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‘Black Phone 2’ Review: Colder, Meaner, Faster—But Is It Better?

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Black Phone 2 takes less of a step and more of a leap away from the first film that was brought to the silver screen three years ago. There’s no Joe Hill short story to serve as the bones for this one, leaving a mostly blank canvas for the dream team of Scott Derrickson and C. Robert Cargill. It’s clear, from the first frame to the last, that they took that opportunity to paint an absolutely wild departure.

Embracing the Slasher Horror Vibe

This film feels like more of a slasher now, but more importantly, it’s a horror film screaming about how much it loves slashers. High impact, violent, relentless killers. The slasher films with big one-liners, crazy bloody effects, and a strong villain at the helm. Those expecting the slow rolling, nostalgic atmosphere of the ghost story we got before are in for a much faster paced surprise—even with the longer runtime the second installment boasts, it’s just beat for beat quicker.

Despite his best efforts to ignore ringing calls from spirits in need, Finney Blake can’t forget what happened. He can’t block out the experience he had at the hands of the notorious serial killer known as The Grabber. His sister Gwen can’t ignore it either, as her psychic abilities send her into lifelike dreams night after night, where dead children lost to the ice call for help. The brother and sister duo are drawn back into the hazy and surreal world of the dead as they try to solve who these mysterious, frostbitten ghosts are– and end up encountering The Grabber once more. While the face is familiar, the man who tortured Finney is not the same spirit that left his body. In fact, he’s more dangerous than ever.

Black Phone 2’s Ethos is More, More, More

Everything about Black Phone 2 is “more” for that matter. It’s inherently riskier just because of how different it is, but the whole ethos of the film is to give you more. It’s bolder (and colder) with its setting, swapping out the suburban trappings of the original for a youth camp buried in a snowstorm. You might expect something reminiscent of The Shining given the Stephen King energy present throughout the first film, but you’ll end up mostly getting an experience that feels like the later Nightmare on Elm Street films; DNA from a bevy of slashers made its way into this one, but Black Christmas and Friday the 13th stood out to me as notable ancillary inspirations.

And while it’s not a slasher and more of a creative predecessor to The Black Phone, I do have to note that we’re so back in terms of Sinister vibes. Fans of that film will be pleased with how these ghosts evoke the eeriness of that film’s children. The dream sequences here also capture the haunting nature of the Super 8 segments Sinister is notorious for.

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Ethan Hawke’s Terrifying Return as The Grabber

This film is also meaner and bloodier than its predecessor, featuring more gruesome effects and a more aggressive iteration of our killer. The Grabber, played by a returning Ethan Hawke, is unfettered by a human form. He dances through his plot for revenge with sadistic glee, terrorizing the Blake siblings in more creative ways. Hawke sells it, and he sells it hard. I must say he is the highlight of the film. He definitely hits harder now as a spirit driven by revenge, fueled by nothing but a short stay in hell and a burning lifetime of rage. It’s an irreverent rampage at points as it plays with this weightless aspect of the character, especially in its climax, but it understands what it wants to do with that and is ultimately entertaining for it.

An Awkward Transition From Thriller To Killer

Black Phone 2 is definitely quicker, especially in its editing and camerawork, the former of which is especially energetic. Though, it feels like there almost isn’t enough time to breathe as we jump between reality and the dreaming world of nightmares it presents us.

But does all of this combined, being colder, faster, and meaner, really make it better? I don’t think it does, but the films are so tonally different that it’s like comparing apples to oranges to say this is outright worse. It is still more reliant on the story and emotional weight of the previous film while being divorced from it in terms of spirit. What results is an awkward transition.

The script’s edges are jagged. There are several characters who really only have a presence in the plot as observers. They’re here to sit back and watch our main cast solve the mystery, and they feel squandered in that way. There are moments where “show, don’t tell” has been thrown to the gutter, and some of the dialogue is very corny in that regard. It’s not helped by the few weak performances that are in the film; the opening of the movie comes with a borderline groan-worthy one. Attempts to recapture some of the charm that came from Gwen’s creatively foul-mouthed dialogue in the first film are also hit or miss.

McGraw and Thames Are Back And Better Than Ever

Most of this is saved from sinking by the emotional ballast that returning leads Mason Thames and Madeline McGraw provide. The two have shown significant growth as young actors over just a few years, in a way that is very fun to see. They manage to make something compelling out of the material they’re given, especially Thames. He portrays Finney’s strained relationship with his sister and deftly attempts to block out the pain. The characters have grown with the actors and vice versa, breathing a unique life into their roles.

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Ultimately, Black Phone 2 does succeed: it brings us an iconic villain fully grown into his mask and puts him center stage of a fresh new supernatural slasher, even if it’s a tonal shark jump in the process. It’s a scare-packed ride that eschews the more quietly thrilling elements of the original to play around in the bloody and the bizarre. And while it has its low points from shaking off the first film’s subtlety, the movie has enough creativity and strong performances from its leads to land it as one of the better horror offerings this year has served.

Luis Pomales-Diaz is a freelance writer and lover of fantasy, sci-fi, and of course, horror. When he isn't working on a new article or short story, he can usually be found watching schlocky movies and forgotten television shows.

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‘Bring It On: Cheer or Die’ Review: A Blood Free Slasher That Fumbles the Franchise

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Growing up in the mid-90s, I bore witness to some very out-there films. One of the films that defined cinema for many of the women I grew up with was Bring It On. I have never gotten around to seeing the film; being a teen boy in a red town, I was more of a Fired Up! guy. I have long known of a horror installment in the Bring It On series, but had zero interest in ever checking it out. Knowing that Bring It On: Cheer or Die premiered on the SyFy Channel gave me the perfect excuse to finally watch it. Yikes.

What is Bring It On: Cheer or Die About?

Abby (Kerri Medders) is the head cheerleader for The Diablos. Abby and her team are barred from doing any interesting choreography due to an incident from 20 years ago, by Principal Simmons (Missi Pyle). The team decides to go behind Simmons’s back and do a 24-hour rehearsal-thon at the building that their high school used to be in. Once at the abandoned building, someone donning their high school mascot’s costume starts picking off the cheer squad one by one. Will anyone in the cheer squad make it to regionals (Glee joke!), or will this be their last pyramid?

It is at this point in my review, yes, even after watching the movie, that I’m realizing who one of the writers is. Cheer or Die is co-written by Rebekah McKendry and Dana Schwartz, which comes as a complete surprise. I respect the hell out of Dr. McKendry. Her knowledge of the genre, its tropes and cliches, extends beyond what nearly anyone else knows. And I absolutely loved All The Creatures Were Stirring. So the fact that this is a film written by her floors me.

Comparing Cheer or Die to Modern Teen Slashers

While I’m not expecting Hereditary or Don’t Look Now-like storytelling from the seventh film in the Bring It On franchise, I was hoping for a little more than what it ended up as. I’ve discussed time and time again how much I enjoyed Fear Street: Prom Queen. Its general straightforwardness is refreshing in a subgenre that was forced to become too smart for its own good. Cheer or Die is just as straightforward, but nowhere near as good. Prom Queen is a very competent film; it looks great and is entertaining. Cheer or Die is not. It is vapid and pointless, an extreme waste of 91 minutes.

A slasher film should have at least one memorable kill. Right? There is not a single memorable kill, let alone a memorable moment, in Cheer or Die. On top of that, how do you have a blood-free slasher flick? I think there is one singular blood spray that is on camera for less than two seconds. I understand that you have to toe the line between appealing to Bring It On fans and genre fans, but it gets to a point where that line is pointless when you make a nothing film like this.

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Karen Lam’s Direction and Technical Missteps

Was this film used as a tax scheme? Karen Lam apparently directed this film, but I didn’t see a single bit of direction the entire time. The cast recited their lines directly from the script with not a single bit of care in the world. I spent the near entirety of the film’s runtime just staring at the screen, wondering how this film got greenlit in the first place. If this were Lam’s feature directorial debut, I would cut it a bit of slack. But this was award-winning Karen Lam’s fourth film. Which is crazy considering the film refuses to adhere to any implication of the 180-degree rule. Wherever they wanted to set the camera, they set it. Few films feel like first-take films, but Bring It On: Cheer or Die feels like a film that utilized every single first take that they got.

Avoid Bring It On: Cheer or Die 

My goal isn’t to take a film that someone put love and energy into and shit down its throat. But Cheer or Die barely deserves to be called a film. From its first bloodless death to its painfully obvious motive reveal, Cheer or Die fails at every single aspect. Hell, the killer(s) even say, “Story time,” when they tell the remaining cheer squad their motive. I expected more from the incredibly talented Dr. McKendry. All I can honestly say at this point is to avoid this film with every part of your being.

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‘Undertone’ Review: A24’s Scariest Since ‘Hereditary’

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A24 never stopped pumping out banger horror movies. Let’s get that out of the way, straight away. Even its commercial and critical flops, like Opus or Y2K, still took a lot of really original swings, even if it hasn’t been a string of masterpieces like in their horror heyday of the late 2010s and early 2020s. Still, they may have made their scariest yet with Undertone, in a return to A24’s original MO of pure indie filmmaking.

A Single Location Horror Film Powered by Sound

Undertone is not a perfect movie, with an occasional off story beat, and the ending just missing the mark of perfection, but it is a tried-and-true testament to the power of storytelling. With essentially one active, on-screen actress and a single location, the film manages to create a sensory hellscape with immersive nightmare-inducing audio that has both story and scares derived entirely from a podcast. It is a sensory overload of pure terror, one that feels deeply sinister in its pitch-black story, one that demands to be seen in the darkest possible movie theater.

A24’s Undertone: A True Crime Podcast Turns Supernatural

The story is pretty straightforward…at least at first. It follows a true crime/horror podcast host (Nina Kiry), who lives by herself as she takes care of her dying, elderly, and borderline vegetative mother. Her co-host (Adam DiMarco, who is never fully seen) is sent a series of ten mysterious audio files from an unknown address, presumably sent for her to listen to on the show. As they begin to record their latest episode with live reactions to the files, reality slips further as she and her co-host fall into supernatural delirium. Strange noises, slipping time, and other haunted house trimmings all come out to play, each elevated by (as mentioned) horrific sound design and an even more horrific backstory.

Nursery Rhyme Origins and Deeply Disturbing Mythology

The story is about 95% airtight. Without getting too deep into spoilers, the origins of these files and their meaning are deeply fascinating, with some elements and angles involving the origins of nursery rhymes that are very, genuinely disturbing. There is one twist in particular that explores what one of the sounds truly means, which is highly upsetting once pieced together.

That being said, Undertone has some familiar tropes, and while the movie mostly touches upon certain unexplored mythology, certain scenes can feel a little too familiar to other recent demon movies like Shelby Oaks. The true meanings are a lot more creative, but it could have played around with its mythos to create a truly original villain.

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Undertone’s Ambiguous Ending Demands a Rewatch

Similarly, the ending is almost perfect. There is a final twist about something the protagonist might have done that is a little confusing, and reframes the context of the film. It is highly interesting, however, and opens up several cans of worms of what this movie has to say about children, motherhood, and parenthood as a whole, as well as posing questions about the movie’s setting and timeline. It is always better to remain vague in horror, which this movie definitely does, but just a slight retweak of its final act could give the audience just the tiniest more understanding, without it going into full, mainstream territory. The film definitely requires a second watch, and in the best way possible.

A Groundbreaking Podcast Horror Experience

In a nutshell, the film’s methods of storytelling are groundbreaking. This movie is not a podcast, but all of its scares and stories are delivered to us like it is one. It feels like the birth of a new medium or style of movie, a perfect blend of audio and visual, with emphasis on the audio.

Additionally, with the story being literally told to us as if we’re listening to the characters’ podcast itself, it is a nightmare rabbit hole.

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