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Follow, Like, and Invade: ‘The Seed’ Review
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the cast of The Neon Demon were invaded by a strangely cute alien that turned an idyllic getaway into a Slither-inspired madhouse? If the answer is yes, The Seed, written & directed by Sam Walker, is the answer to your fantasy. This darkly comedic take on aliens meets influencers follows lifelong friends Deidre (Lucy Martin), Heather (Sophie Vavasseur), and Charlotte (Chelsea Edge) as they arrive at an impeccably modern house in the middle of the Mojave Desert for a weekend of relaxation and content creation that coincides with a once-in-a-lifetime meteor shower event. This celestial phenomenon tragically disrupts the trio’s Wi-Fi and cell reception, cutting them off from the outside world – and their followers – at the same time, an otherworldly creature crash lands in their pool. Unable to remove the pungent abomination from the property, their drug and alcohol-fueled intoxication turns toward the uninvited guest, insidiously capturing them under its spell with much deadlier consequences than a casual Instagram addiction.
The film’s technical achievements are evident from the jump, with flashy camerawork, editing, and sound that transport us into the women’s world without being over-indulgent in its eye candy. As is typically the case with social media, appearances are deceiving, and the (fittingly black) house and alien arrival shed their exteriors to reveal a much more unpleasant gooey mixture of body horror and practical effects. In what can only be described as a flesh bath of the senses, the corruption kicks into high gear with a macabre and trippy sequence that expertly fuses sci-fi, horror, and beauty into one bloody mess. The tiny alien at the center of the chaos is also a true standout, featuring an oddly adorable design that bears a striking similarity to the iconic baby from the early 90s sitcom Dinosaurs. Adding to all of this is an outstanding use of makeup and costume design, further juxtaposing beauty and horror similar to that of a high-end fashion editorial.
Technical flair aside, The Seed wouldn’t amount to anything more than a stylized music video without its three leads, and these women deliver. Their dynamic of old friends who have somewhat grown apart yet still retain a bond of friendship, is believable and familiar. The trio genuinely seems to be having a good time while it lasts, and they riff off of one another with bitchy assuredness only true friends can get away with. With her Stone Age cell phone and reliance on books over Google, Charlotte is the outlier of the group. As the “relatable” one, she is the lens through which the audience is meant to view this oncoming disaster, though some may resonate more with the internet-obsessed Deidre and Heather; perhaps the uncertainty of which side of the line you fall on is the point. Lucy Martin, as Deidre the ultimate wannabe influencer, goes especially all-in with her performance: She transitions from domineering and vapid mean girl to zoned-out and cracked-out body snatcher at the drop of a hat. Vavasseur and Edge join her in their commitment to the insanity, and the film would not work without these three being on board for its contortions and buckets of black ooze. After one particularly unhinged scene, you might even be influenced to skip over the next omelet that comes your way. Given the great lead performances, the balance between dark comedy and horror bodes well for The Seed. There are no true belly-laugh moments, yet plenty of line deliveries and the sheer lunacy of the plot produce a handful of chuckles and knowing grins.
Despite its strong technical aspects and cast, the film does take a few missteps when it comes to pacing and plot. After getting off to a strong start, there are lulls in momentum leading up to the climax, and one lengthy sequence involving the gardener seems wholly unnecessary. The climax itself is also somewhat rocky. Without giving anything away, the handling of one character seems almost unrealistic given the context, with the only explanation being that it fits the film’s themes. There could have been more in the way of thrills and tension toward the end as well, perhaps cutting out time spent on the gardener in favor of a body snatcher cat-and-mouse game.
The Seed’s positives ultimately outweigh any negatives. While it’s not groundbreaking, it is certainly a fun watch if you’re in the mood for its brand of visually arresting horror-comedy. Its twist on how social media has overtaken humanity like an alien invasion will always be relevant, even if it’s been said before. Initially, it stinks, but if you’re not careful, that cute little monster will win you over. The Old World is dead: Long live the baby alien influencer!
‘The Seed’ premieres exclusively on Shudder March 10th.
Rating: 3.5 / 5
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[Review] The Thrills and Kills of ‘Ils’ (2006)
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Author’s Note: It’s really difficult to talk about this film without spoiling who/what the killers are, so be warned.
As someone who lives alone, home invasion films have started to really get under my skin. Thinking that someone could break into the room in my basement apartment that I don’t use, and is street-facing, killing me, and then escaping, frightens me. Plus, there are no cameras around my building, and the windows don’t even lock properly. Okay, I’m going to shut up about that. But that doesn’t negate the fact that home invasion films get to me now. So, naturally, when researching some New French Extremity films for November, I figured I should finally break the seal and watch Ils, as it’s known in the States, Them.
Ils follows school teacher Clémentine (Olivia Bonamy) and her boyfriend Lucas (Michaël Cohen), who recently relocated from France to a remote McMansion in Romania. Clémentine arrives home one night after work to a normal evening. She and Lucas eat dinner, watch TV, flirt a bit, and head to bed. That evening, while they’re asleep, Clémentine hears a noise outside. They go to investigate, which turns out to be the wrong move. The couple soon realizes the noise outside has made its way inside. A cat-and-mouse game ensues, forcing Clémentine and Lucas to do anything they can to survive the night. But it soon comes to light the thing inside might actually be things.
Supposedly, this film is based on true events. If IMDb Trivia is to be taken at face value, then this film is based on a couple that a group of teenagers brutally murdered. In retrospect, it’s difficult to believe a group of kids pulled this all off. Take the cold open of the film. There is a mother and daughter involved in a single-car crash. The mother goes to check under the hood and disappears. This leads her daughter to lock the doors. In a few seconds, the car’s hood is slammed shut, mud is slung at the car from both sides, and the street light goes out. So, knowing that teenagers are the ones to blame for this, it seems a bit far-fetched. Especially when we eventually see the kids. We’re supposed to believe they’re teenagers, but they look between the ages of eight and ten.
The film works best when it blends the line between natural and supernatural, and when it seems like there is only one antagonist inside. Writer/directors David Moreau and Xavier Palud can’t find their footing with what type of story they want to tell. Ils would have worked much better as a supernatural horror film rather than a home invasion film with teenagers. When Ils makes you question what lurks within the house is when it works best. The big reveal at the end feels a bit forced. Part of me wishes Moreau and Palud had taken the idea on which they based their story and gone the supernatural route.
That being said, the cat-and-mouse aspect of Ils is the most enjoyable. When Lucas is taken out of commission, Clémentine is forced to take matters into her own hands. Clémentine is fascinating to watch and makes, what feels like, choices anyone else would make. Her reactions feel more authentic than the actions people usually take in horror films. But there’s still something that feels off and stale about this movie. At just 74 minutes, Ils feels like it rolls the credits before it really gets going.
Many people consider this film New French Extremity, and I can understand that. Would I consider it NFE? No. This is just a plain home invasion horror film. The violence, setting, and action do nothing to classify that as extreme in any sense. Is it scary? Sure! Is the [limited] violence painful to watch? You bet! But it doesn’t push any boundaries or set out to tell something deeper than it does. Ils isn’t a bad film, but it’s far from being a great film.
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[REVIEW] My First Ever New French Extremity Film Was ‘Inside’ (2007)
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Over 10 years ago I saw my first New French Extremity film in college. I took a trip to the Family Video near my college apartment and scanned the aisles. It was the first time I was in charge of picking a movie for a movie night with some friends. Most of the people attending that evening were horror fans, so that’s the vibe I was going for. After walking around for about five minutes I saw it. The top left corner read DIMENSION EXTREME. The middle of the cover read INSIDE in thick red letter, right below that stated UNRATED. The image was someone grasping their pregnant stomach and a pair of sharp dirty scissors questionably close to her stomach. That’s the movie I picked. And that was the last time I was allowed to pick the movies for our movie nights.
Inside follows Sarah Scarangella (Alysson Paradis), a pregnant professional photographer who is still mourning the recent loss of her husband. On one unfortunate Christmas Eve, Sarah’s night is interrupted by an unknown woman (Béatrice Dalle). Not knowing who this woman is, Sarah refuses her entry. After taking a photo of this woman, and developing it, Sarah realizes she has a photo of this unknown woman from earlier in the day. Once Sarah thinks the woman is gone, she heads to bed. And that’s when all hell breaks loose. Bodies will drop, blood will flow, and babies will be birthed.
Written by Alexandre Bustillo and directed by Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo, Inside would kick off an excellent career for these two French filmmakers. Brutal, sad, and one of the bloodiest films of all time, Inside is a film that needs to be seen to be believed. Like Calvaire, what makes Inside work so well, besides the tight script and great direction, is the pacing. Instead of a prolonged leadup to a barrage of violence and gore, Inside doles its violence out like a symphony. Each act perfectly leads into the next with the precision you don’t usually see in a debut feature film. The majority of the extreme violence happens to Sarah, which puts a lot of pressure on Alysson Paradis. Paradis sells her performance like Jordan Belfort selling a pen. Her responses are brutal and heartbreaking, while still being extremely grounded.
The special effects makeup department is too vast to list and will eat up my entire word count, but words cannot describe how visceral the practical effects are. From the most minor cut from a mirror to the stairway scene, you can’t help but feel like you’re watching something you should not be watching.
If you haven’t seen the film then this next part will be a huge spoiler, but we need to talk about it. Bustillo’s script takes an unexpected turn toward the end of the film. We learn the reason La Femme is attacking Sarah is due to a car accident. Sarah caused a car accident that took the life of La Femme’s child, killing her unborn baby. La Femme wants Sarah’s baby as reparations. Towards the end of the film, one of the cops who was presumed dead (he was shot with a riot gun) wakes up. His vision is hindered by the riot gun causing him to accidentally attack Sarah instead of La Femme. This attack breaks Sarah’s water, and La Femme kills the cop. Now, Sarah is on the stairs and her baby isn’t coming out–that’s where the scissors come back into play. La Femme has to perform a C-section on Sarah with the scissors, and it is, simply put, gnarly. The film ends with La Femme looking at Sarah’s dead body as she rocks the baby.
This ending is beyond heartbreaking. La Femme’s character almost has a complete turnaround. It’s hard to tell if she’s crying because she has the baby or because she did end up killing Sarah. My personal belief is that it all became too real once she had to kill the cop. If the cop hadn’t broken her water and forced the birth, would La Femme have gone through with this at this point? It’s up to interpretation, but I believe La Femme had repented her actions by that point. That doesn’t make it any better, though.
Next to Martyrs, Inside has one of the most heartbreaking endings of any New French Extremity film. While it’s a difficult watch, it’s an excellent film to rewatch as a case study on how to write an antagonist. To boot, Sarah was La Femme’s antagonist. Sarah was the one who caused the termination of La Femme’s pregnancy–so in a way, this is a revenge film. Bustillo’s script pulls the rug out from all preconceived notions. We thought we were watching one film when in reality, we were being expertly misled by the person we thought was the narrator. It’s a bold move for a debut.
Bustillo and Maury are still going strong in the genre. Their most recent film, The Soul Eater, recently had its premiere at Fantasia Fest. Like Inside, The Soul Eater was gory and violent, while focusing on an overall story that takes precedent. It’s impressive to see bits and pieces of Inside in The Soul Eater, while also adding all the bits and pieces of lessons they’ve learned over their six previous films. Inside is, to me, the best example of New French Extremity; it’s true stomach-churning, gut-wrenching, bloody as hell terror.