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Horror 101: Gene Mapping the Legacy of Jurassic Park
The first Jurassic Park film culminates with a banner that reads “When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth” billowing toward the ground before a triumphant Tyrannosaurus rex. There was also a time when one could look back fondly on when dinosaurs ruled the silver screen, with the original trilogy being about the consequences of manipulating dino DNA for our entertainment ending back in 2001. Fourteen years later, however, the franchise that was bioengineered by Steven Spielberg in 1993 from the Michael Crichton novel of the same name had been brought back from extinction with Jurassic World. Cut to February 2025, and the first trailer has released for Gareth Edwards’ Jurassic World: Rebirth, a requel of the reboot trilogy – the 7th in the franchise – and you may be wondering how exactly we went from Sam Neil having a panic attack over a majestic Brachiosaurus to Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, and Fiyero from Wicked going toe-to-toe with a mutated “Xenorancor rex.”
The deeper you dive, the more convoluted and, as much as I hate to say it, contrived the franchise and its lore become; besides the films, there are comics, video games, TV series, and more to explore. In the essence of simplicity, I’m here to lay out the facts of the film franchise alone. The original is hands-down one of the best films of all time with SFX that holds up to this day, and the rest of the bunch are great summer popcorn fun if you turn off the Letterboxd Snooty Cinephile Filter in your brain. So, in honor of the great Mr. DNA, let’s slice open some prehistoric celluloid and get down to it! founder John Hammond, “You never had control.”
The first Jurassic Park film culminates with a banner that reads “When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth” billowing toward the ground before a triumphant Tyrannosaurus rex. There was also a time when one could look back fondly on when dinosaurs ruled the silver screen, with the original trilogy being about the consequences of manipulating dino DNA for our entertainment ending back in 2001. Fourteen years later, however, the franchise that was bioengineered by Steven Spielberg in 1993 from the Michael Crichton novel of the same name had been brought back from extinction with Jurassic World. Cut to February 2025, and the first trailer has released for Gareth Edwards’ Jurassic World: Rebirth, a requel of the reboot trilogy – the 7th in the franchise – and you may be wondering how exactly we went from Sam Neil having a panic attack over a majestic Brachiosaurus to Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, and Fiyero from Wicked going toe-to-toe with a mutated “Xenorancor rex.”
The deeper you dive, the more convoluted and, as much as I hate to say it, contrived the franchise and its lore become; besides the films, there are comics, video games, TV series, and more to explore. In the essence of simplicity, I’m here to lay out the facts of the film franchise alone. The original is hands-down one of the best films of all time with SFX that holds up to this day, and the rest of the bunch are great summer popcorn fun if you turn off the Letterboxd Snooty Cinephile Filter in your brain.
So, in honor of the great Mr. DNA, let’s slice open some prehistoric celluloid and get down to it!
All About the Jurassic Park Franchise
How Exactly Did They Dig Up Those Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park?
When I attempted to read the novel as a kid, the dense scientific lingo explaining the intricacies of how Jurassic Park got its start proved hard to comprehend, after all – to borrow a quote from the extravagant Russian diva Katya Zamolodchikova: “I don’t know. I’m not a scientist.”
Screenwriter David Koepp and director Spielberg did their damndest to whittle it down into layman’s terms with great success, so here’s the gist of it in easy order:
- Extract dinosaur DNA from the blood of pesky mosquitoes that have been trapped in amber for millions of years.
- Since DNA degrades over time, fill in the gaps with amphibian (in this case, frog) DNA.
- Commit further genetic manipulation by making all of the dinosaurs female and lysine (an essential amino acid) deficient, retaining control over the population through an inability to procreate and a dependence on supplements.
- Use the completed DNA strands to clone dinosaurs in the lab and birth the embryos in artificial eggs.
To have an exciting movie franchise, one or more of these things must go awry, and so they do. Because certain amphibians can change sex due to environmental conditions, Dr. Alan Grant (Sam Neil) discovered that the dinosaurs began to breed in captivity despite their all-female engineering. And that lysine contingency that would cause the dinos to die off if not given specific supplements? Yeah, they ended up getting enough elsewhere in their diets. So, while a power outage due to corporate espionage is what ultimately sets the creatures free in the park, these two critical scientific oversights explain how life finds a way so that the ancient beasts can survive in the wild throughout the franchise. As paleontologist Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) admonished park founder John Hammond, “You never had control.”
Who Are the Major Players in Jurassic Park?
Before going any further, it is best to rattle off some names and nouns within the franchise to arrive at our mutated dino freakshow destination as efficiently as possible. And though the films contain a multitude of famous faces and iconic characters ranging from Neil, Dern, and Jeff Goldblum to Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, and even Julianne Moore – they are all mainly irrelevant to the gene-splicing drama we’re here to get to the bottom of.
- John Hammond (Richard Attenborough): Scottish venture capitalist with big dreams, Hammond learns the truths of chaos theory the hard way when his early access tour of the world’s first dinosaur theme park turns deadly. He survives the ordeal but later dies of natural causes in 1998.
- Benjamin Lockwood (James Cromwell): Introduced in the 5th film, Fallen Kingdom, we learn that Lockwood was besties with Hammond and a co-founder of their biotech company, InGen, before a falling out over the morals of turning their cloning efforts toward human experimentation.
- InGen (International Genetic Technologies): Responsible for the pair’s dino cloning efforts, InGen ran various facilities on a group of islands sold to the company by the Costa Rican government ominously nicknamed Las Cinco Muertes (The Five Deaths). After the disastrous events of the first film, InGen was later bought by Masrani Corp, which created the fully operational Jurassic World sequel park in 2005.
- BioSyn: InGen’s much more nefarious rival company that seeks to exploit the dinosaur population through military and pharmaceutical means. They are responsible for the theft of embryos in the first film, which leads to the park’s power outage and shutdown, as well as the ecological disaster our heroes must stop in Jurassic World: Dominion.
- Isla Nublar: The main island where the original park and its sequel park, Jurassic World, reside. During the events of Fallen Kingdom, a volcano erupts and destroys the island and its remaining dinosaurs.
- Isla Sorna: Also known as Site B, it is where InGen bred their dinosaurs and serves as the setting for the second and third films. Following those sequels, the dinosaurs were left on the island to roam free.
- Dr. Henry Wu (BD Wong): InGen’s chief geneticist, Wu worked for the company up through the events of Jurassic World before turning to its rival BioSyn. He redeems himself for his questionable work in genetic engineering by helping the protagonists at the end of Dominion.
- Charlotte & Maise Lockwood (Isabella Sermon): Charlotte was Benjamin Lockwood’s daughter and a brilliant scientist who successfully impregnated herself with her clone (yes, it goes there) in an elaborate workaround for her fertility issues. After giving birth to her daughter/clone, Maise, she dies due to a genetic disorder. In classic sci-fi fashion, evildoers at BioSyn seek to study Maise to better understand the cloning process.
- Indominous rex: The franchise’s first monstrous hybrid leads the charge of what’s to come. Created by Dr. Henry Wu under the orders of the Masrani Corp. to serve as a shocking exhibit at Jurassic World, it is a terrifying hybrid of T-rex, Velociraptor, cuttlefish, tree frog, and snake DNA. Larger and more deadly than the T-rex, it has the agility of a raptor and the flexible jaw of a snake, along with the ability to camouflage and regulate its body temperature.
- Indoraptor: Designed by Wu to be a smaller and more efficient version of the Indominous, its primary use is as a terrifying bioweapon for sale on the black market.
Is Bigger Always Better?
After the pretty straightforward events of the original trilogy, Jurassic World resurrected the franchise in 2015 by bringing us into a fully functional luxury dino resort on Isla Nublar. In operation for ten years, Masrani felt the public was becoming jaded by the shock and awe of these ancient reptiles. Rather than becoming complacent, Dr. Henry Wu created the Indominous rex to satiate our ever-over-it appetites — a fatal mistake. Unlike the events of the first film, which saw destruction come at the hands of meddling men, the Indomious breaks free all on its own because it’s just that good. Personnel and park-goers alike are subsequently ripped through like barbeque, including the most violent death the franchise had seen yet, and the dream that began decades ago as a twinkle in John Hammond’s eye was condemned once more. The Indominous also met its end, shuttered between the jaws of the aquatic giant, Mosasaurus.
So Is the Jurassic Park Franchise Scary?
While the sequels have always been fun, sweaty adventures in their own right, that visceral fear that made audiences drip with terror back in 1993 had largely been missing from the franchise. Despite taking plot points straight out of the 5th sequel playbook with human cloning and black market dealings, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom miraculously stuck the landing in the horror department. The first half, which finds our heroes Owen Grady (Pratt) and Claire Dearing (Howard) attempting to save as many dinosaurs as possible on Isla Nublar before the volcano destroys them all, includes its fair share of thrilling sequences. It’s the latter half, however, that shines in a way not seen since Spielberg’s original. Set entirely at Lockwood Manor in Northern California during the night of a black market dino auction, all hell breaks loose when the Indoraptor frees itself from confinement. It’s dark, menacing, and the stuff of nightmares; everything I imagined as a kid under the covers in my bedroom after watching Jurassic Park all those years ago – and hopefully, the direction we see Rebirth head.
What About Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)?
We don’t talk about her. It’s the worst of the bunch, propped up by a few decent set pieces and fan service that reunites the original trio for a few cute moments. Instead of focusing on the fact that dinosaurs are now running wild around the world following the events of Fallen Kingdom, the plot somehow revolves around an ecological disaster caused by mutant locusts engineered by Dr. Wu. It’s The Rise of Skywalker all over again.
Jurassic World: Rebirth and the Isle of Misfit Dinos
Much remains unknown about the plot of this Gareth Edwards-directed requel, but what morsels we’ve seen look like a potential return to form. What we can gather from the trailer is that Zora Bennett (Johansson) and Duncan Kincaid (Ali) are mercenary types hired to travel with Dr. Henry Loomis (Jonathan Bailey) to one of the presumed Las Cinco Muertes so that they can recover specimens from the three largest dinos of land, sea, and air in search for a cure for heart disease. The island is known to be the home of the failed dino clones from InGen’s past – everything these corporations have sought to leave behind – and the trailer teases us with seemingly enhanced or altogether different versions of iconic beasts we’ve seen throughout the franchise. It builds to reveal a disfigured and partially obstructed beast that Edwards described to Vanity Fair as part Rancor (of Star Wars), part H.R. Giger (of Alien fame), and a little bit of T-rex.
Sure, the “capture three legendary dinos” plot sounds like something out of a video game. Still, after the disaster of Dominion, the franchise needed to step away from the previous films, and with monster movie auteur Edwards and OG screenwriter Koepp at the helm, things sound promising. By doubling down on long-time themes of man vs. nature and the enduring consequences of genetic manipulation rather than focusing on giant bugs and cloned little girls, Rebirth has hopefully ventured into the proper jungle. And, in alignment with our goals here at Horror Press, Hammonds’s broken dreams have continued their ripple effect of tearing people limb from limb.
We are so back.
Jurassic World Rebirth is heading to theaters on July 2, 2025.
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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Netflix in March
Netflix did not give me a lot to work with this month. I may have also zoomed through many of my favorite things on the platform these last few months. So, many of these are titles I have been meaning to check out, and I hope they are worth the wait. However, I cannot promise the carnage, chaos, and confusion I normally provide for this column. This means you’ll have to forgive me for having less razzle dazzle and a little more uncertainty while I list some stuff off the less beaten path. Gather around, and I’ll tell you what I am trying to get into this March!
Archive (2020)
In 20238, George Almore’s newest AI prototype is nearly complete. However, this humanesque machine is also hiding one of George’s secrets that must remain hidden. While I love some British sci-fi and believe we should watch as many of the 2020 movies that slid under our quarantined radar, I’m pulling up for another reason. I want to see Theo James in something that isn’t The Monkey. Literally. I didn’t enjoy that movie, and I seem to be the last person I know who was unfamiliar with James before that. So, I’m trying to rectify that and see what he can do in anything else. Hopefully, after catching this on Netflix, I will have a new movie that comes to mind when he is mentioned. Fingers crossed, friends!
Green Room (2016)
A punk rock band gets trapped in a venue where skinheads want to kill them. So many people have told me this movie is worth my time, but because it’s always too soon for violent racists in this decade, I keep putting it off. However, I am so curious to see what Patrick Stewart, Imogen Poots, Alia Shawkat, and the late Anton Yelchin are doing in this movie. Green Room is also one of the few A24 horror movies that I have not seen, which makes it even more intriguing. While I doubt 2026 will calm down enough for this not feel too real, I think it’s time for me to be brave and cross this movie off my list already. So, I might have to grab a drink, a weighted blanket, and remote so I can open Netflix.
M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
Two years after M3GAN’s murder spree, she is rebuilt by her creator to take down a military-grade weapon made from her stolen tech. Is this movie as good as the original written by Akela Cooper? Obviously not. No one can do what Cooper does and we shouldn’t hold people to that very high bar. Is this movie way too damn long? Also, yes. However, was there still a lot of fun to be had along the way? I thought so. While M3GAN 2.0 isn’t the sequel we wanted, I’m happy to rewatch it for free at home. We lose a lot of the threads I loved in the first one, but I’ll be damned if this isn’t the new Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgement Day anyway. In a perfect world, Akela Cooper will reopen the computer (after receiving a very large check from Blumhouse) and give us a third installment to bring our dancing diva back into the horror fold.
Life After Beth (2014)
A man discovers his dead girlfriend is back, and that might be for the worst. I never watched this horror comedy, but I’m sad and hoping Aubrey Plaza can change that. After all, if she can’t wake us up after a long winter, then who can? I also imagine Plaza as a zombie is kind of great. Along for the ride is Molly Shannon, so between the two of them, I expect some chuckles and guffaws. Maybe the powers that be at Netflix knew we could all use a laugh, and that’s why this is waiting for us on the other side of February. Or possibly they wanted to apologize for that last season of Stranger Things. Or maybe it’s just a wacky coincidence, and I’m looking for meaning where there is none. Either way, I have a date with this movie, and you might want to check it out too.
Teen Wolf (2011-2017)
Getting bitten by a werewolf turns life upside down for a high school student and his best friend. Hear me out! I doubt there is a world where I will watch all six seasons of this. Hell, I doubt I’ll even finish the first season. However, I skipped this MTV moment when it originally aired. Which is why I didn’t know who Dylan O’Brien was when Send Help was announced. So, I’m using this Netflix account to see where he started now that I have seen him in something. You can join me in this or mark your time as safe and watch something else. I don’t blame you either way, and I hope you’ll respect my privacy during this adventure.
That’s what I’m doing with my Netflix account this month. Here is hoping April gives us more scary movies because some of us deserve it. Most importantly, I deserve it.
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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in March 2026
Shudder is still that girl even in March. Our beloved streamer is adding classics like The Fog and Messiah of Evil. They are also adding a couple of films that are precious to my generation, like May. The app always has an eclectic lineup, but this month is an embarrassment of riches. At least if you are like me, and looking at a list of movies you have had on your watch list forever. That is why it took me a hot minute to figure out which five titles should be this month’s priority. However, I cracked the code and think I have something old, something new, and definitely at least a couple of things that will turn blue. Check out what I am trying to see on Shudder this month. Also, be sure to let me know if you are as geeked about these titles as I am.
The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month
The Last Horror Film (1982)
A New York taxi driver stalks an actress during the Cannes Film Festival. I love 80s slashers and have been on a quest to watch them all. This one has eluded me for a couple of years, and I am so happy Shudder is finally letting me cross it off my list. I am not expecting this to break my top 1980s slashers. I’m not even counting on it to be one of the best movies about a stalked actress of that era. However, I’m excited to finally see it for myself with an adult beverage in hand.
You can watch The Last Horror Film on March 1st.
Fade to Black (1980)
A film fanatic begins murdering people who betray him while stalking his idol. I finally caught this on Shudder in the last couple of years and will be using its return as an excuse to rewatch it. Very few movies cater to the slasher kids and film nerds as well as this one. Fade to Black is the kind of psychological horror comedy that is the reason 1980s horror remains unmatched. The costumes, the obsession, and the kills are the most fun you can possibly have on a Shudder Saturday. Do yourself a favor and hit play immediately.
You can watch Fade to Black on March 9th.
Hostile Dimensions (2023)
Two filmmakers travel through alternate dimensions seeking out the truth about a missing graffiti artist. This found footage film has been on my list for years, and I am so grateful that Shudder is finally letting me see it. I have heard so many great things, and the FOMO was killing me. Hopefully, Hostile Dimensions lives up to the hype. Otherwise, I have to ask my nearest and dearest to explain themselves and then stop accepting recommendations from them. Will it scratch the found footage itch I have this month? There is only one way to find out, and that is why I will be sat the day this drops on the app.
You can watch Hostile Dimensions on March 9th.
1000 Women in Horror (2025)
Women have been an integral part of the genre since Mary Shelley started thinking about Frankenstein. However, we do not always get the credit and respect we deserve. Which is why I am thrilled 1000 Women in Horror is celebrating the badasses who revolutionized horror films. Not only is the documentary opening the libraries for us, but it’s also bringing current faves along for the ride. Akela Cooper, Toby Poser, and Jenn Wexler are just some of the names I know who are about to inspire so many women to get serious about making their movies. I cannot stress enough how happy I am that Shudder is adding this to its lineup.
You can watch 1000 Women in Horror on March 20th.
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
College friends backpacking through Britain are attacked by a werewolf. As a werewolf film enthusiast, I know they are not all made equally. That is one of the many reasons why this is easily one of the best werewolf movies the genre has. The transformation alone is worth the price of a Shudder subscription. So, it shouldn’t come as a shock that this is one of the five titles I’m most excited to see this month. Hell, it’s probably in everyone’s top five to be completely honest. I cannot think of a better way to close this month out than with a top-tier werewolf flick.
You can watch An American Werewolf in London on March 31st.
I told you, Shudder is that girl. Whether you’re on spring break, taking a mental health day, or just dissociating, this app has got you covered. Make sure you dig into some of this sick, twisted, and cool cinema. As for me, I will see you next month with more recommendations.


