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FEAR IN FULL FLOOD: What Makes ‘Crawl’ (2019) So Great
A midbudget natural horror film from Alexander Aja swims where it could just as easily sunk.
I’ve got a weird relationship with hurricanes.
Before I was even born, my family had become expert preppers for tropical storms in Puerto Rico. I literally did not even get a month of peace alive starting out, because when I was just a few weeks old, a hurricane nearly blew out our windows and flooded the place we lived in. And imagine how pissed I was when we moved to Jersey, and, whoops, the weather sucks here too! Shoutout Hurricane Sandy.
The point is, I’ve had a solid amount of time to learn the capacity for hurricanes to be absolutely terrifying. And no movie has utilized that nightmare scenario as Crawl has. Just imagine how sore I was when I realized how badly I missed out on not seeing this film in theatres. So, what better time than the present, our rainy month of April, to give this a retrospective?
This review is less balanced than what I usually do because I’ll pretty much just be singing praises this time around, mainly because this film is a wonder to me. See, the thing is, Crawl has fought against all odds to be good. It’s a natural horror film, which has all but fallen to the wayside as a subgenre. It’s the kind of movie that has its name carved into the direct-to-DVD memorial wall, above The Asylum’s series of mockbusters, and slightly left of Steven Seagal’s acting career. It just doesn’t get produced as much with the slew of supernatural horror that most people gravitate towards.
This isn’t even counting the fact that the movie is part of the endangered species of studio productions that are teetering between being low and mid-budget films. And if that wasn’t enough to potentially doom it to obscurity, it was released in theatres against not only some very big blockbusters, but also what would quickly become the darling of the horror community that year, Ari Aster’s Midsommar.
The chips were stacked against it, so much so I was wondering if this was just a film that Paramount Pictures needed to get out there before it was trapped in a New Mutants-esque film limbo. Luckily enough, it isn’t. It’s just a good old-fashioned creature feature, and a Sam Raimi production at that. It’s the kind of film we need to start returning to. I’ll be the first to shout the sentiment that I want shorter films made cheaper, and the brisk pace of this film lets it succeed on both fronts while still looking incredibly good.
Here we have the story of college athlete and swimmer Haley (Kaya Scodelario), who goes to rescue her estranged father, Dave (Barry Pepper). Their banter is nice at times, but their strong suit throughout this film is being terrified and mauled by violent alligators who made their way through the storm drain.
Is the dialogue between them corny at points? Yes. Do I care much about their relationship? No. But you get invested in their survival real fast because of the viciousness of it all. You didn’t come to the big alligator show for the heartfelt emotional speeches; you came here for the carnage, and this film has plenty of limb severing, death-roll spinning, combination swim-wrestling carnage. A mixture of puppetry, motion capture acting, and CGI makes for some of the most intimidating reptiles on the silver screen since Lake Placid. Usually, it’s best to show the monster sparingly, never putting them in the light for too long lest their imperfections start to bleed through. But these gators are in full view for a lot of the runtime and still manage to pull off the task of eliciting a jolt to the system with well-placed jump scares, attacking from the odd angles, and leaping from the water compensates for the sometimes-telegraphed feeling deaths.
However, the highest technical achievement of this movie is the effects surrounding the hurricane itself. It’s layered, visually humid, and borderline smothering in the best of ways. It adds so much atmosphere with a set design on a limited scale, contributing to the claustrophobic nature of this home being taken over by its new amphibian owners; its dynamic enough as is, but when the flooding kicks in, a normally cozy home becomes even more of a death trap as the race to get to higher ground kicks in, and the alligator’s area of influence expands. Not to mention that the expansion lends to some great underwater shots thanks to Aja’s directing. What else should you expect from the man who brought us one of the best horror remakes of the early aughts with The Hills Have Eyes (2006)?
BOTTOMLINE: I’d recommend this to anyone who needs a major change of pace in their horror viewing habits to watch something a bit shorter and punchier. This is a criminally slept-on creature feature that you can knock out on a rainy day or as part of a monster movie marathon. Sink your jaws into this one ASAP.
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[Review] The Thrills and Kills of ‘Ils’ (2006)
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Author’s Note: It’s really difficult to talk about this film without spoiling who/what the killers are, so be warned.
As someone who lives alone, home invasion films have started to really get under my skin. Thinking that someone could break into the room in my basement apartment that I don’t use, and is street-facing, killing me, and then escaping, frightens me. Plus, there are no cameras around my building, and the windows don’t even lock properly. Okay, I’m going to shut up about that. But that doesn’t negate the fact that home invasion films get to me now. So, naturally, when researching some New French Extremity films for November, I figured I should finally break the seal and watch Ils, as it’s known in the States, Them.
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Supposedly, this film is based on true events. If IMDb Trivia is to be taken at face value, then this film is based on a couple that a group of teenagers brutally murdered. In retrospect, it’s difficult to believe a group of kids pulled this all off. Take the cold open of the film. There is a mother and daughter involved in a single-car crash. The mother goes to check under the hood and disappears. This leads her daughter to lock the doors. In a few seconds, the car’s hood is slammed shut, mud is slung at the car from both sides, and the street light goes out. So, knowing that teenagers are the ones to blame for this, it seems a bit far-fetched. Especially when we eventually see the kids. We’re supposed to believe they’re teenagers, but they look between the ages of eight and ten.
The film works best when it blends the line between natural and supernatural, and when it seems like there is only one antagonist inside. Writer/directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud can’t find their footing with what type of story they want to tell. Ils would have worked much better as a supernatural horror film rather than a home invasion film with teenagers. When Ils makes you question what lurks within the house is when it works best. The big reveal at the end feels a bit forced. Part of me wishes Moreau and Palud had taken the idea on which they based their story and gone the supernatural route.
That being said, the cat-and-mouse aspect of Ils is the most enjoyable. When Lucas is taken out of commission, Clémentine is forced to take matters into her own hands. Clémentine is fascinating to watch and makes, what feels like, choices anyone else would make. Her reactions feel more authentic than the actions people usually take in horror films. But there’s still something that feels off and stale about this movie. At just 74 minutes, Ils feels like it rolls the credits before it really gets going.
Many people consider this film New French Extremity, and I can understand that. Would I consider it NFE? No. This is just a plain home invasion horror film. The violence, setting, and action do nothing to classify that as extreme in any sense. Is it scary? Sure! Is the [limited] violence painful to watch? You bet! But it doesn’t push any boundaries or set out to tell something deeper than it does. Ils isn’t a bad film, but it’s far from being a great film.
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[REVIEW] My First Ever New French Extremity Film Was ‘Inside’ (2007)
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Over 10 years ago I saw my first New French Extremity film in college. I took a trip to the Family Video near my college apartment and scanned the aisles. It was the first time I was in charge of picking a movie for a movie night with some friends. Most of the people attending that evening were horror fans, so that’s the vibe I was going for. After walking around for about five minutes I saw it. The top left corner read DIMENSION EXTREME. The middle of the cover read INSIDE in thick red letter, right below that stated UNRATED. The image was someone grasping their pregnant stomach and a pair of sharp dirty scissors questionably close to her stomach. That’s the movie I picked. And that was the last time I was allowed to pick the movies for our movie nights.
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Written by Alexandre Bustillo and directed by Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo, Inside would kick off an excellent career for these two French filmmakers. Brutal, sad, and one of the bloodiest films of all time, Inside is a film that needs to be seen to be believed. Like Calvaire, what makes Inside work so well, besides the tight script and great direction, is the pacing. Instead of a prolonged leadup to a barrage of violence and gore, Inside doles its violence out like a symphony. Each act perfectly leads into the next with the precision you don’t usually see in a debut feature film. The majority of the extreme violence happens to Sarah, which puts a lot of pressure on Alysson Paradis. Paradis sells her performance like Jordan Belfort selling a pen. Her responses are brutal and heartbreaking, while still being extremely grounded.
The special effects makeup department is too vast to list and will eat up my entire word count, but words cannot describe how visceral the practical effects are. From the most minor cut from a mirror to the stairway scene, you can’t help but feel like you’re watching something you should not be watching.
If you haven’t seen the film then this next part will be a huge spoiler, but we need to talk about it. Bustillo’s script takes an unexpected turn toward the end of the film. We learn the reason La Femme is attacking Sarah is due to a car accident. Sarah caused a car accident that took the life of La Femme’s child, killing her unborn baby. La Femme wants Sarah’s baby as reparations. Towards the end of the film, one of the cops who was presumed dead (he was shot with a riot gun) wakes up. His vision is hindered by the riot gun causing him to accidentally attack Sarah instead of La Femme. This attack breaks Sarah’s water, and La Femme kills the cop. Now, Sarah is on the stairs and her baby isn’t coming out–that’s where the scissors come back into play. La Femme has to perform a C-section on Sarah with the scissors, and it is, simply put, gnarly. The film ends with La Femme looking at Sarah’s dead body as she rocks the baby.
This ending is beyond heartbreaking. La Femme’s character almost has a complete turnaround. It’s hard to tell if she’s crying because she has the baby or because she did end up killing Sarah. My personal belief is that it all became too real once she had to kill the cop. If the cop hadn’t broken her water and forced the birth, would La Femme have gone through with this at this point? It’s up to interpretation, but I believe La Femme had repented her actions by that point. That doesn’t make it any better, though.
Next to Martyrs, Inside has one of the most heartbreaking endings of any New French Extremity film. While it’s a difficult watch, it’s an excellent film to rewatch as a case study on how to write an antagonist. To boot, Sarah was La Femme’s antagonist. Sarah was the one who caused the termination of La Femme’s pregnancy–so in a way, this is a revenge film. Bustillo’s script pulls the rug out from all preconceived notions. We thought we were watching one film when in reality, we were being expertly misled by the person we thought was the narrator. It’s a bold move for a debut.
Bustillo and Maury are still going strong in the genre. Their most recent film, The Soul Eater, recently had its premiere at Fantasia Fest. Like Inside, The Soul Eater was gory and violent, while focusing on an overall story that takes precedent. It’s impressive to see bits and pieces of Inside in The Soul Eater, while also adding all the bits and pieces of lessons they’ve learned over their six previous films. Inside is, to me, the best example of New French Extremity; it’s true stomach-churning, gut-wrenching, bloody as hell terror.