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Fred’s Top Three of 2021
Halloween Kills is a treat for any fan of the Halloween movies, or of the slasher genre, in general. John Carpenter and Jamie Lee Curtis both served as executive producers, a fact that comforted me considering my dissatisfaction with the Rob Zombie remakes.
Halloween Kills
Halloween Kills is a treat for any fan of the Halloween movies, or of the slasher genre, in general. John Carpenter and Jamie Lee Curtis both served as executive producers, a fact that comforted me considering my dissatisfaction with the Rob Zombie remakes. Halloween Kills does a great job of continuing the stories of some of the lesser-known characters (even featuring some of the same actors, all grown up) from the 1978 movie while simultaneously serving as a direct sequel to Halloween (2018). We get to see our fearless queen, Jamie Lee Curtis, once again playing the role of Laurie Strode, wounded and in the hospital after the events of the 2018 installment of Halloween, which ends with Michael Meyers trapped in a house Laurie has set ablaze. Halloween Kills offers plenty of glorious and unique kill scenes throughout. It’s a downright death fest, which is the best type of fest if you ask me.
The 5/4 timed, world-renowned piano theme to Halloween rings through the speakers as Michael Meyers slaughters innocents all over Haddonfield. A whole team of firefighters gets axed, and in a genre plagued with copycats and cliches, I cannot ever recall witnessing firefighters, some of the bravest and most altruistic humans in society, finding themselves on the business end of a boogie man’s rampage.
The movie seemed more complete and much more on-the-money in terms of atmosphere and authenticity than any of the Halloween films of the last 30 years. Overall, it had everything I love, Michael Meyers, Jamie Lee Curtis, the Halloween theme song, and abundant death.
Candyman
Jordan Peele’s direct sequel to the 1992 classic, Candyman, is a well-executed horror movie directed by Nia DaCosta and a chilling reminder of the reality of racial inequality that plagues America. The story centers around Anthony (Yahya Abdul-Mateen) and his girlfriend Brianna (Teyonah Parris). He is an artist, and she curates at an art gallery; it’s a match made in heaven. When Anthony learns of the Candyman from Brianna’s brother Troy (Nathan Stewart-Jarrett), he becomes obsessed with the tale and the Candyman (Tony Todd) begins to wreak havoc upon their lives and the lives of many others super violently, to say the least.
Speaking of, it’s really violent. Hooks are getting jammed into gangrenous wounds, groups of gum-snapping high school girls are getting disemboweled, racist cops are getting hooked through the jugular. It’s a fun time. Jordan Peele was able to bring up tough topics like gentrification and inequality while delivering a super eerie, haunting story packed with gore and geysers of blood, all while staying true to the spirit of the original Candyman. Seeing Tony Todd don that brown overcoat and mess people up again was awesome.
My only real criticism was the absence of engaging music. There was decent music present at times, but it seemed too minimal and very infrequent. I am a fan of larger, more present, and commanding scores that complement the drama presented on screen, so in that regard, I felt it came up a little short. Otherwise, Jordan Peele’s Candyman is a 2021 must-watch for sure.
The Devil Below
To round out my top three of 2021, we have the subterranean horror flick, The Devil Below, which stars Will Patton, Alicia Sanz, and Adan Canto. It follows a group of young scientists looking for a lost Appalachian mining town that’s faded into obscurity since its fabled burning decades earlier. After a car chase, the group hops an electrified fence and finds the remnants of the town. The group quickly realizes they’re not alone and that their ghoulish new company isn’t of the human species.
This is a movie that I found one day while scrolling through good ol’ Netflix during the COVID lockdown. I was immediately intrigued twofold because I am a fan of Will Patton’s work and because I love stories about the Appalachian Mountains, which I vacation in a lot. I often find myself camped out among the crooked pines and towering oaks of George Washington National Forest wondering what the subject matter would be if those mountains could speak, the horrors they’ve surely witnessed, the life that they support, as well as everything in between.
So, when I realized The Devil Below was a tale of an evil, subterranean species in the Appalachians, I was excited. I wasn’t disappointed either; this movie wasn’t a perfect one, but I enjoyed it. Angry mobs are cool, expeditions into abandoned mines are cool, the movie was cool. However, I do feel that if I wasn’t predisposed to like Will Patton and the Appalachians, this movie probably wouldn’t be on my list. But I am, and it is. It’s worth a watch.
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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in November 2024
Shudder knows the holiday season is hard, so they are coming out of the gates swinging. Who has time to fight with their family when there are days of new creepy content to watch this winter? Whether you are finishing the latest season of The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula, or checking out the five new Shudder Originals and Exclusives, that is just the tip of the iceberg for this beloved streamer. They are adding tons of throwback films, deep cuts, and international horror that I need in front of my eyeballs posthaste. Check out my top five picks below and know there is way more where they come from.
Shudder knows the holiday season is hard, so they are coming out of the gates swinging. Who has time to fight with their family when there are days of new creepy content to watch this winter? Whether you are finishing the latest season of The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula, or checking out the five new Shudder Originals and Exclusives, that is just the tip of the iceberg for this beloved streamer. They are adding tons of throwback films, deep cuts, and international horror that I need in front of my eyeballs posthaste. Check out my top five picks below and know there is way more where they come from.
The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month
The Creep Tapes (Shudder Original Series)
The Creep Tapes will continue giving us glimpses into the mind of a serial killer who lures videographers to their doom with the promise of a paid job. Creep is one of the few found-footage franchises that I am obsessed with. Like many people, I had hoped Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice would give us another movie. So, I was pleasantly surprised they decided to make a series instead. Not only will we have the honor of seeing Duplass get weird weekly, but I also recently discovered that Josh Ruben will be in the building for at least one episode. My expectations are through the roof, but I think these weirdos (complimentary) will meet and surpass them.
You can watch The Creep Tapes starting on November 15th. New episodes will stream every Friday until the December 13th season finale.
Doc of Chucky (Shudder Original Film)
This Shudder Original is marketed as the ultimate account of the Child’s Play franchise. It charts the journey from humble beginnings to becoming the world’s most beloved killer doll. I am a Chucky stan account. So, I will run toward any documentary about Charles Lee Ray. However, this one is well-timed because Chucky was recently unjustly canceled after three killer seasons. Shudder is also adding all but the first film in the Child’s Play /Chucky franchise this month to mark the occasion. The streamer also has all three seasons of the show, which was the best horror series of the millennium. So, when we finish watching the documentary, we still have days of Chucky content in one place.
You can watch Doc of Chucky on November 1st.
Rita (Shudder Original Film)
13-year-old Rita flees a neglectful home and lands in a state-run orphanage. Her appearance gives the other girls hope as they believe it is a sign of a prophecy coming true, and they begin to plan their escape from their oppressive environment. This Shudder original is a fantasy film based on a tragic true story of brave orphans whose fight for survival led to a nationwide outcry for justice and reform. I expect to cry a lot while watching Rita. The holiday season is the appropriate time to do that, so the timing is immaculate. I also expect to fall into a research rabbit hole after watching because I am unfamiliar with this story.
You can watch Rita on November 22nd.
Tokyo Gore Police (2008)
A young woman in a privatized police force searched for her father’s killer while combating mutants. This movie came out in 2008, and I still have not seen it. So, I am grateful Shudder is allowing me to fix this oversight. It feels like Tokyo Gore Police will change my life and become my new personality. I am already rooting for this woman who is about to kick mutant ass in a futuristic Tokyo. Also, the fact that the trailer flags it as inappropriate and forces you to consent to watching it confirms this is about to be a moment. I cannot wait to check it out and stop being left out of the conversations.
You can watch Tokyo Gore Police on November 4th.
Tragedy Girls (2017)
Two death-obsessed teens decide to drum up content for their online show by murdering people and sending their small town into a frenzy. Tragedy Girls is one of the best horror comedies that has ever happened to me. What other movie has Alexandra Shipp, Brianna Hildebrand, Josh Hutcherson, Craig Robinson, Kevin Durand, and Jack Quaid on the cast list? I am still upset the rumored series fell through because I needed more time with the girls. This movie is one of the funniest, coolest, and most delightful slashers I have ever seen. It also holds a special place in my heart because I am forever begging for more Black girl slashers!
You can watch Tragedy Girls on November 4th.
Shoutout to Shudder for giving us a reason to be thankful this November! I plan to live on the streamer this month and soak up all the deadly fun. If my top five picks are not enough proof that you need to park it on the app, open Shudder and see the horrific wonderland for yourself.
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The Paranormal Activity Franchise, Ranked
The iconic Paranormal Activity franchise began as a low-budget exploration of the Very Bad Thing that happened to Katie (Katie Featherston) and her asshole boyfriend Micah (Micah Sloat) over the course of a couple nights in their San Diego home, where they are being haunted by a demonic presence. However, after setting the world on fire both in terms of its reputation as a terrifying motion picture and a return on investment, the original 2007 found footage movie quickly expanded into a sprawling franchise that now includes multiple members of Katie’s extended family, more than half a dozen movies of varying quality, and a timeline that even Christopher Nolan would say was too complicated.
The iconic Paranormal Activity franchise began as a low-budget exploration of the Very Bad Thing that happened to Katie (Katie Featherston) and her asshole boyfriend Micah (Micah Sloat) over the course of a couple nights in their San Diego home, where they are being haunted by a demonic presence. However, after setting the world on fire both in terms of its reputation as a terrifying motion picture and a return on investment, the original 2007 found footage movie quickly expanded into a sprawling franchise that now includes multiple members of Katie’s extended family, more than half a dozen movies of varying quality, and a timeline that even Christopher Nolan would say was too complicated.
Need a primer on the lore behind the Paranormal Activity franchise? Check out our HORROR 101 article here!
The Entire Paranormal Activity Franchise Ranked
How varying is that quality, you ask? Well I’m glad you spoke up, because I happen to have the ultimate, definitive ranking of the franchise prepared for you right here, so why don’t we take a look…
#7 Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
It’s hard enough for an installment to be a six-years-later, direct-to-streaming, continuity-light movie in a deeply interconnected franchise that used to have entries hit theaters like clockwork. Unfortunately, this movie made it even harder on itself by spitting on its own found footage conceit at every turn, haphazardly cutting to different, impossible camera angles and frequently incorporating non-diegetic music that breaks the reality of the franchise at every possible turn.
#6 Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)
For six years, The Ghost Dimension stood as the purest example of how to misunderstand what to do with the Paranormal Activity franchise before Next of Kin came and ate its lunch. It largely ignores the franchise’s established characters and storylines in favor of nonsensical world-building slathered in a 3D gimmick that doesn’t work even a bit. However, it is set at Christmas, which does give it a little bump over Next of Kin, because one thing that almost every horror fan seems to be hard-wired to appreciate is a movie that can be used as subversive seasonal viewing.
#5 Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)
Paranormal Activity 4 is goofy. The front-and-center use of an XBOX Kinect camera dates the movie something fierce, even more than the installments that are explicit period pieces. While it is the last of the “pure” Paranormal Activity movies, it ultimately suffers from severely diminishing returns and doesn’t seem to have an idea of how to continue the ongoing story of the franchise in a satisfying way, or one that makes all that much sense.
#4 Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
While this is hardly an issue more than a decade after the fact, Paranormal Activity 3 is a case study in how disappointing a movie can be when all the good parts from the trailer end up on the cutting room floor before the finished product actually hits theaters. This installment is the hardest to objectively rank. The oscillating fan camera provides one of the best scare sequences in the franchise, certainly. However, the fact that the movie has so many conspicuously pulled punches should still count against it, and the finale sets up a narrative throughline that, while promising, never really pans out in a satisfying way in future installments.
#3 Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)
The Marked Ones is proof positive that focusing on characters who aren’t related to Katie can indeed work out, if you can actually find something unique to do with them. It has a similar structure to the franchise outing Curse of Chucky, actively eschewing continuity until it reveals that it is very much in continuity, to the delight of many fans. However, with or without the franchise connections, the movie is a jack-in-the-box thrill ride filled with engaging characters that puts a unique spin on the franchise’s core premise and shakes some of the doldrums out of a series that was already showing its age at that point in its run.
#2 Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
Paranormal Activity 2 is the platonic ideal of a Paranormal Activity sequel. It ups the ante considerably. More people in the house, more cameras, higher stakes (there’s a baby in peril). However, it still takes its time and utilizes the original movie’s patented slow, slow burn, not overindulging the audience with whiz-bang effects. It still primarily lets your imagination fill in the gaps of what’s going on in the lurking shadows of this suburban home.
#1 Paranormal Activity (2007)
Look, there’s a reason this movie made more money than a gym membership office on New Year’s Day. It’s extraordinarily effective at every single thing that it’s doing, from the small stuff, like presenting you with a believable suburban couple, to the big stuff, like setting Ouija boards aflame and chucking bodies through the air as you watch a series of seemingly minor unsettling happenings rip that couple apart before your very eyes. The movie is the ultimate home invasion, not only violating the ways we are supposed to feel safe in our own homes, but causing the very laws of physics, logic, and human behavior that govern that safe space to betray us.