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Ellen Ripley, the Undisputed Queen of the Final Girls
Explore Sigourney Weaver’s iconic portrayal of Ripley in Alien (1979), a sci-fi horror masterpiece by Ridley Scott, highlighting her strength, stoicism, and unforgettable performance.
Alien is a 1979 sci-fi / horror, starring the wonderful Sigourney Weaver, directed by Ridley Scott. I consider it to be one of, if not the, greatest works of sci-fi ever created for the big screen, many of the most memorable scenes in the sci-fi genre come from this film, such as the alien attached to the man’s face or the alien bursting from a man’s stomach. The film tells the tale of a crew manning a space freighter.
The crew is awakened from their sleep by the ship’s computer which tells them about a distress beacon coming from a nearby moon. Upon investigating the shipwreck on the moon a crew member discovers a bunch of Alien eggs and winds up a victim of the aforementioned alien face attachment. Every aspect of this masterpiece of sci-fi is executed flawlessly and atop the mountain of success Alien forged for itself lies a masterful portrayal of the character Ripley by Sigourney Weaver.
Ellen Ripley’s Voice of Reason
Throughout the film she is a voice of reason, even from the beginning. While some of the crew investigates the wreckage, operating under the assumption that they are responding to an SOS signal, Ripley discovers that it is indeed not an SOS, but a warning. She mentions this to Ian Holm’s character Ash and tells him how she wants to inform the investigating crew about the warning, to which he responds “what is the point?..”
If she had indeed caught up with the investigating crew to warn them, maybe Kane’s character (played by John Hurt) wouldn’t have wound up with an alien pancake stuck to his face.
The Alien’s Deadly Arrival
After Kane gets the alien attached to his face, the investigating crew on the ground rushes him back to the ship, which is undergoing repairs from a bumpy landing. Upon their arrival, Captain Dallas (Tom Skerritt) requests for Ripley to open the airlock, she inquires about Kane’s new facial addition and reminds Dallas that there are procedures in place for decontamination and is hesitant to allow him on board due to the possibility of the unidentified organism “infecting the ship”.
Here we are faced with more foreshadowing and more of Ripley’s correct and calculated opinions being stifled by mansplaining. She attempts to (rightly) disobey the direct order from Captain Dallas to “open this door right now,” and is undermined by Ash who opens the door, allowing the crew, and the unidentified alien, aboard the ship. Smooth move Ash.
Betrayal and Expendable Crew
A whole bunch of alien hide-and-go-seek then occurs and then we find a determined Ripley on a mission to get answers from the computer. She discovers that the true nature of the mission was changed to retrieve the alien life form and deliver it back to earth, with the crew listed as “expendable.” In one of her only displays of raw emotion, Ripley cries for about one second, then goes back to warn the others of their new status in the eyes of their employer.
After that moment, she is on a complete warpath to destroy her enemy and leave with the remaining crew in the escape ship.
Ellen Ripley’s Warpath and Survival
Towards the end of the film, we are left with only Ripley and the cat, Jones. Their way into the escape ship is initially blocked off by the alien and she goes back to unsuccessfully try and cancel the self-destruct sequence they had engaged earlier. Eventually they are able to board the escape ship and leave before the main ship explodes. Mission accomplished, right? Wrong. Just as Ripley begins to get undressed for the long sleep back to earth, she realizes the alien is still with her.
She space suits herself up and then gasses the alien out of a small space it wedged itself into aboard the escape ship. The alien then gets in front of the airlock door where ripley super-badassedly shoots it with a space harpoon gun. She opens the airlock, the whole ship depressurizes, and the alien is finally blasted off into space oblivion after getting roasted, medium-well, by the ship’s engine.
The Cat, the Airlock, and Ellen Ripley’s Legacy
Sigourney Weaver’s performance is a masterful one. She portrayed her character with such skill and accuracy, it’s hard to even attempt to imagine anyone other than her playing that role. She showed the emotional restraint that I would imagine to be present with a stoic space Captain, and when her role did indeed call for a more emotional response as we saw during her character’s realization that their lives were expendable, she was able to communicate those emotions perfectly as well, without overshadowing the previously established space captain stoicism. All of that professionalism and badassery she displayed, sharply contrasted by her love towards the cat at the end, it just felt very convincing and wholesome.
Speaking of, I’m not too sure how the cat survived the airlock being opened in the escape pod, but if I had to guess, it was respect for Ripley’s accomplishments over the last few hours that somehow made that cat stay attached to her. I would defy all physics and common sense for her too, Mr. Cat. Overall, I loved her entire performance and she will always be atop my list of favorite, most badass women in sci-fi and horror.
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‘Bring It On: Cheer or Die’ Review: A Blood Free Slasher That Fumbles the Franchise
Growing up in the mid-90s, I bore witness to some very out-there films. One of the films that defined cinema for many of the women I grew up with was Bring It On. I have never gotten around to seeing the film; being a teen boy in a red town, I was more of a Fired Up! guy. I have long known of a horror installment in the Bring It On series, but had zero interest in ever checking it out. Knowing that Bring It On: Cheer or Die premiered on the SyFy Channel gave me the perfect excuse to finally watch it. Yikes.
What is Bring It On: Cheer or Die About?
Abby (Kerri Medders) is the head cheerleader for The Diablos. Abby and her team are barred from doing any interesting choreography due to an incident from 20 years ago, by Principal Simmons (Missi Pyle). The team decides to go behind Simmons’s back and do a 24-hour rehearsal-thon at the building that their high school used to be in. Once at the abandoned building, someone donning their high school mascot’s costume starts picking off the cheer squad one by one. Will anyone in the cheer squad make it to regionals (Glee joke!), or will this be their last pyramid?
It is at this point in my review, yes, even after watching the movie, that I’m realizing who one of the writers is. Cheer or Die is co-written by Rebekah McKendry and Dana Schwartz, which comes as a complete surprise. I respect the hell out of Dr. McKendry. Her knowledge of the genre, its tropes and cliches, extends beyond what nearly anyone else knows. And I absolutely loved All The Creatures Were Stirring. So the fact that this is a film written by her floors me.
Comparing Cheer or Die to Modern Teen Slashers
While I’m not expecting Hereditary or Don’t Look Now-like storytelling from the seventh film in the Bring It On franchise, I was hoping for a little more than what it ended up as. I’ve discussed time and time again how much I enjoyed Fear Street: Prom Queen. Its general straightforwardness is refreshing in a subgenre that was forced to become too smart for its own good. Cheer or Die is just as straightforward, but nowhere near as good. Prom Queen is a very competent film; it looks great and is entertaining. Cheer or Die is not. It is vapid and pointless, an extreme waste of 91 minutes.
A slasher film should have at least one memorable kill. Right? There is not a single memorable kill, let alone a memorable moment, in Cheer or Die. On top of that, how do you have a blood-free slasher flick? I think there is one singular blood spray that is on camera for less than two seconds. I understand that you have to toe the line between appealing to Bring It On fans and genre fans, but it gets to a point where that line is pointless when you make a nothing film like this.
Karen Lam’s Direction and Technical Missteps
Was this film used as a tax scheme? Karen Lam apparently directed this film, but I didn’t see a single bit of direction the entire time. The cast recited their lines directly from the script with not a single bit of care in the world. I spent the near entirety of the film’s runtime just staring at the screen, wondering how this film got greenlit in the first place. If this were Lam’s feature directorial debut, I would cut it a bit of slack. But this was award-winning Karen Lam’s fourth film. Which is crazy considering the film refuses to adhere to any implication of the 180-degree rule. Wherever they wanted to set the camera, they set it. Few films feel like first-take films, but Bring It On: Cheer or Die feels like a film that utilized every single first take that they got.
Avoid Bring It On: Cheer or Die
My goal isn’t to take a film that someone put love and energy into and shit down its throat. But Cheer or Die barely deserves to be called a film. From its first bloodless death to its painfully obvious motive reveal, Cheer or Die fails at every single aspect. Hell, the killer(s) even say, “Story time,” when they tell the remaining cheer squad their motive. I expected more from the incredibly talented Dr. McKendry. All I can honestly say at this point is to avoid this film with every part of your being.
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‘Undertone’ Review: A24’s Scariest Since ‘Hereditary’
A24 never stopped pumping out banger horror movies. Let’s get that out of the way, straight away. Even its commercial and critical flops, like Opus or Y2K, still took a lot of really original swings, even if it hasn’t been a string of masterpieces like in their horror heyday of the late 2010s and early 2020s. Still, they may have made their scariest yet with Undertone, in a return to A24’s original MO of pure indie filmmaking.
A Single Location Horror Film Powered by Sound
Undertone is not a perfect movie, with an occasional off story beat, and the ending just missing the mark of perfection, but it is a tried-and-true testament to the power of storytelling. With essentially one active, on-screen actress and a single location, the film manages to create a sensory hellscape with immersive nightmare-inducing audio that has both story and scares derived entirely from a podcast. It is a sensory overload of pure terror, one that feels deeply sinister in its pitch-black story, one that demands to be seen in the darkest possible movie theater.
A24’s Undertone: A True Crime Podcast Turns Supernatural
The story is pretty straightforward…at least at first. It follows a true crime/horror podcast host (Nina Kiry), who lives by herself as she takes care of her dying, elderly, and borderline vegetative mother. Her co-host (Adam DiMarco, who is never fully seen) is sent a series of ten mysterious audio files from an unknown address, presumably sent for her to listen to on the show. As they begin to record their latest episode with live reactions to the files, reality slips further as she and her co-host fall into supernatural delirium. Strange noises, slipping time, and other haunted house trimmings all come out to play, each elevated by (as mentioned) horrific sound design and an even more horrific backstory.
Nursery Rhyme Origins and Deeply Disturbing Mythology
The story is about 95% airtight. Without getting too deep into spoilers, the origins of these files and their meaning are deeply fascinating, with some elements and angles involving the origins of nursery rhymes that are very, genuinely disturbing. There is one twist in particular that explores what one of the sounds truly means, which is highly upsetting once pieced together.
That being said, Undertone has some familiar tropes, and while the movie mostly touches upon certain unexplored mythology, certain scenes can feel a little too familiar to other recent demon movies like Shelby Oaks. The true meanings are a lot more creative, but it could have played around with its mythos to create a truly original villain.
Undertone’s Ambiguous Ending Demands a Rewatch
Similarly, the ending is almost perfect. There is a final twist about something the protagonist might have done that is a little confusing, and reframes the context of the film. It is highly interesting, however, and opens up several cans of worms of what this movie has to say about children, motherhood, and parenthood as a whole, as well as posing questions about the movie’s setting and timeline. It is always better to remain vague in horror, which this movie definitely does, but just a slight retweak of its final act could give the audience just the tiniest more understanding, without it going into full, mainstream territory. The film definitely requires a second watch, and in the best way possible.
A Groundbreaking Podcast Horror Experience
In a nutshell, the film’s methods of storytelling are groundbreaking. This movie is not a podcast, but all of its scares and stories are delivered to us like it is one. It feels like the birth of a new medium or style of movie, a perfect blend of audio and visual, with emphasis on the audio.
Additionally, with the story being literally told to us as if we’re listening to the characters’ podcast itself, it is a nightmare rabbit hole.


