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‘#Alive’: The Himbo Diaries

It’s been a minute since I’ve sat down to watch a deadly serious zombie movie. Since 2020 the world has undergone its version of the end times– one that doesn’t seem to be letting up – and I much prefer the giggle-infused Shaun of the Dead or hyper-stimulated fare like Army of the Dead over a zombie apocalypse that is exceedingly bleak and depressing. It hits too close to home, ya know? I may be in the minority, however, because 2011’s Contagion was one of the most-streamed movies during the early days of the Covid-19 pandemic – masochists, I tell you! The Korean zombie apocalypse film #Alive, directed by Il Cho, also became a smashing success on Netflix that same fall. So, with these thoughts at the forefront of my mind, I settled in to see what the #Alive hype is all about. Following a panic-inducing opening that confirmed my hesitations, I was pleasantly surprised to find a film that successfully juggles said zombie horrors with an often lighthearted story about a lovable himbo who must survive the odds.
The upbeat opening credits, reminiscent of the Resident Evil games’ journey into jump-the-shark territory, appropriately follow our introduction to himbo gamer protagonist Oh Joon-woo (Yoo Ah-in). Living a lazy life sleeping in, snacking, and streaming games in his family’s high-rise Seoul apartment, he’s home alone when the outbreak commences. Not unlike the Macaulay Culkin romp, it takes Joon-woo some time to fully comprehend the gravity of his situation, and it isn’t until a neighbor lunges for his jugular in a back-cracking display of special effects that he realizes Resident Evil is at his doorstep. The film’s hashtagged title cannot be ignored here, as the modern hellscape known as the Internet, with its many distractions, plays a large part in why Joon-woo is such an endearing bobo. His matrix-heavy lifestyle leaves him at a profound disadvantage in navigating the apocalypse, yet the few skill points he has accumulated prove quite useful. #Alive smartly uses this tonal ebb and flow of utter despair and himbo lightbulb moments to provide the levity I was looking for in such dark times.
Numb to the outside world until death surrounds him, Joon-woo’s alienated life in the sky protects him from the terrors below. With its serendipitous similarities to the lockdown period of early 2020, this initially seems the antithesis of something I’d be looking to watch. What kept me interested was how relatable Joon-woo is as a character, and how we could zoom in on his humble life at home amid the chaos; my days also involved day drinking and video games during those early days of the pandemic. When low on supplies he farms for loot in neighboring apartments and even uses a drone to scout his surroundings like in a tactical RPG. It may not be much, but for a time Joon-woo gets by. After we meet his foil, the much more prepared and level-headed Kim Yoo-bin (Park Shin-Hye), he even creates a zipline between their apartments with the help of the handy drone. Whether it’s scavenging around the undead or Zoom chats with friends and family, technology and the Internet have their uses, bringing us together as much as they tear us apart.
Despite these boons to his success, there are downsides to relying so heavily on the tech that has seeped into every facet of our lives. We always hear that we should not take life for granted, but technology also allows for some basic human skills to fall to the wayside. Alone and unplugged, Joon-woo’s uninspired and underprepared existence clumsily faces reality in a manner that would have surely gotten him killed if not for his fortuitous location. In moments when he watches a policewoman, unable to reach her gun, get dragged into a tunnel of monsters, or when a decidedly final voicemail from his family pings through the static, hopelessness overwhelms. Succumbing to his despair, Joon-woo almost succeeds in taking his own life until the revelation of Yoo-bin’s existence across the courtyard resuscitates a shred of hope. Through their unlikely friendship, we learn that our loveable himbo has heart and courage beyond the scope of his mouse and keyboard. Suddenly, inspiration from a new party member and some time gaining real-life EXP causes Joon-woo to level up, and he’s soon facing off against zombies and deranged survivors with bravery.
Our world is rife with horror, and lately, depressing cinema has not been on my radar. We’re connected to the pulse at all times in a way that is often overwhelming, but as much as it hurts, this ultra-connectivity can sometimes do good. #Alive reminds us that all things must come in moderation, and we should be careful not to fall too far down the rabbit hole, as coming up for air can leave us struggling to remain afloat in the real world. Use technology and the Internet to your advantage, while glancing up from the glow of your screens long enough to appreciate the human experience. Become Joon-woo, evolved.
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‘Body Melt’ Review: An Irreverent Approach to Body Horror

In this world, few things are more mildly perturbing than leaving a film unsure of what exactly it was trying to say. At least for me. Death of the author withstanding, I like to have some grasp over what the filmmakers are trying to tell me. What is the writer saying? How is the director conveying it? What was the gaffer doing lighting the scene like that? Was it intentional, or was it just difficult angling a light there? Body Melt is one of those films.
WHAT IS BODY MELT (1993)?
Body Melt is a 1993 Australian special effects cult classic that delivers a lot of gooey and gorey deaths, but initially left me feeling ambivalent about its message. Given its efforts to nauseate are the main thing on display, there isn’t much deep conversation to be had by its characters. They’re mainly pastiches of people you would see around the neighborhood (the power walker, the doofy bachelors, the crochety old man, the young married couple, etc. etc.), and they’re treated just like that; cardboard cutout people to be cut apart.
While a horror film about a cul-de-sac being disfigured and sludged to death might seem like regular slasher fair, the villain this time around isn’t an alien with acid blood or an incredible melting man: it’s a pharmaceutical company called Vimuville, making guinea pigs out of the neighborhood and rapidly mutating them to death in the name of researching a new super drug.
Sending out free health supplements to the denizens of Pebble Court, the film is a series of loosely connected set pieces, with the throughline being Vimuville’s “vitamins” and the people who drink them to disastrous consequence (sort of like an evil wheatgrass shot, or Herbalife shakes if they made your spleen explode out of your chest).
INCREDIBLE EFFECTS ABOUND, COURTESY OF BOB CARRON
What results is a cartoonish splatter film, amplified in its grotesqueries by the effects of Bob Carron, an Australian special effects legend. If you need to know his street cred, fans of more obscure animal horror will know his biggest and boar-iest creation, the titular pig monster from Razorback.
More likely you know him for helping to make the human battery scene from The Matrix, where a tube-fed catatonic Neo is awakened in a pod of viscous red goo. He’s also the man who helped do prosthetic application on the set of an early Peter Jackson classic Braindead, which was made only a year before Body Melt. Given how notoriously explosive the blood sprays and zombie deaths were in Braindead, there’s some definite creative crossover between the two.
His work here on Body Melt, like on Braindead, probably wouldn’t play well in most movies. It is excessive and absurd, with meaty melting tentacles and body fluid spraying demises. Imagine the defibrillator scene from The Thing, but repeatedly over roughly 80 minutes. People get inverted, imploded, and expanded, and then it happens again. And again. And again. And if it seems like I just keep talking about how insane the effects are, that’s because that’s really its main move; Body Melt is a circus of completely bad taste endings for each of its stars.
It’s Itchy and Scratchy’s idea of a public safety advertisement about checking with your doctor before taking a new medication. Ultimately, the story is sparse; you’re here to see Carron flex his skills with liquid latex and mixtures of lubricant and corn syrup. Which is quite fine, the movie is worth watching just for that. However, those looking for more than a highlight reel of splatter movie kills will be disappointed, and rightfully so.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN? (WHEN YOU BLOW UP YOUR SPLEEN?)
Which leads to the primary question that had me wrestling with how I would talk about the film: can a film be too irreverent to send a message? What is the goal here? I plumbed Australian pharmaceutical history to try and see if there was some sort of contemporary counterpart to events in the film, any inspiration that tracked.
The closest I could find was Australia’s slow and lacking response to the thalidomide scandals of the 1950s and 60s, but the ties were tenuous at best. The film’s goal of being a pitch-black horror comedy, mainly meant to skewer the fitness crazes of the 80s and 90s, are subsumed by its technical achievements in making the audience sickly with slime, and leave you mostly numb to the horrific things that happen in it.
I think on a rewatch, the film’s philosophy was made clear by that numbness. As the vitamins take their last victim during a shootout– I won’t spoil how it happens, but I will spoil the reaction its witnesses have: being rapidly underwhelmed. It was at that moment that I realized what I feel is the real approach of the film. Body Melt does not try to convey a message about bioethics, but rather an approach to violations of bioethics. An approach, albeit a passive one to living with corrupt companies and the exploitation of people for profits.
AN ODDLY EXPERT SATIRE OF OUR APPROACH TO FEAR
Body Melt is a satire that plays in excess to make a point about how people become inured to the horrors they’re exposed to. In a surprisingly smart way, Body Melt becomes an absurdist shrug towards being turned into a lab rat, a rising and ever-related fear as companies push to gain ever increasing powers to skirt consequences for violating laws and human rights. When companies hide behind dozens of proxies of legal protection and walls of money to surround themselves, how do you keep from going insane as they mistreat swathes of the population and force you to watch? You sort of just learn to live with it.
And as bleak of an idea as it is, Body Melt’s ultimate dark humor stems from this. The joke is ultimately on the viewer; it mocks our own ability to turn a blind eye to them, turning the experiment gone wrong into an uncomfortable laugh through its extreme execution.
“How silly. That wouldn’t happen to us! Someone would stop them!”
“…Right?”
Body Melt is streaming on Shudder.
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‘Tesis’ Review: A 90s Hidden Gem

The film forums, threads, and pages I follow have recently been abuzz with talk about a film called Tesis. Usually, when older films are hyped out of nowhere, it means a new physical release is coming, or a new cut of the film has been assembled. To my surprise, Tesis returned to the conversation when Shudder released it just a few weeks ago. It should be noted that discussions around Tesis probably started when Umbrella Home Entertainment released a gorgeous collection around October of 2024. Still, I hadn’t seen much talk about it until its Shudder release. Does the movie hold up to the hype? The title of this piece might just give it away…
Tesis follows Ángela Márquez (Ana Torrent), a student working on her thesis project on audiovisual violence. Professor Figueroa (Miguel Picazo) and fellow student Chema (Fele Martínez) assist Ángela with finding gnarly films to further her studies. Ángela finds her professor dead in one of their university’s screening rooms. She takes the tape he was watching when he died and watches it with Chema. They soon realize the subject of the tape is none other than Vanessa (Olga Margallo), a student who went missing from campus roughly two years ago. After subsequent viewings, Ángela and Chema realize the tape they’re watching isn’t a film…it’s a snuff tape.
Comparing Tesis to A Serbian Film
Personally, I would never recommend A Serbian Film to anyone. And it’s not because the subject matter is “too offensive” but because it’s not a good film. Even though it deserves to be on disturbing movie lists, there’s little substance to it other than the political commentary that lightly shades the film in a positive light. Tesis is a film I would recommend to someone looking for a Serbian Film-like film. It may not have the same amount of gratuitous blood, violence, and sex that Serbian does, but it does not fail at being disturbing, raw, and well-made.
Besides Joel Schumacher’s 8MM, there is very little modern media set around snuff in general. Alejandro Amenábar’s feature directorial debut broke the mold of good taste with this 1996 instant classic. Amenábar’s freshman film tackles not just the idea of snuff within the genre, but the human condition and how violence in media affects everyone differently. Ángela is fascinated from an educational standpoint, while Chema is more enthralled in a way that feels a bit too personal. Each character approaches the idea of snuff/ultraviolence in their own unique way that feels more personal than anything Schumacher attempted to do in 8MM.
Ana Torrent’s Pivotal Performance
Much of Tesis is more akin to a murder mystery, with Ángela thrust into the middle of this murderous game of cat and mouse. For a debut script, Amenábar finds impressive ways to keep the twists and turns coming without anything feeling forced or over the top. Each piece of information the viewer gets makes them feel like they know how it will end, until they get the next piece of information. The script feels like it could have only come from a seasoned professional. It’s almost as twisty as David Fincher’s The Game, only with a much better payoff.