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‘Hell House LLC Origins’ Review: A Terrifying New Chapter
What is it about the Hell House LLC franchise that struck the right chord with fans? Fangoria ranked Hell House LLC the 12th scariest found footage movie (after The Blair Witch), and Paste Magazine ranked it fifth. Hell House LLC and The Houses October Built quickly caught the attention of horror fans around the globe, but the latter [seemingly] fizzled out while the former just got its fourth installment. Why is that? Both films tried expanding their universe and only one succeeded. (It should be noted when I interviewed Bobby Roe over two years ago, he said there was a third Houses in production, but that remains to be seen.)
The Houses October Built is the more optimistic of the two, once you know the crew survives the haunt from the first film, it’s pretty clear they’ll survive the haunt from the second, and so on. In contrast, Hell House finds itself to be more cruel and nihilistic. By having a new cast (sans a few talking heads, some cameos, and a story arc in Hell House LLC 2) in each film, they can ramp up the kill count. This does, in turn, make Houses feel more realistic, but Hell House is able to use a paranormal angle to strike more fear into audiences. Two films about haunts told two different ways. But what happens when a franchise spends three films in one location and then upends everything with an origin story in a completely different location? Let’s take a look.
A Change Up in the Typical Hell House LLC Formula
The lore behind Hell House unquestionably gets pretty messy throughout the second and third films, and even with my love for the franchise, it created some burnout. It’s not that the lore felt like it was being retconned or forced, it just came at us too quickly. Instead of doling out tidbits of information, like the first film, the second and third films spend most of the film scaring us and then speed-running its lore. Taking audiences out of The Abaddon Hotel, while still giving us a select bit of the Hell House story was the best move Cognetti could have made. By Hell House III: Lake of Fire, audiences knew the location inside and out. It started to feel stale, though there is something about how Cognetti handled the intimacy built between audiences and the hotel over these three films that kept me engaged.
Part prequel, part new tale, Hell House LLC Origins introduces us to the man behind the clown mask, Patrick Carmichael (Gideon Berger). It could be argued who the real antagonist of this franchise is, some will say Patrick Carmichael, and some will say Andrew Tully (Brian David Tracy). The correct answer is likely Andrew Tully because without Andrew Tully, there’d be no Patrick Carmichael clown ghost haunting the halls of the abandoned Abaddon. That being said, there’s no question about WHO is the scariest protagonist. Can I just say though, stop with the damn clowns! My heart literally cannot take it anymore! You scared me, okay? You win!
A Masterful Use of Set Design Proves Effective
The space between the four walls of The Abaddon Hotel is claustrophobic and atmospherically ripe for terror. Going from the incredibly confined space of the hotel to a sprawling eight-thousand-square-foot mansion is a challenging task. Stephen Cognetti perfectly adapts to the vast setting and still creates an oppressive force with the location alone. This is reinforced by the fact that we don’t see too much of the mansion. We see enough, but Cognetti tries to keep us captive in a handful of rooms. In effect, a paralytic terror sets in on the viewer in a way that left me couch-locked for at least 10 minutes after the credits rolled. Over the past week and a half, I couldn’t enter my living room if there were no lights on.
The majority of Hell House LLC Origins centers around the three main characters: Margot Bentley (Bridget Rose Perrotta), her partner Rebecca Vickers (Destiny Leilani Brown), and Margot’s troubled brother Chase (James Liddell). Limiting the number of on-screen characters was also the right move. Instead of making us jump between three different sets of characters with three different objectives started to bog the franchise down. It’s obvious Stephen Cognetti took the lessons he’d learned from making the first three films to heart. Say what you will about the first three films, but Hell House LLC Origins is technically the most impressive film in the series.
Why Hell House LLC Origins is a Must-Watch
Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor is the breath of fresh air this franchise needed. I almost wish Stephen Cognetti held back some of the lore so we could get another film with this storyline. Who knows, maybe he has some tricks up his sleeve. Hell House LLC Origins is beyond effective in every sense. If you’re a fan of the franchise, you’ll love it, and if you’ve been burnt out by the franchise, I highly suggest you watch this. Watch this film late at night with the lights off…unless you’re too chicken.
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‘Audition’ (1999): A First-Time Watch Review
Audition is one of the most notorious 1990s horror movies that I had yet to catch up with. While it might be shameful that it took me this long, my delay allowed me an opportunity. I can approach it with an advantage that English speakers lacked during the years it was building up cult status. Namely, I have read the 1997 Murakami Ryū novel it is based on, which wasn’t published in English until 2009.
For those not in the know, the slow-burn Japanese horror film follows lonely widower Aoyama Shigeharu (Ishibashi Ryô). Seven years after his wife’s death, he decides he should find a replacement. With the encouragement of a friend in the media industry, he holds an audition for a faux film. Among those vying to play a character modeled after Aoyama’s ideal wife is Yamazaki Asami (Shiina Eihi). Aoyama is instantly smitten with Asami, to the point of ignoring the many red flags and inconsistencies in her backstory. Long story short: This does not go well for him.
How Does Audition Compare to the Book?
First things first: Audition is better than the book. The texts share a similar structure, but director Miike Takashi imbues the cold and dry novel with more spirit. His visual and editorial sensibility is entirely beyond reproach and frequently downright gorgeous. Every element of the movie’s construction serves the story’s slow, inexorable slide into madness.
There is a certain off-kilter vibe throughout, partially thanks to a prime selection of unusual camera angles. Nevertheless, there is always a sense that things are getting worse and worse. The color scheme and cutting rhythm especially keep incrementally escalating until Audition hits its explosive finale. It’s an extraordinarily patient film, engrossing you with its plot and characters while slowly lowering you into boiling water. By the time things get extreme, it’s too late: you’re already locked in.
Some Narrative Elements in Audition Can Be Frustrating
While Audition is a gorgeous, impeccably mounted work, the one way it fails the novel is by lacking its straightforwardness. The book is hardly a great work of feminist literature, but the movie doesn’t evoke its themes quite as clearly.
Its ideas about how men and women treat one another are sometimes delivered with bracing clarity. I’m particularly partial to the way that the movie depicts the gaze. Almost never does Audition present a close-up image of what Aoyama and Asami are looking at. Instead, the camera focuses almost entirely on whoever is doing the looking, for a downright uncomfortable amount of time. This is an exhilarating visual way to explore the power dynamics between the two characters.
However, the movie muddles the story a little too much to present a coherent angle on what’s going on. It is possible (even probable) that I am being hopelessly Western by raising this issue. However, there’s a roughly 15-minute dream sequence that precedes Audition’s violent finale, and I found it to be film-breakingly flawed. The sequence, which is presented as Aoyama’s drugged-out hallucination, delivers too much load-bearing narrative content for its own good. It answers many mysteries about Asami’s backstory in a manner that’s too roundabout and unclear. Has Aoyama somehow psychically tapped into Asami’s point of view? Is his dreaming mind making this all up?
I can see why this lack of distinction can serve as a metaphor. Men objectify women, they see what they want to see, and so on. However, the finale lacks heft because our understanding of Asami lies almost entirely in the realm of imagination and possibility. Why not place a little more of that backstory into Aoyama’s real-life investigations of her past? This would allow her to remain mysterious while offering some helpful glimpses into her potential motives.
Instead, the whole thing ultimately feels kind of hollow and pointless to me. Plus, the dream sequence telegraphs a few great moments from the following 20 minutes, robbing them of their shock value. Also, it murders the pacing. This long stretch of tonal noodling comes precisely when you think the movie’s about to shoot into the stratosphere. I found it to be a real bummer, all around.
Is Audition Worth Watching?
Despite finding Audition’s legendary finale to be underwhelming, I’m still entirely glad that I finally watched it. It’s an almost entirely engrossing experience, presented with great skill by one of Japan’s most shockingly prolific filmmakers. Nearly every shot turns up something fresh and unexpected. And, to be fair, the finale is still pretty great. It should have been better served by the preceding scene, but it is still painfully brutal all these years later.
Plus, Shiina Eihi’s performance is perfectly calibrated. The movie straight-up doesn’t work without her. She knows that slow and steady’s the way to win this race, never going big when she can avoid it. With perfectly calibrated understatement, she seizes your attention every time she’s onscreen. She slowly and methodically draws the tension as tight as a razor-sharp wire saw.
All in all, it’s still pretty damn solid. I wouldn’t want one big quibble to get in the way of other Audition virgins checking it out. Consider this a big recommend.
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‘Heathers’ (1988) is Very
From Sixteen Candles to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, John Hughes’s first four films as a director defined a generation. These films gave our parents a hollow optimism that things would be better than they were; rose-tinted glasses and all that. While many loved the work of John Hughes, some felt the hollow optimism of pretty white people getting their way, as the camera pulls out to then roll credits on the idyllic happiness that few of them would ever experience in their lives. For those Hughes haters, they had Heathers. (Though the box office numbers would say otherwise! Buh dum tiss.)
Veronica Sawyer, J.D., and the Cost of Wanting to Be Seen
Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder) longs to form an identity of her own, while stuck in the shadow of the Heathers: Heather Chandler (Kim Walker), Heather McNamara (Lisanne Falk), and Heather Duke (Shannen Doherty). When Veronica meets J.D. (Christian Slater), she finally gets that chance. The quick-talking, five-dollar-word-using J.D. is just the man to get this impressionable teen to step out of her comfort zone. Literally. As the bodies start piling up, the town is concerned about a potential suicide epidemic. But Veronica knows all too well that the path she’s going down could easily end up in her own death.
I had not heard of Heathers until my senior year of high school. Knowing that I was a sad loner, my physics teacher and calculus teacher (husband and wife) somewhat took me under their wing and gave me a pretty in-depth film education. They showed me Tarantino, Heathers, and tons of other wonderful films that helped form who I am today. At the time, I was awestruck by Heathers. I loved its dark humor and deeply appreciated the message of being your own person. And, surprisingly, it still holds up incredibly well in 2026.
Generational Conformity and Why Heathers Still Resonates
While there are many criticisms to be made about Gen Z/Alpha, I find that many of these same criticisms were just as valid when I was younger. When I was in middle school, skinny jeans were all the rage. That would soon transform into the Mumford and Sons hipster era of the late aughts, early 10s. But we found our individuality in our similar conformity. Whereas the Z/Alphas of today blindly accept their conformities and are slowly devolving into a formless blob of nothingness. Heathers could easily be an antidote for youngsters of today. (Sans all the killing, etc.)
To me, the whole theme of Heathers is finding healthy expressions to be yourself and stepping away from the conformity of what it means to be “cool”. Veronica has all the trappings to be her own, unique person, but gets stuck in the mundanity of being seen as cool by the cool kids. Every high school has those handful of people who SOMEHOW become the ‘it’ kids. But where are they now? In my case, most of them refused to leave my small town and are stuck in the ‘good ole days’. Huh. What a life.
Self-Awareness as a Double-Edged Sword
One of my least favorite things about John Hughes films is the lack of individuality many of the characters have. And those who are distinct individuals are still incredibly one-note. Veronica is an incredibly deep character who, initially, succeeds when she’s catalyzed to be herself by J.D. Unfortunately, J.D. has ulterior motives that Veronica doesn’t notice until it’s too late. It’s interesting to watch this film as an adult and not a barely self-aware teen. The writing is on the wall with J.D. A normal person would immediately see the red flags in J.D.’s personality, but Veronica truly feels seen for the first time and allows herself to fall down this incredibly self-destructive path. It’s almost as if writer Daniel Waters is making a statement that being too self-aware is just as harmful a drug as implicit conformity.
The Mask and the Mirror in Heathers
There is more than just “conformity bad” to this film. Director Michael Lehmann brings layers of commentary to a film that could have easily fallen victim to ideas that would have been too grand for a lesser director. One of the greatest visual elements of this film is a small moment after the death of Heather Chandler. Feeling conflicted about using the trust between her and Heather Chandler, Veronica has a moment of self-realization that she doesn’t even know who she is anymore. This is visualized by a mask that hangs from Heather Chandler’s mirror.
In this moment, Veronica is sitting with her back to the mirror. Her face is tilted to the left, ever so slightly, while she looks at J.D. The mask that hangs on the mirror is perfectly hanging over the back of her head. She feels two-faced. How could she have just helped kill her best friend? Does she even know who she is anymore? Just how far will she take this? This single moment visually shows more of Veronica’s struggle than John Hughes did in the entirety of his collective works.
Why Heathers Still Holds Up Today
Again, sans the killing, Heathers is a film that still holds up incredibly well (and minus four uses of the f-slur). The jokes land, the commentary lands, and the satisfaction of some awful people’s deaths still lands. If there’s one thing right about J.D.’s ideas, it’s that “society degrades us.” Hell, I spent half a paragraph degrading Gen Z/Alpha. Much of this boils down to kids not being allowed to be kids anymore. But that’s a conversation for another day. All I can think to say at this point is, “Teenage suicide…don’t do it!”


