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The Price of Admission is Death in ‘The Last Matinee’ (2020)
Who doesn’t love giallo films? Beautiful synth scores, non-diegetically colored neon lighting, a black-gloved killer, and gallons of pinkish-red blood. What more can you ask for? One of the interesting things about giallo films is how they seemingly existed within a bubble. No matter how hard many have tried, modern giallo-like films typically miss the mark in most regards. Prano Bailey-Bond’s Censor and Adam Brooks and Matthew Kennedy’s The Editor are the only two modern giallo-like films that felt like they really got the formula right. Now that I’ve seen The Last Matinee (Al morir la matinée), I can confidently say three modern giallo-likes get it all right.
What is the Plot of The Last Matinee?
Ana (Luciana Grasso) is a university student who heads to the local theater where her father works as a projectionist. She gets him to leave for the night by offering to finish his shift for him. What none of the workers at the theater noticed was the black-hooded mystery man (Ricardo Islas) who walked in with a bag of killer toys. Three friends, a couple on a first date, a child, and a woman stood up on a date pile into the auditorium to catch Frankenstein: Day of the Beast, only to soon find out that the true beast is lurking in the shadows. Who will live and who will die while they watch The Last Matinee?
This Uruguay, Mexico, and Argentina co-produced film is brought to you from the minds of twisted writers Manuel Facal and Maximiliano Contenti, and directed by Contenti. While the film within the film, Frankenstein: Day of the Beast, was created by the eye-eating killer himself, Ricardo Islas. Personally, I admire films that include a film within a film. Something about it just tickles my brain. What’s even funnier is how the film’s villain is the one who created said film.
The Fear Behind Movie Theater Horror
I go to the movies a lot by myself. Well, I did before I found a partner who enjoys seeing horror movies with me. As someone who already feels a bit uncomfortable doing things in public (thanks to the good ole gun-centric USA), something about a killer lurking in the dark shadows of a theater, picking off filmgoers one by one, is bone-chilling. Granted, I’m one of those people who can’t help but look over my shoulder when I hear any sort of rustling behind me. Manuel Facal and Maximiliano Contenti’s script builds on that fear many of us have, in an incredibly fun and bloody way.
Theaters have been an underutilized setting for film, which is weird to think about. Scream 2, Midnight Movie, House of Wax, Final Destination 4, Demons, Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin (or was it the second season?), All About Evil, and, to a certain extent, Inglorious Basterds are the only films that quickly come to mind when thinking of theater-based horror. (Though the theater scene in Inglorious Basterds isn’t horror to me.) Why is it that this setting has been wholly ignored by the genre? It’s an incredible setting that could lend to hundreds of inventive kills. At the very least, Facal and Contenti took full advantage of this.
Restrained Violence, and Gore in The Last Matinee
Unless I watched a cut that had some violence removed, The Last Matinee is very reserved with its use of violence. But that doesn’t mean it skimps on the gore. The kills still pack a punch, even when filmed in the background or shaded by darkness. With the killer and the kills being mysterious, The Last Matinee utilizes the theory of “it’s not what you see” to full effect. Don’t get me wrong, I love buckets of blood and gross, sinewy kills. It’s just nice to let your mind wander and question, “Did I just see that?” Most giallo films are bright, loud, and in your face. The Last Matinee breaks the rules and redefines them.
There’s scarce information given to us about the killer; he doesn’t even have a real name. What truly lacks in his backstory is a motive…all we know is that he likes eating eye-shaped items. Censorship was rife within the giallo subgenre as a fascist regime quickly labeled them as anti-art. And, to me, that’s where the true heart of The Last Matinee shines bright.
The Killer’s Symbolism and Anti-Art Commentary
Casting Ricardo Islas as the killer is not just funny, but poignant. Having the film’s director killing off people watching his film is, hands down, a well-thought-out bit. However, it’s the trophies taken by the killer that provide us with a wealth of backstory. While we don’t know why he is killing, we do know why he is killing. (Confusing sentence, I know!) The killer has something against violent media. His goal is to remove the eyes of those who view violent content as a penance for the entertainment they imbibe in.
When we get some glimpses of the killer’s face, we can see that he’s an older man. Could it be that he’s a failed politician who ran on some type of anti-art position in the 90s, when that became less important for politicians to speak out about? Is this his way of getting back at those who consume “vile” art?
The Last Matinee is a Modern Giallo Gem
The Last Matinee is one hell of a film that I’m bummed I haven’t watched sooner. I’ve seen it pop up here and there on a couple of streamers and, for some reason, I never took the chance to watch it. What a waste! It’s an incredibly fun, well-paced, solidly written, whopper of a modern giallo-like film. At a very brisk 88 minutes, it doesn’t overstay its welcome and knows when to roll the credits.
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‘Bring It On: Cheer or Die’ Review: A Blood Free Slasher That Fumbles the Franchise
Growing up in the mid-90s, I bore witness to some very out-there films. One of the films that defined cinema for many of the women I grew up with was Bring It On. I have never gotten around to seeing the film; being a teen boy in a red town, I was more of a Fired Up! guy. I have long known of a horror installment in the Bring It On series, but had zero interest in ever checking it out. Knowing that Bring It On: Cheer or Die premiered on the SyFy Channel gave me the perfect excuse to finally watch it. Yikes.
What is Bring It On: Cheer or Die About?
Abby (Kerri Medders) is the head cheerleader for The Diablos. Abby and her team are barred from doing any interesting choreography due to an incident from 20 years ago, by Principal Simmons (Missi Pyle). The team decides to go behind Simmons’s back and do a 24-hour rehearsal-thon at the building that their high school used to be in. Once at the abandoned building, someone donning their high school mascot’s costume starts picking off the cheer squad one by one. Will anyone in the cheer squad make it to regionals (Glee joke!), or will this be their last pyramid?
It is at this point in my review, yes, even after watching the movie, that I’m realizing who one of the writers is. Cheer or Die is co-written by Rebekah McKendry and Dana Schwartz, which comes as a complete surprise. I respect the hell out of Dr. McKendry. Her knowledge of the genre, its tropes and cliches, extends beyond what nearly anyone else knows. And I absolutely loved All The Creatures Were Stirring. So the fact that this is a film written by her floors me.
Comparing Cheer or Die to Modern Teen Slashers
While I’m not expecting Hereditary or Don’t Look Now-like storytelling from the seventh film in the Bring It On franchise, I was hoping for a little more than what it ended up as. I’ve discussed time and time again how much I enjoyed Fear Street: Prom Queen. Its general straightforwardness is refreshing in a subgenre that was forced to become too smart for its own good. Cheer or Die is just as straightforward, but nowhere near as good. Prom Queen is a very competent film; it looks great and is entertaining. Cheer or Die is not. It is vapid and pointless, an extreme waste of 91 minutes.
A slasher film should have at least one memorable kill. Right? There is not a single memorable kill, let alone a memorable moment, in Cheer or Die. On top of that, how do you have a blood-free slasher flick? I think there is one singular blood spray that is on camera for less than two seconds. I understand that you have to toe the line between appealing to Bring It On fans and genre fans, but it gets to a point where that line is pointless when you make a nothing film like this.
Karen Lam’s Direction and Technical Missteps
Was this film used as a tax scheme? Karen Lam apparently directed this film, but I didn’t see a single bit of direction the entire time. The cast recited their lines directly from the script with not a single bit of care in the world. I spent the near entirety of the film’s runtime just staring at the screen, wondering how this film got greenlit in the first place. If this were Lam’s feature directorial debut, I would cut it a bit of slack. But this was award-winning Karen Lam’s fourth film. Which is crazy considering the film refuses to adhere to any implication of the 180-degree rule. Wherever they wanted to set the camera, they set it. Few films feel like first-take films, but Bring It On: Cheer or Die feels like a film that utilized every single first take that they got.
Avoid Bring It On: Cheer or Die
My goal isn’t to take a film that someone put love and energy into and shit down its throat. But Cheer or Die barely deserves to be called a film. From its first bloodless death to its painfully obvious motive reveal, Cheer or Die fails at every single aspect. Hell, the killer(s) even say, “Story time,” when they tell the remaining cheer squad their motive. I expected more from the incredibly talented Dr. McKendry. All I can honestly say at this point is to avoid this film with every part of your being.
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‘Undertone’ Review: A24’s Scariest Since ‘Hereditary’
A24 never stopped pumping out banger horror movies. Let’s get that out of the way, straight away. Even its commercial and critical flops, like Opus or Y2K, still took a lot of really original swings, even if it hasn’t been a string of masterpieces like in their horror heyday of the late 2010s and early 2020s. Still, they may have made their scariest yet with Undertone, in a return to A24’s original MO of pure indie filmmaking.
A Single Location Horror Film Powered by Sound
Undertone is not a perfect movie, with an occasional off story beat, and the ending just missing the mark of perfection, but it is a tried-and-true testament to the power of storytelling. With essentially one active, on-screen actress and a single location, the film manages to create a sensory hellscape with immersive nightmare-inducing audio that has both story and scares derived entirely from a podcast. It is a sensory overload of pure terror, one that feels deeply sinister in its pitch-black story, one that demands to be seen in the darkest possible movie theater.
A24’s Undertone: A True Crime Podcast Turns Supernatural
The story is pretty straightforward…at least at first. It follows a true crime/horror podcast host (Nina Kiry), who lives by herself as she takes care of her dying, elderly, and borderline vegetative mother. Her co-host (Adam DiMarco, who is never fully seen) is sent a series of ten mysterious audio files from an unknown address, presumably sent for her to listen to on the show. As they begin to record their latest episode with live reactions to the files, reality slips further as she and her co-host fall into supernatural delirium. Strange noises, slipping time, and other haunted house trimmings all come out to play, each elevated by (as mentioned) horrific sound design and an even more horrific backstory.
Nursery Rhyme Origins and Deeply Disturbing Mythology
The story is about 95% airtight. Without getting too deep into spoilers, the origins of these files and their meaning are deeply fascinating, with some elements and angles involving the origins of nursery rhymes that are very, genuinely disturbing. There is one twist in particular that explores what one of the sounds truly means, which is highly upsetting once pieced together.
That being said, Undertone has some familiar tropes, and while the movie mostly touches upon certain unexplored mythology, certain scenes can feel a little too familiar to other recent demon movies like Shelby Oaks. The true meanings are a lot more creative, but it could have played around with its mythos to create a truly original villain.
Undertone’s Ambiguous Ending Demands a Rewatch
Similarly, the ending is almost perfect. There is a final twist about something the protagonist might have done that is a little confusing, and reframes the context of the film. It is highly interesting, however, and opens up several cans of worms of what this movie has to say about children, motherhood, and parenthood as a whole, as well as posing questions about the movie’s setting and timeline. It is always better to remain vague in horror, which this movie definitely does, but just a slight retweak of its final act could give the audience just the tiniest more understanding, without it going into full, mainstream territory. The film definitely requires a second watch, and in the best way possible.
A Groundbreaking Podcast Horror Experience
In a nutshell, the film’s methods of storytelling are groundbreaking. This movie is not a podcast, but all of its scares and stories are delivered to us like it is one. It feels like the birth of a new medium or style of movie, a perfect blend of audio and visual, with emphasis on the audio.
Additionally, with the story being literally told to us as if we’re listening to the characters’ podcast itself, it is a nightmare rabbit hole.


