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GROWING PAINS & GROWING FANGS: A Spoiler-Free ‘Subspecies V: Bloodrise’ Review
If you’ve been following HORROR PRESS for a while you know I love Full Moon Features. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have done a whole series on Full Moon during February. They’re charming, and the company just as much as the films have always been “for the fans”.
All this to say, Subspecies V: Bloodrise, the latest entry in the long-running Radu saga, is much of the same: a madcap crowdpleaser that delivers on all your bloody and sometimes silly vampire movie wants. If you’re a longtime fan, or someone getting into the wonderfully campy world of Full Moon, this is a great film to watch.
Born of monsters but raised by men of the cloth and trained to eradicate his own kind, an aged Radu Vladislas takes on what is supposed to be his final quest: destroying his father, King Vladislas. Instead, what results is the dormant beast inside of him being awakened after he gets turned, and his immortal bloodline abilities are activated. As he gets pulled into a world of monsters he sought to destroy, his descent from tragic hero into a bloody villain is on full display as he masters dark sorcery and darker paths to victory.
As I had hoped for in my article anticipating Subspecies V: Bloodrise, Anders Hove brings a new heart to a character that honestly shouldn’t be as compelling as he is. Knowing what Radu turns into in earlier films, you’d think seeing the endgame of a hissing snarling cruelty machine would undercut some of the sincerity Hove brings. But his narration throughout the film makes you feel sympathy for him as everything falls apart and his hopes slowly morph from getting justice to accumulating more power. His voice is perfect for storytelling, so it’s a no-brainer to have him narrate the tragedy alongside the film.
Don’t get it twisted; fans of the classic over-the-top nosferatu acting we’ve come to know and love will still be satisfied with Hove’s more scenery-chewing scenes and all the fun that entails. You get a whole lot more along with it, and have to wait a little bit longer for him to crank up the crazy to 11.
Regarding the rest of the cast, it’s also fun to see Denice Duff return. Though her and Hoves’ onscreen chemistry from their time as enemies remains, she plays a radically different character to her former role as Michelle, which adds a new twist to the lore. Among the new additions, Hunter Diana (Olivera Perunicic) has far too little screen time for as cool as she is, and I’m hoping to see more of her in the future.
Ted Nicolaou’s directing is evergreen (as is his writing on this one), capturing some of the coolest shots in the series as he and cinematographer Vladimir Ilic capture the beauty of the Serbian countryside and the old-world castles that lie in it. Some of the shot compositions reminded me of Frank Frazetta’s pulpier, leerier sword and sorcery artwork, and it just rules. The set design for the castles and other interiors is stellar, with each room packed full of details and set dressing that makes it feel lived in. Although admittedly, chunks of the movie are underlit (presumably unintentionally) and suffer visually as a result.
When we pull back from the aesthetics in the frame, you’re met with some downright insane editing choices that are so perfectly wild that they end up being hilarious. You get a lot of surprising quick cuts that never become irritating or frustrating, but punctuate certain moments with an undeniable comedy in how they’re presented, and I have to believe it’s intentional. It’s too accurate with the comedic timing to not be.
Sidenote: If you can’t find humor in some of the choices that made it past the cutting room floor, you might be forgetting that the silliness is one of the major selling points of Full Moon films, even if it isn’t a hallmark of the Subspecies franchise in particular. You kind of have to let loose and not take this one so seriously.
One of my biggest complaints story-wise is that we don’t get to see Radu as a child, or his training by the Knights of the Dragon, but there’s still time to see it in another film (if we don’t get to see young Radu beheading vampires, it’s a MAJOR missed opportunity). It’s extra egregious since the movie comes in at a crazy tight 74-minute runtime, which just left me wanting more. The effects also aren’t as involved in this one, so don’t expect the first few films’ hallmark stop-motion animation (as much as the lack of little finger minions breaks my heart!).
BOTTOMLINE: Subspecies V: Bloodrise is not just a worthy successor to the other Subspecies films, it’s downright fun as a standalone movie, and I fully trust fans will have a blast going in and coming out of this vampiric horror-fantasy quest. Between the directing, the script, and the gross blood-drinking noises, Radu will take you on one hell of a ride as he paves the road down there with good intentions, and then way more bad ones. This will stand as one of the best modern Full Moon films, and I can’t wait to see where they go from here. Give it a watch!
You can stream Subspecies V: Bloodrise starting on June 2nd on Full Moon Features as well as Screambox TV!
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[Review] The Thrills and Kills of ‘Ils’ (2006)
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Author’s Note: It’s really difficult to talk about this film without spoiling who/what the killers are, so be warned.
As someone who lives alone, home invasion films have started to really get under my skin. Thinking that someone could break into the room in my basement apartment that I don’t use, and is street-facing, killing me, and then escaping, frightens me. Plus, there are no cameras around my building, and the windows don’t even lock properly. Okay, I’m going to shut up about that. But that doesn’t negate the fact that home invasion films get to me now. So, naturally, when researching some New French Extremity films for November, I figured I should finally break the seal and watch Ils, as it’s known in the States, Them.
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Supposedly, this film is based on true events. If IMDb Trivia is to be taken at face value, then this film is based on a couple that a group of teenagers brutally murdered. In retrospect, it’s difficult to believe a group of kids pulled this all off. Take the cold open of the film. There is a mother and daughter involved in a single-car crash. The mother goes to check under the hood and disappears. This leads her daughter to lock the doors. In a few seconds, the car’s hood is slammed shut, mud is slung at the car from both sides, and the street light goes out. So, knowing that teenagers are the ones to blame for this, it seems a bit far-fetched. Especially when we eventually see the kids. We’re supposed to believe they’re teenagers, but they look between the ages of eight and ten.
The film works best when it blends the line between natural and supernatural, and when it seems like there is only one antagonist inside. Writer/directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud can’t find their footing with what type of story they want to tell. Ils would have worked much better as a supernatural horror film rather than a home invasion film with teenagers. When Ils makes you question what lurks within the house is when it works best. The big reveal at the end feels a bit forced. Part of me wishes Moreau and Palud had taken the idea on which they based their story and gone the supernatural route.
That being said, the cat-and-mouse aspect of Ils is the most enjoyable. When Lucas is taken out of commission, Clémentine is forced to take matters into her own hands. Clémentine is fascinating to watch and makes, what feels like, choices anyone else would make. Her reactions feel more authentic than the actions people usually take in horror films. But there’s still something that feels off and stale about this movie. At just 74 minutes, Ils feels like it rolls the credits before it really gets going.
Many people consider this film New French Extremity, and I can understand that. Would I consider it NFE? No. This is just a plain home invasion horror film. The violence, setting, and action do nothing to classify that as extreme in any sense. Is it scary? Sure! Is the [limited] violence painful to watch? You bet! But it doesn’t push any boundaries or set out to tell something deeper than it does. Ils isn’t a bad film, but it’s far from being a great film.
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[REVIEW] My First Ever New French Extremity Film Was ‘Inside’ (2007)
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Over 10 years ago I saw my first New French Extremity film in college. I took a trip to the Family Video near my college apartment and scanned the aisles. It was the first time I was in charge of picking a movie for a movie night with some friends. Most of the people attending that evening were horror fans, so that’s the vibe I was going for. After walking around for about five minutes I saw it. The top left corner read DIMENSION EXTREME. The middle of the cover read INSIDE in thick red letter, right below that stated UNRATED. The image was someone grasping their pregnant stomach and a pair of sharp dirty scissors questionably close to her stomach. That’s the movie I picked. And that was the last time I was allowed to pick the movies for our movie nights.
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Written by Alexandre Bustillo and directed by Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo, Inside would kick off an excellent career for these two French filmmakers. Brutal, sad, and one of the bloodiest films of all time, Inside is a film that needs to be seen to be believed. Like Calvaire, what makes Inside work so well, besides the tight script and great direction, is the pacing. Instead of a prolonged leadup to a barrage of violence and gore, Inside doles its violence out like a symphony. Each act perfectly leads into the next with the precision you don’t usually see in a debut feature film. The majority of the extreme violence happens to Sarah, which puts a lot of pressure on Alysson Paradis. Paradis sells her performance like Jordan Belfort selling a pen. Her responses are brutal and heartbreaking, while still being extremely grounded.
The special effects makeup department is too vast to list and will eat up my entire word count, but words cannot describe how visceral the practical effects are. From the most minor cut from a mirror to the stairway scene, you can’t help but feel like you’re watching something you should not be watching.
If you haven’t seen the film then this next part will be a huge spoiler, but we need to talk about it. Bustillo’s script takes an unexpected turn toward the end of the film. We learn the reason La Femme is attacking Sarah is due to a car accident. Sarah caused a car accident that took the life of La Femme’s child, killing her unborn baby. La Femme wants Sarah’s baby as reparations. Towards the end of the film, one of the cops who was presumed dead (he was shot with a riot gun) wakes up. His vision is hindered by the riot gun causing him to accidentally attack Sarah instead of La Femme. This attack breaks Sarah’s water, and La Femme kills the cop. Now, Sarah is on the stairs and her baby isn’t coming out–that’s where the scissors come back into play. La Femme has to perform a C-section on Sarah with the scissors, and it is, simply put, gnarly. The film ends with La Femme looking at Sarah’s dead body as she rocks the baby.
This ending is beyond heartbreaking. La Femme’s character almost has a complete turnaround. It’s hard to tell if she’s crying because she has the baby or because she did end up killing Sarah. My personal belief is that it all became too real once she had to kill the cop. If the cop hadn’t broken her water and forced the birth, would La Femme have gone through with this at this point? It’s up to interpretation, but I believe La Femme had repented her actions by that point. That doesn’t make it any better, though.
Next to Martyrs, Inside has one of the most heartbreaking endings of any New French Extremity film. While it’s a difficult watch, it’s an excellent film to rewatch as a case study on how to write an antagonist. To boot, Sarah was La Femme’s antagonist. Sarah was the one who caused the termination of La Femme’s pregnancy–so in a way, this is a revenge film. Bustillo’s script pulls the rug out from all preconceived notions. We thought we were watching one film when in reality, we were being expertly misled by the person we thought was the narrator. It’s a bold move for a debut.
Bustillo and Maury are still going strong in the genre. Their most recent film, The Soul Eater, recently had its premiere at Fantasia Fest. Like Inside, The Soul Eater was gory and violent, while focusing on an overall story that takes precedent. It’s impressive to see bits and pieces of Inside in The Soul Eater, while also adding all the bits and pieces of lessons they’ve learned over their six previous films. Inside is, to me, the best example of New French Extremity; it’s true stomach-churning, gut-wrenching, bloody as hell terror.