some of the performances are (and of course, yes, the funny gator model). If you have time to kill or need a bumper for your next bad horror movie marathon, put on Bad CGI Gator. 

Luis Pomales-Diaz is a freelance writer and lover of fantasy, sci-fi, and of course, horror. When he isn't working on a new article or short story, he can usually be found watching schlocky movies and forgotten television shows.

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‘Luz: The Flower of Evil’ Review: A Colorful Nightmare

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Luz: The Flower of Evil is a movie simultaneously charged with and mired in ambition. It’s genuinely comical how overly ambitious of a first-time film it is for writer-director Juan Diego Escobar Alzate: a microbudget, shot on location in the mountains of Colombia, character driven psychological horror film meant to explore the very nature of good and evil while also tackling cults and misogyny.

So, it’s shocking how much of it works. Not all of it works, not at all, but it is cohesive enough to serve as a surprising experience with the colorful aesthetic it employs and incredibly dark places it goes to.

What Is Luz: Flower of Evil About?

After the death of their mother Luz, three sisters in a rural cult community find their faith waning. The three are the centerpiece of an elaborate theology crafted by their cult leader father, a man who is becoming more difficult to deal with by the day. So, when he brings a mute boy into town, chaining him up and claiming he’s the people’s messiah, an already tense situation devolves into outright madness. What ensues is the slow dissolution of the cult, and the torturous end of an already fractured family.

Let this usual synopsis section also serve as a content warning: the film does depict sexual violence very early on, about 25 minutes into the film. It’s not Irreversible levels of horrifically long, but it’s also not particularly brief and still graphic content by its nature. It can be difficult to stomach, so I’m mentioning it now for those who would rather avoid that sort of thing.

A Ponderous Arthouse Folk Horror About Good and Evil

The film has shocking moments, but it’s not very interested in shock value. This is first and foremost a slow burn, a piece of arthouse folk horror that is more about bleeding out than it is about a violent demise. The most obvious comparisons are to The VVitch and Midsommar, but even that feels like an inappropriate mix, even when it leans towards Aster’s commercial darling or Egger’s colonial nightmare.

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Fundamentally, Luz is a study about people who mythologize suffering and cruelty and excuse it as being driven by outside spiritual forces rather than their own decisions. It’s about deconstructing harmful religious and cult mentalities, and it wears its philosophy on its sleeve (aggressively so). Alzate creates a visually and textually fascinating meltdown of his characters and the community they find themselves within.

I would say it’s a “descent into madness” if it didn’t feel clear that the characters were already in a tailspin right at the film’s outset. The script, especially through its second act, starts to feel repetitive and a little simplistic, with a somewhat anticlimactic ending and dialog that starts to feel less naturalistic and more tedious. But it’s an interesting dissection of a family, even if it’s rough around the edges.

Hyperreal Sense of Color, But Shaky Directing and Writing

The film’s most obvious and striking feature is its hyperrealist palette, bearing a rich Technicolor aspect that permeates throughout the entire runtime. Colorist Felipe Martinez U paints the mountainous countryside with such vibrancy, a simple but very effective contrast to the dying days of a cult the story centers on; bleak, muddy times, punctuated by vibrant nature all around. Aesthetically, it’s pretty clearly visually inspired by the early works of Pedro Almodóvar and the visual warmth of Robin Hardy’s The Wicker Man.

Even the naturalistic tendencies of Terrence Malick make an appearance here, though how much of that is just in the gorgeous location scouting and how much is actually emulated by Alzate is up for debate. All around, the film lacks polish. The camerawork is amateurish in some ways, slightly cramped and occasionally uninspired in its framing. Sometimes the oversaturated look of the film can feel a little saccharine and heavy, but the pop of color here feels purposeful enough that I can forgive it as being highly stylized rather than trying to mask the weak points of a first-time director.

Is Luz: The Flower of Evil Worth the Watch?

In the search for great Latin American horror, Luz was an odd duck to stumble upon to be certain. But I’m a champion of strange birds with a lot of character, so you do the math.

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Luz: The Flower of Evil is a struggle of a film, hard to watch at points despite how visually appealing it can be. It’s a brutal, bleak piece of psychological folk horror that certainly has a thin audience and will test the patience of even those the premise appeals to. But it does have as much substance as it does style, even when it treads into murky waters, and for that I think it’s worth the watch.

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Fantastic Fest: ‘Ghost in the Cell’ Review

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If you’re not watching Indonesian horror, you’re missing out. The region is producing some of the craziest genre movies around right now, thanks in no small part to the efforts of writer-director Joko Anwar. His latest, Ghost in the Cell, which celebrated its North American premiere at Fantastic Fest 2026, combines everything we love about the filmmaker’s work—supernatural scares, inventive kills, and gnarly gore—along with a strong vein of comedy and political satire.

What is Ghost in the Cell About?

Ghost in the Cell centers around Dimas (Endy Arfian), a journalist whose life falls apart after he tries to run a story on corporate corruption and mysterious worker deaths. Wrongfully convicted of the horrific murder of his boss, Dimas finds himself with a one-way ticket to Cell Block C, where he quickly meets a colorful cast of prisoners—the good, the bad, and the seriously nasty. Among the good guys, there’s Anggoro (Abimana Aryasatya), who is constantly getting into trouble for defending fellow inmates, and Six (Yoga Pratama), who claims he can see people’s auras.

As if Dimas’ situation couldn’t get any worse, his arrival seems to trigger a series of brutal killings in the prison. Bodies are showing up mangled beyond recognition and displayed in positions that wouldn’t look out of place in Hannibal. It soon becomes clear that Dimas isn’t behind the murders, which begs the question: what did he bring in with him?

Anwar Embraces Horror-Comedy Whole-Heartedly

Prison is a scary place, and Anwar makes great use of the setting, with the action moving from the dingy showers where predators lurk to the bleak cellblock where inmates are at the mercy of their captors and the cafeteria where rival gangs eye each other up with ill intent.

But for all the human misery contained within the film, Ghost in the Cell is ultimately a horror-comedy, one that isn’t afraid to lean into broad slapstick and quippy dialogue when it wants to raise a chuckle. The tonal shifts can take a little while to adjust to, especially if your previous experience with Anwar comes from his more serious horror outings like Impetigore. This might be a problem if the film wasn’t actually funny, but Ghost in the Cell has enough laugh-out-loud moments to make you forget about any whiplash.

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Ghost in the Cell Is a Genre-Bender to the Max

Comedy isn’t the only new flavor that Anwar has tossed into the mix. In Ghost in the Cell, dance sequences and martial-arts fight choreo sit side-by-side with some of the most extreme gore scenes seen outside a Terrifier movie in recent years. Then there’s the eerie way the spirit presents before it kills (trypophobia sufferers, beware) and the extensive critique of political corruption, power, and inequality. It’s an everything-and-the-kitchen-sink approach that shouldn’t work on paper, but under Anwar’s assured hand, it does.

It helps that for all the slapstick, the film lands a surprisingly earnest message, amplified by its vast ensemble cast. Dimas and Anggoro at times feel like main characters, but everyone in Ghost in the Cell has a big part to play, and that’s the point: in seemingly impossible circumstances, there’s strength in unity.

Ghost in the Cell Is an Endlessly Entertaining Blend of Goofiness, Heart, and Gore

If you’re looking for nonstop scares, you won’t find them in Ghost in the Cell. What you will find is a delightful blend of horror, comedy, and action that is apt to leave you grinning from ear to ear.

The film doesn’t skimp on the gore, throwing flesh and fluids at every surface. But it’s also charmingly goofy, with a cast that doesn’t take itself too seriously and a script that’s all too happy to devolve into a comedic dance scene when it feels like the spirit might strike. In every sense, Anwar is doing the most, and the end result is a film where there’s nary a dull moment in sight.

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