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‘Firestarter’ (2022): A Lukewarm Horror Film

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Thanks to Stephen King’s book, Firestarter is responsible for the term pyrokinesis being a part of the modern vernacular. Given its wide notoriety, the premise of Keith Thomas’ Firestarter movie is quickly discernible. The film features a young girl named Charlie McGee (Ryan Kiera Armstrong), who was born with pyrokinesis, along with a few other psychic abilities.

Charlie McGee’s Awakening Powers

As her formerly suppressed powers begin to reawaken, her parents, with psychic abilities of their own, are conflicted on how to approach the re-emergence of their daughter’s ability to conjure fire. With the institute responsible for these psychic abilities not far behind, Firestarter tells the tale of a parent’s love and a girl coming into her own.

Is Firestarter Scary Enough for Horror Fans?

As far as R-rated scary movies go, this is a good “toe-in-the-water” film. There is light use of profanity, no sexual content, and only a few moments that would be considered frightening or gory. Hardened horror fans may be disappointed with the lack of particularly haunting imagery or suspense building.

Horror Heavyweights: John Carpenter and Stephen King

Even with phenomenal performances by the leading cast and the contributions of John Carpenter and Stephen King making this film a reality, Firestarter falls just shy of feeling like an actual horror movie.

John Carpenter’s Signature Touch

With the names of horror heavyweights John Carpenter and Stephen King attached, expectations for Firestarter were bound to be high. While the creepy keyboard music is reminiscent of Carpenter in all his legendary status, the scenes lacked the necessary nightmarish components to amplify the haunting score.

Stephen King’s Classic Tropes in Firestarter

Likewise, the influence of classic Stephen King is evident in so many ways. For example, the movie exhibits traditional King character tropes such as:
  • A child with psychic abilities
  • An antagonist who hunts down the protagonist via psychic powers
  • A father’s bond with his child
  • Someone who desires to quit smoking
  • A strong Native American character
  • A salt-of-the-earth secondary character
Stephen King fans will appreciate the easter egg as Irv Manders (John Beasley) drinks beer called “Ayuh.”

Challenges of Adapting Stephen King’s Horror

However, the film Firestarter was up against the obstacle that many moviemakers have attempted and failed to traverse in the past. So much of the horror behind a Stephen King story relies on the torment and demise of a person’s psychology. It’s hard for a film to accurately depict the running monologue that drives these characters behind the scenes. As such, the interactions feel forced and lack the genuine emotional upheaval that it took to get to this place.

Stellar Cast, Missed Opportunities

While Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Zac Efron, and Gloria Reuben put on amazing portrayals of these characters, it is a shame that the film was not designed to allow the audience to get to know them.

Ryan Kiera Armstrong as Charlie McGee

Ryan Kiera Armstrong had big shoes to fill when taking on the role of the girl with pyrokinesis, Charlie. As anyone who has seen it will remember, young Drew Barrymore stole the show in 1984’s Firestarter. So much so that it landed her a role in another Stephen King flick released the following year: Cat’s Eye. Armstrong successfully executed this challenging role as her character was immediately believable through her expressive use of body language and facial features.

Zac Efron’s Transformation as Andy McGee

Additionally, Zac Efron has come a long way from his days at Disney, as the role of the flawed, haunted father suited him well. A tough feat for big-named actors, it was difficult to see him as anyone other than Andy McGee while the film was rolling.

Supporting Cast Shines

With equally stellar performances by supporting actors Sydney Lemmon, Gloria Reuben, and Michael Greyeyes, the film felt convincing right away.

Why Firestarter Falls Flat as a Horror Film

Aided by realistic conflicts and the allure of the familiar storyline, Firestarter is fun to watch. It tells a dramatic, tragic tale encircling a family whose only flaw is that the audience didn’t get to know them better. The gripping story leading up to its shocking conclusion makes Firestarter truly worth the watch. For those looking for horror, though, it is only found briefly here.

A Decent Film with Untapped Potential

All in all, Firestarter is a decent film. Its riveting storyline, tremendous acting, and Carpenter/King influences make for a movie that wasn’t bad. However, especially given all its potential for horror greatness, Firestarter falls flat as a horror film. There was a lot left to be desired.

Where to Watch Firestarter

You can watch Firestarter in theaters or streaming on Peacock starting May 13th.

A writer by both passion and profession: Tiffany Taylor is a mother of three with a lifelong interest in all things strange or mysterious. Her love for the written word blossomed from her love of horror at a young age because scary stories played an integral role in her childhood. Today, when she isn’t reading, writing, or watching scary movies, Tiffany enjoys cooking, stargazing, and listening to music.

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‘Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever’ Review: A Meth Trip That Never Ends

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As a horror fan with no life, I watch a TON of horror movies. But, like nearly every horror fan, there are some films whose first viewing leaves deep impressions that will last a lifetime. I can remember where I was when I first watched House of Wax (2005), and The Evil Dead. Just to name a few. One film viewing that stuck with me most from my childhood was Cabin Fever. Probably because I watched it in a cabin in the Poconos during a once-in-a-lifetime snowstorm. While I condone little to nothing of what Eli Roth stands for nowadays, both personally and professionally, I cannot discount the effect his films had on me and my love of horror. Now, if we want to talk about a film I have apparently watched before and have zero recollection of? That would be Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever.

What Is Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever About?

John (Noah Segan) and Alex (Rusty Kelley) are two outcasts who find themselves on the short end of abuse from bullies and teachers alike. As prom approaches, the two friends have little hope for dates and are nearly resigned to spending the evening alone. The only chance John has for a date is his childhood crush, Cassie (Alexi Wasser), who is dating John’s biggest bully. After a series of events, catalyzed by Paul (Rider Strong) polluting a local water source, the kids of Springfield High are exposed to Paul’s deadly disease. One by one, the kids start infecting one another, leading to a prom that is bound to be bloodier than Carrie.

With a story from Randy Pearlstein and Ti West, a screenplay by Joshua Malkin, and directed by Alan Smithee (Ti West), Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever is truly a sight to behold. Many parts of Cabin Fever 2 feel retconned to justify its connection to its predecessor. While other parts of it work deliciously within the Cabin Fever universe. It’s no coincidence that Ti West fought tooth and nail to get his name removed from this project. In fact, this might be the first Alan Smithee film I’ve covered for Horror Press (hell, maybe in general). Copious reshoots from producers turned Ti West’s vision into this slapdash product that feels tonally unsure of what the hell it is–Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever is a goopy Frankenstein that exists in a better form on a cutting room floor somewhere…potentially lost to time forever.

Cabin Fever 2’s Biggest Problem is the Pacing

Most likely due to producer reshoots, one of the biggest sins of Cabin Fever 2 (and a general sin for film) is its pacing. CF2’s pacing starts like the final few minutes of a meth comedown, before slowly plateauing into meth fiending. Halfway through the film, brought to you by a great Patrick Hernandez “Born to be Alive” needle drop, we get our hands back on some meth. But that meth is stepped on and cut with something because the film goes completely off the rails. In both entertaining and excruciating ways.

After a solid Deputy Winston (Giuseppe Andrews) cold open, we’re given these gorgeous animated opening credits. These credits follow the source of Paul’s spread of the disease into a local water source, all the way through the bottling process, and ending in a bottle of water that’s delivered to Springfield High. And that’s when the film stops being remotely interesting.

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Noah Segan Does His Best with a Bad Script

I’ve been a huge fan of Noah Segan for a long time. From Dead Girl and Scare Package, through The Pale Door and Blood Relatives, Noah Segan has always delivered for me. But even early-career Segan has a difficult time working through this awful dialogue that seems written on shoot day. Sure, Segan delivers the goods, but at what cost? His only remotely interesting early scenes exist between him and Cassie, and even those scenes only do so much to keep the viewer’s eyes glued to the screen. As the film goes on, and the action picks up, Segan finds his footing. Only it’s too little too late at that point.

But what’s a Cabin Fever film without skin-rippingly grotesque gore? The original film succeeded with crafting interesting (enough) characters that kept you enthralled until the crap finally hits the fan. Joshua Malkin’s script decides to throw all of that out of the window for whatever reason. Most of the character motivation from the first film is, indeed, sex. And there’s nothing wrong with having sex be a character’s motivating factor. But if those characters fail to be interesting in any way, shape, or form, then that’s where you have a product that will fall more flat than the skin of a degloved arm.

Ti West’s Visual Fingerprints and Where They Break Down

It’s somewhat hard to tell what was created by Ti West and what was crafted by producers, even if there is a slight tell. Many of the scenes have a distinct aspect ratio that feels very West-y. And that visual feel is kept through the entirety of the film, but with one distinct difference. Ti West has a very distinct shooting style that has carried through his entire career (except for you, MaXXXine). You can feel when the style is substantive and purposeful versus when a producer came in and was pigeonholed into shooting like that to keep visual continuity. The film’s visual tone becomes an overall detractor because, again, while it all looks the same, you can feel when it’s intended and when it’s done because they had to.

Is Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever Worth Watching?

Overall, Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever is a mess of a film. There are a handful of really great scenes of gore and violence, though it’s far from enough to make this product worthwhile. And screw the producers for not letting Ti West remove his name from this film. Even though my idol Larry Fessenden is in this film, I don’t think it’s worth a rewatch ever again. If you haven’t seen it, I don’t think I can even recommend it unless you’re a Ti West completionist. At least it’s better than Cabin Fever Patient Zero.

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Overlook Film Festival: ‘Exit 8’ Review

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If you’re at the intersection of video games and horror, then you know not all video game film adaptations are created equally. For every Silent Hill (2006), Werewolves Within, or Detention (2019), there is a lot of heartbreak and titles we’re still trying to forget. Which is why, when Kotake Create’s beloved Exit 8 video game was tapped to become a film, we held our collective breath. How would this quick psychological nightmare transfer to a feature-length film? Would the filmmaker chosen understand the assignment? Luckily, the movie works overall, and horror and game nerds have another title in the win column. 

In Case You Missed It

Exit 8 puts gamers into the shoes of an unseen protagonist who is stuck in a subway station. Players soon realize that this location is not what it seems. They are also tasked with spotting anomalies in hopes of making it to the eighth level and (hopefully) back to the real world. Some of the anomalies are subtle, some are anxiety-inducing, and some leave you wanting to scream WTF? However, the game is a pretty quick introduction to liminal spaces and self-gaslighting. 

The film, written by Kentaro Hirase and Genki Kawamura, understands what made the game effective. They even keep and elevate some of the anomalies that were my personal favorites. The duo also builds three very distinct characters to keep us from sitting for 95 minutes of vibes.

Walking Man (Yamato Kochi) is not just the creepy guy making circles in this hallway with us in the film. He gets a full arc in his chapter that informs us he was a human who panicked and made the wrong choice. He is now doomed to spend eternity here as part of others’ nightmarish quests. While all of the performances are great, Kochi brings a humanity and sadness to the role that was unexpected. He finds ways of using his character’s repetitive nature as a way to add subtle layers. This makes the shift into his chapter feel more alive, frantic, and heartbreaking. We know this journey isn’t going to end well for him, but it’s hard not to fully invest and feel that heartbreak anyway. 

It’s Not All Great at Exit 8

Exit 8 plays with us in the beginning before shifting from first-person perspective to reveal our protagonist will be Lost Man (Kazunari Ninomiya). He and his girlfriend are having a moment when he ends up in this subway station on a loop. Their phone conversation reveals she’s pregnant, so Lost Man is having a bad day before getting stuck in liminal limbo. This, on its own, is fine. However, after a lot of laps, he meets The Boy (Naru Asanuma) and discovers he is not an anomaly.

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The Boy ties Lost Man and Walking Man’s stories together. He tries to assist both of them on their journeys while being too afraid to speak for most of his screentime. Again, all of the performances are great, but a kid killing it with a mostly silent role is highly impressive. His relationship with these two broken and frightened men is believable and palpable. He and Lost Man specifically bond and form a lovely duo that, unfortunately, underscores the pregnant girlfriend to lead to a very pro-life message.

Exit 8’s Politics Derail the Horror

Kawamura directed the hell out of Exit 8, and it’s a good time. However, it’s hard to wash away the very heavy swerve into pro-life territory in 2026. Especially as a person with ovaries who lives in a country that doesn’t want me to have autonomy. Horror is political, and this game has so many things that could have been expanded on. The insertion of an anti-choice layer into a film centered on three male characters (at three very different stages of life) is wild. I personally hated it because, aside from that, it does capture the vibes of the game. It feels like watching someone piss in the lemonade on a hot summer day.

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