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‘Dangerous Animals’ Review: Summertime Horror Is So Back
Why is the blue marlin the favorite target for sport fishermen? When you hook ‘em, they’ll put up a good fight. Director Sean Byrne (The Loved Ones, The Devil’s Candy) wants us to know that it’s all about the show. Dangerous Animals sends Shamu’s SeaWorld spectacle to the depths. The problem isn’t malpractice on this shark diving tour. It’s even more dangerous than that.
This isn’t your typical killer shark sub-genre situation. Sharks don’t actually have the petty gene to drive the serial violence seen in Jaws or The Shallows, but the alpha-male ego sure does. Sure; I guess a silver lining looks like turning the nasty trait into an over the top slasher recital we can have fun with.
Dangerous Animals: A New Spin on Shark Horror
Dangerous Animals is about Zephyr (Hassie Harrison), the alternate version of the American manic-pixie dreamgirl; she’s tough as nails, living in her sprinter van, and spending as much time as possible on her surfboard- a real apex predator of a chick. However, a run-in with a shark-obsessed maniac sends her through the ‘ol slasher song and dance, although we haven’t seen one this wacky yet.
Byrne doesn’t waste any time illustrating how psychotic this killer’s feeding fetish is. The 15 minutes before the title card alone makes the whole experience an instant classic, starting with Jai Courtney (Terminator Genisys, Suicide Squad) at his zaniest. He becomes Tucker, the perfect archetype. He’s charming and handsome, but of course, the hinges will fly off.
His front is ‘Tucker’s Experience’, an Australian boat excursion service that offers the opportunity to cage dive with sharks. If you’re a conventionally attractive woman, an even more immersive shark experience is available at no extra charge- or warning. There’s no waiver for that one either.
A Standout Apex Performance from Jai Courtney
Jai Courtney and his character Tucker will be magnetic to fans. Gone are the days of the slow, soulless Myers-esque killers that exist without much performance or perspective. The alpha-bro worldview influences a parasocial relationship from Tucker, who claims himself as an alpha male, to sharks, as many species are apex predators.
Courtney gives us a ridiculous amount to chew on, from kitschy-dude dialogue (the kind that works) to his delusional dance number after a dose of misogynistic-flavored serotonin (y’all are going to love that scene). The remaining cast’s involvement weighs down the story to a ground level, which feels out of place against a faithfully ridiculous concept. We aren’t buying a ticket to Jurassic Park to see a humbling story about love and loneliness; we came to see who’s opening up the cage, and what consequences come of it.
Dangerous Animals Redefines the Killer Shark Genre
Horror on the open water is convincing, but again, we’ve got a whole sub-genre on that. All the genre-bending going on is pushing me to a comedic crossroads of the obvious Jaws, and Takashi Miike’s Audition for its bits of ‘cat and mouse’ against a sharp and inviting character who is thorough in action, but not overexplained.
Misogyny is a fragile beast, and that part is fed to us clearly. He’s got a trap, gadget and routine for every ounce of infatuation to allow him to enjoy every detail of the show alongside the viewer, too. This seems like a lot of serial killing, but the sharks get the screentime they’re owed.
What would normally break me, surprisingly, doesn’t bug me this time. I wouldn’t consider myself the harshest of critics, but it ain’t the easiest for me to get past the combination of “good enough” character motivation and eye-roll dialogue when they align as they do with Zephyr, and the meet-cute love interest Moses (Josh Heuston).
What Makes Dangerous Animals an Instant Classic
Dangerous Animals is a concept king, and I don’t think anything else realistically needs to hold as much weight as the execution of the main idea. What’s important is the killer, his environment, and the violence that comes with it. All three of those aspects are hit with 100% accuracy.
That being said, the film’s classic score pivots and blends in all the different ways its genre aspects do, inciting the watch from a 45 degree angle in your seat. Its flexible edits are the glue to every beat, which is why Dangerous Animals is so solid. Welcome aboard. There’s chum in the water, and summertime horror is back.
Dangerous Animals releases in theaters on June 6th.
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‘Undertone’ Review: A24’s Scariest Since ‘Hereditary’
A24 never stopped pumping out banger horror movies. Let’s get that out of the way, straight away. Even its commercial and critical flops, like Opus or Y2K, still took a lot of really original swings, even if it hasn’t been a string of masterpieces like in their horror heyday of the late 2010s and early 2020s. Still, they may have made their scariest yet with Undertone, in a return to A24’s original MO of pure indie filmmaking.
A Single Location Horror Film Powered by Sound
Undertone is not a perfect movie, with an occasional off story beat, and the ending just missing the mark of perfection, but it is a tried-and-true testament to the power of storytelling. With essentially one active, on-screen actress and a single location, the film manages to create a sensory hellscape with immersive nightmare-inducing audio that has both story and scares derived entirely from a podcast. It is a sensory overload of pure terror, one that feels deeply sinister in its pitch-black story, one that demands to be seen in the darkest possible movie theater.
A24’s Undertone: A True Crime Podcast Turns Supernatural
The story is pretty straightforward…at least at first. It follows a true crime/horror podcast host (Nina Kiry), who lives by herself as she takes care of her dying, elderly, and borderline vegetative mother. Her co-host (Adam DiMarco, who is never fully seen) is sent a series of ten mysterious audio files from an unknown address, presumably sent for her to listen to on the show. As they begin to record their latest episode with live reactions to the files, reality slips further as she and her co-host fall into supernatural delirium. Strange noises, slipping time, and other haunted house trimmings all come out to play, each elevated by (as mentioned) horrific sound design and an even more horrific backstory.
Nursery Rhyme Origins and Deeply Disturbing Mythology
The story is about 95% airtight. Without getting too deep into spoilers, the origins of these files and their meaning are deeply fascinating, with some elements and angles involving the origins of nursery rhymes that are very, genuinely disturbing. There is one twist in particular that explores what one of the sounds truly means, which is highly upsetting once pieced together.
That being said, Undertone has some familiar tropes, and while the movie mostly touches upon certain unexplored mythology, certain scenes can feel a little too familiar to other recent demon movies like Shelby Oaks. The true meanings are a lot more creative, but it could have played around with its mythos to create a truly original villain.
Undertone’s Ambiguous Ending Demands a Rewatch
Similarly, the ending is almost perfect. There is a final twist about something the protagonist might have done that is a little confusing, and reframes the context of the film. It is highly interesting, however, and opens up several cans of worms of what this movie has to say about children, motherhood, and parenthood as a whole, as well as posing questions about the movie’s setting and timeline. It is always better to remain vague in horror, which this movie definitely does, but just a slight retweak of its final act could give the audience just the tiniest more understanding, without it going into full, mainstream territory. The film definitely requires a second watch, and in the best way possible.
A Groundbreaking Podcast Horror Experience
In a nutshell, the film’s methods of storytelling are groundbreaking. This movie is not a podcast, but all of its scares and stories are delivered to us like it is one. It feels like the birth of a new medium or style of movie, a perfect blend of audio and visual, with emphasis on the audio.
Additionally, with the story being literally told to us as if we’re listening to the characters’ podcast itself, it is a nightmare rabbit hole.
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‘Silent Warnings’ (2003) Review: An Unknown UFO Gem
Like many people born in the mid-90s, the Sci-Fi Channel was one of my first introductions to horror. Whether it was random films playing or Sci-Fi’s 31 Days of Halloween, this channel was one of the main channels in my household. For the month of March, we’re going to take a look at Sci-Fi Originals (and maybe I cheated a bit and picked films that had their premiere on Sci-Fi). Picking films for this month was no easy task. Did I want to cover one of the plethora of amalgamated mega-animals fighting each other? Or what about shark tornadoes? One of the films I picked, after finding it too difficult to find Children of the Corn (2009) on streaming services, was an odd alien film I had never even heard of. That film is Silent Warnings.
What is Silent Warnings About?
Layne Vossimer (A.J. Buckley), his girlfriend Macy (Callie De Fabry), and a group of their friends head to Layne’s cousin’s house, Joe (Stephen Baldwin), after his mysterious death. Once there, they find the house in disgusting disarray. The friends decide to help Layne clean it up in order to put it on the market. But things quickly go south when they find a series of VHS tapes Joe left behind in the attic. What’s revealed in those tapes shows something that’s out of this world. Can Layne, his friends, and Sheriff Bill Willingham (Billy Zane) fend off these otherworldly invaders before it’s too late?
Conspiracy Theories, Mental Health, and Paranoia in Silent Warnings
As stated, this film was a late pick as I could not find 2009’s Children of the Corn streaming anywhere. Boy, am I glad I picked this. Silent Warnings has its fair share of issues. But it makes up for them in so many ways. This film is a very sober look into conspiracy theories, mental health, and the lengths that people go to when it comes to perceived threats. We get very little Stephen Baldwin, but what we do get is more than enough. He’s a recluse who lives on his 40-ish-acre property that’s been alien-proofed. His best friend (cousin?) is a scarecrow that has an AK-47. And he constantly records incoherent ramblings with his camcorder. Baldwin absolutely kills in his limited screentime. It’s like Stanislavski said, there are no small parts, only small actors.
Small-Town Horror and UFO Lore in Porterville
The quaint town of Porterville acts as the perfect backdrop for a story like this: a sleepy, nowhere town, where most people know each other. A town where the big call of the day for the Sheriff is about a missing dog. It’s the perfect setup for a story like this. It even mirrors many of the towns mentioned in Silent Invasion: The Pennsylvania UFO-Bigfoot Casebook. Much of this film’s atmosphere, the crop circles, acres of corn, and the disintegrating house, create a condensed world that adds so much claustrophobia to the film’s soul.
Acting, Dialogue, and the Problem with Early 2000s CGI Aliens
That being said, there are quite a few issues. Mainly, the acting. Besides Kim Onasch, Michelle Borth, Billy Zane, and A.J. Buckley (mostly), much of this film’s acting feels very Sci-Fi Original. It doesn’t help that the film’s dialogue, from writers Bill Lundy, Christian McIntire, and Kevin Gendreau, is just plain boring. And that’s not even mentioning how awful the CGI aliens look. A 2003 film about aliens, when only two or three are shown on screen, should be fully practical. And the fact that they use digital aliens takes away much of the film’s punch.
Why Silent Warnings Is an Underrated Sci-Fi Original
Silent Warnings doesn’t break much ground when it comes to the topic of aliens/Ufology, but it’s damn entertaining. But that’s the thing. Films don’t necessarily need to break new ground. I appreciate the swings this film takes, whether they hit or miss. There’s a wonderful setup with Stephen Baldwin, and the slow build to an exciting finale makes it all worth the wait. For a Sci-Fi Original, Silent Warnings has worked its way into my heart.


