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A LEVIATHAN-SIZED GOOD TIME: ‘Hellraiser’ (2022) Review
The Priest (our latest version of Pinhead for the uninitiated) says that you can never return from a threshold you’ve already crossed…which shows she hasn’t seen this film given this is a return back over the threshold of bloody fun we’ve been waiting for.
Hulu continues the hot streak it had from the recent success of Prey with another franchise continuation: Hellraiser. The 2022 hard reboot and reimagining of the 1987 original film follows Riley, an addict in recovery living with her brother Matt. Fallen on hard times and with rent due, Riley and her lover Trevor break into a shipping container owned by old billionaire Roland Voight’s and find the enigmatic Lament Configuration. As Riley solves the puzzle box, the beings summoned return to continue their harvest.
Much like Prey, I think this fresh start to the new dynasty of Pinhead (this time around just called The Priest) and company is the vital resuscitation for a property that’s been on the ropes as long as Hellraiser has been. It’s a welcome change, and a big budget shock to the system, which also helps make this a possible contender for the best legacy film of the year. I have to talk specifics to really get into what works and doesn’t work, so head to the Bottomline to avoid the
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Starting with the script, the film really makes you feel the cosmic horror of the Cenobites in an impactful way that even the first movie in the franchise didn’t entirely capture. Beyond that, the story explores themes that are heavier and more vital to the social issues plaguing America today than you’d expect, specifically with Riley’s addiction taking center stage. Her journey for the truth behind what took her brother ends up being a surprisingly poignant allegory for dealing with the fallout of addictive behaviors and the consequences of indulging them; for that, I commend the film.
Speaking of Riley, our lead Odessa A’zion is the real standout of this movie. Riley is vulnerable and human in her flaws, but never errs on the side of weakness or indignity, and A’zion’s performance is to be thanked for that. Regrettably, she is also so good she’s forced to sometimes carry the rest of her co-stars.
The dialogue is undeniably mediocre in the front half of the film following Matt’s disappearance, and it feels especially bad whenever Colin and Riley are on screen since the tension between them over Matts’s death should be evident but is never fully realized; a shame since both A’zion and Faison are great actors, but maybe didn’t get the best of direction on those terms. The same can be said of Trevor & Norah, who are really only here as sacrificial lambs for The Priest to dice up for Leviathan. It’s a shame because we get a hint at them being developed into actual characters in the first 15 minutes but lose that train of thought and end up with the same pigs for the meat hooks we get in a lot of the other movies.
But of course, what you’re really interested in is our villains, who make up for every shortcoming this movie has. Jamie Clayton’s The Priest, whose casting was met with a hotbed of discussion and eager anticipation from the jump, stacks up as a powerhouse alongside (and against?) Doug Bradley. I imagine there will be many arguments to come amongst horror nerds over which is the true greatest Pinhead. Her voice and demeanor are different, and she lends an ethereal facet to the role that you’d expect from an extradimensional torture demon with alien ideas of sensation. Supporting actor Goran Visnjic whose appearances bookend the movie makes a great secondary antagonist of billionaire Roland Voight, who manages to invoke his threatening nature even when he’s up against forces he doesn’t fully understand.
In honor of these belles of-the-special-effects ball, of which I have one thing to say: the new Cenobites are out of this world and will absolutely, no contest, have the best creature design you will see in a horror film this year. They just hit the pin on the head when it comes to remixing the classic look of the Cenobites without fully alienating what made them so dope in the first place; we don’t have slick black leather, but the formerly ornamental wounds they have now practically make up their entire costume as fleshy pseudo clothing. Gross, but above all else ingenious. I particularly enjoy the newest member of the Gash, The Weeper with his bisected limbs (though my love for Chatterer has not diminished in the slightest). And I have to give some love to The Gasp, who gets a money shot reveal of her flayed back that was just the biggest and best possible flex the makeup department could have done. Well played.
On a technical level, the film is all aces. And though the music is overly bombastic at points for my taste, it’s never tonally out of place, and when those musical stingers hit, they hit like wire cutting to the bone.
BOTTOMLINE: Slow to a start character-wise and not without some flaws, Hellraiser (2022) drops us directly into some mind-bending visuals, nasty master-crafted special effects, and some seriously mean-spirited monsters that make for a body-breakingly wild and grotesque experience. Be warned, this isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s got gore beyond the boundaries of gore—and that’s quite all right by us. We’re not judging, go watch it ASAP.
Hellraiser is streaming on Hulu.
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[Review] The Thrills and Kills of ‘Ils’ (2006)
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Author’s Note: It’s really difficult to talk about this film without spoiling who/what the killers are, so be warned.
As someone who lives alone, home invasion films have started to really get under my skin. Thinking that someone could break into the room in my basement apartment that I don’t use, and is street-facing, killing me, and then escaping, frightens me. Plus, there are no cameras around my building, and the windows don’t even lock properly. Okay, I’m going to shut up about that. But that doesn’t negate the fact that home invasion films get to me now. So, naturally, when researching some New French Extremity films for November, I figured I should finally break the seal and watch Ils, as it’s known in the States, Them.
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Supposedly, this film is based on true events. If IMDb Trivia is to be taken at face value, then this film is based on a couple that a group of teenagers brutally murdered. In retrospect, it’s difficult to believe a group of kids pulled this all off. Take the cold open of the film. There is a mother and daughter involved in a single-car crash. The mother goes to check under the hood and disappears. This leads her daughter to lock the doors. In a few seconds, the car’s hood is slammed shut, mud is slung at the car from both sides, and the street light goes out. So, knowing that teenagers are the ones to blame for this, it seems a bit far-fetched. Especially when we eventually see the kids. We’re supposed to believe they’re teenagers, but they look between the ages of eight and ten.
The film works best when it blends the line between natural and supernatural, and when it seems like there is only one antagonist inside. Writer/directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud can’t find their footing with what type of story they want to tell. Ils would have worked much better as a supernatural horror film rather than a home invasion film with teenagers. When Ils makes you question what lurks within the house is when it works best. The big reveal at the end feels a bit forced. Part of me wishes Moreau and Palud had taken the idea on which they based their story and gone the supernatural route.
That being said, the cat-and-mouse aspect of Ils is the most enjoyable. When Lucas is taken out of commission, Clémentine is forced to take matters into her own hands. Clémentine is fascinating to watch and makes, what feels like, choices anyone else would make. Her reactions feel more authentic than the actions people usually take in horror films. But there’s still something that feels off and stale about this movie. At just 74 minutes, Ils feels like it rolls the credits before it really gets going.
Many people consider this film New French Extremity, and I can understand that. Would I consider it NFE? No. This is just a plain home invasion horror film. The violence, setting, and action do nothing to classify that as extreme in any sense. Is it scary? Sure! Is the [limited] violence painful to watch? You bet! But it doesn’t push any boundaries or set out to tell something deeper than it does. Ils isn’t a bad film, but it’s far from being a great film.
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[REVIEW] My First Ever New French Extremity Film Was ‘Inside’ (2007)
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Over 10 years ago I saw my first New French Extremity film in college. I took a trip to the Family Video near my college apartment and scanned the aisles. It was the first time I was in charge of picking a movie for a movie night with some friends. Most of the people attending that evening were horror fans, so that’s the vibe I was going for. After walking around for about five minutes I saw it. The top left corner read DIMENSION EXTREME. The middle of the cover read INSIDE in thick red letter, right below that stated UNRATED. The image was someone grasping their pregnant stomach and a pair of sharp dirty scissors questionably close to her stomach. That’s the movie I picked. And that was the last time I was allowed to pick the movies for our movie nights.
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Written by Alexandre Bustillo and directed by Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo, Inside would kick off an excellent career for these two French filmmakers. Brutal, sad, and one of the bloodiest films of all time, Inside is a film that needs to be seen to be believed. Like Calvaire, what makes Inside work so well, besides the tight script and great direction, is the pacing. Instead of a prolonged leadup to a barrage of violence and gore, Inside doles its violence out like a symphony. Each act perfectly leads into the next with the precision you don’t usually see in a debut feature film. The majority of the extreme violence happens to Sarah, which puts a lot of pressure on Alysson Paradis. Paradis sells her performance like Jordan Belfort selling a pen. Her responses are brutal and heartbreaking, while still being extremely grounded.
The special effects makeup department is too vast to list and will eat up my entire word count, but words cannot describe how visceral the practical effects are. From the most minor cut from a mirror to the stairway scene, you can’t help but feel like you’re watching something you should not be watching.
If you haven’t seen the film then this next part will be a huge spoiler, but we need to talk about it. Bustillo’s script takes an unexpected turn toward the end of the film. We learn the reason La Femme is attacking Sarah is due to a car accident. Sarah caused a car accident that took the life of La Femme’s child, killing her unborn baby. La Femme wants Sarah’s baby as reparations. Towards the end of the film, one of the cops who was presumed dead (he was shot with a riot gun) wakes up. His vision is hindered by the riot gun causing him to accidentally attack Sarah instead of La Femme. This attack breaks Sarah’s water, and La Femme kills the cop. Now, Sarah is on the stairs and her baby isn’t coming out–that’s where the scissors come back into play. La Femme has to perform a C-section on Sarah with the scissors, and it is, simply put, gnarly. The film ends with La Femme looking at Sarah’s dead body as she rocks the baby.
This ending is beyond heartbreaking. La Femme’s character almost has a complete turnaround. It’s hard to tell if she’s crying because she has the baby or because she did end up killing Sarah. My personal belief is that it all became too real once she had to kill the cop. If the cop hadn’t broken her water and forced the birth, would La Femme have gone through with this at this point? It’s up to interpretation, but I believe La Femme had repented her actions by that point. That doesn’t make it any better, though.
Next to Martyrs, Inside has one of the most heartbreaking endings of any New French Extremity film. While it’s a difficult watch, it’s an excellent film to rewatch as a case study on how to write an antagonist. To boot, Sarah was La Femme’s antagonist. Sarah was the one who caused the termination of La Femme’s pregnancy–so in a way, this is a revenge film. Bustillo’s script pulls the rug out from all preconceived notions. We thought we were watching one film when in reality, we were being expertly misled by the person we thought was the narrator. It’s a bold move for a debut.
Bustillo and Maury are still going strong in the genre. Their most recent film, The Soul Eater, recently had its premiere at Fantasia Fest. Like Inside, The Soul Eater was gory and violent, while focusing on an overall story that takes precedent. It’s impressive to see bits and pieces of Inside in The Soul Eater, while also adding all the bits and pieces of lessons they’ve learned over their six previous films. Inside is, to me, the best example of New French Extremity; it’s true stomach-churning, gut-wrenching, bloody as hell terror.