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The Penis of a Madman: Ranking the Dong Shots in ‘Creep’
Fans of The League were caught off guard when indie darling Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice shocked audiences with Creep in 2014. While Duplass was no stranger to horror, his mass appeal from The League skyrocketed his gorgeous mug into the hearts of primetime television. Mark Duplass and his brother Jay tantalized horror fans with his meta and absurd Sundance-premiering film Baghead. Four years later, Mark Duplass would be back at Sundance as a writer for his wife’s second film with Black Rock.
A Stellar Track Record with a Surprise Follow-Up
Just two years after Black Rock, Mark Duplass would take SXSW by storm with his genre-bending, thought-provoking, all-around madness-filled found footage flick Creep. Creep would immediately click with genre fans, spawning one of horror’s favorite masked maniacs: Peachfuzz. What really came as a surprise to audiences was Duplass’ commitment to the character of Josef/Aaron as well as his passion for [non-assaultingly] showing his dick.
On June 3, 2024, Mark Duplass tweeted “Big Announcement tmrw [sic] (Tuesday) 11 am on TikTok @duplassmark.” A good portion of his fan base wondered if that meant a new season/movie of The League was coming out, while the other portion of his fans knew what that meant…The possibility of a third installment of Creep. Well, we are happy to confirmthat Mark Duplass announced a Creep TV series is coming soon!
In honor of this joyous news, we decided to look back at Josef’s jovial junk and rank every time Mark Duplass served us dong in the Creep films.
Ranking the Full Frontal Scenes in the Creep Franchise
2. Creep 2 (2017)
Since there are only two Creep films, it was a 50/50 shot of which one would get second place. Ranking these films as films would be a much harder topic of discussion, but ranking these films by dong shots is much easier and way more fun.
Body positivity in horror is something fans have struggled with for quite a long time. Gone are the days of 70s and 80s cinema where coke-fuelled 20-somethings play rail-thin teenagers with their breasts out and imprints of their dong bulging from their short shorts, but due to the shock of full frontal in the first film, it came as less of a surprise and has cemented itself as a visual mainstay in the franchise. As someone who struggles with body positivity, seeing someone like Mark Duplass be comfortable enough to literally bare it all is a beautiful sight.
And seeing that low-hanging fruit is also a beautiful sight.
1. Creep (2014)
It’s really impossible not to give Creep the golden trophy for dong shots because this is the film that started it all. When Duplass dangles that hulking hunk of meat without a care in the world, it shows audiences that they are in for quite a few surprises. This shot came out of nowhere, like an axe to the back of the head. In a genre overstuffed with female nudity, it’s refreshing to finally see a dick! If Peachfuzz and the overwhelming sense of dread don’t cement Creep as one of the most impressive and inspiring found footage films of all time, then the dong shot certainly will.
Given the announcement that Creep will be making its way to our TVs, we have to ask, will that limit the amount of full-frontal nudity in the franchise?
Either way, stay tuned for more Creep news, you can bet your taint we’ll keep our eyes PEELED for it.
Movies
The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in April 2026
Shudder is still being coy about its Halfway to Halloween programming. Which means none of us know the full April line-up yet. However, that is not going to stop me from telling you what to watch on the app. I have taken it upon myself to list five of my favorite movies on the streamer. These are movies I have not had the chance to gush about, as they are not new. Most of the five titles are Shudder Exclusives and/or Originals that are the reason I committed to the app. So, if we have similar tastes in films, you might dig some of these gems almost as much as I do. Get ready to laugh, cry, and sleep with the lights on because I have curated a very weird list of bangers you can stream now.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
A Jane Doe is rolled into a coroner’s office, where he and his son soon learn there is more to this murder victim than meets the eye. The Autopsy of Jane Doe is one of the scariest movies I have seen in my adult life. It is suspenseful, wicked, quiet, and unassuming. This witch is serving mystery, immaculate vibes, and the kind of chills we never get anymore. While I usually praise the acting when gushing about this creepy banger, it is the unsettling atmosphere that truly sends me to hell each watch. Do yourself a favor and hit play on Jane Doe this month while she is on Shudder. You’ve earned a nice waking nightmare, and this is the girl. Also, can Emile Hirsch please do more horror because he’s so damn good in this?
Scare Me (2020)
Two strangers tell each other stories in a secluded cabin during a power outage. Scare Me is one of the main reasons I started getting the yearly Shudder subscription. I describe it as a weird feminist love letter to theatre kids because it hit all of those parts of my brain. It is a clever way to pull off an indie anthology and was surprisingly laugh-out-loud funny. Also, Aya Cash wears an iconic sweater in this movie that will become your new personality. I love Werewolves Within and Heart Eyes. However, I am always telling the Josh Ruben stans they need to check out this gem. Scare Me is for the nerds like me and you (I am assuming if you’re reading all of this).
The Dark and The Wicked (2020)
Two adult siblings head to their family’s secluded farmhouse because their father is dying. They soon discover their father’s impending death is the least of their worries when something evil begins tormenting them. Bryan Bertino screws with the rhythm of the scares, which amps up the creepiness of this terrifying tale. This movie also introduced most of us to Marin Ireland who is becoming a horror staple these days. This movie is a moment for so many reasons and I hope you remember to watch it with the lights off. Shudder fully snapped when they added The Dark and The Wicked to their library. There are so many disturbing moments that live rent-free in my brain, and I guess I am welcome.
Satan’s Slaves (2017)
Death is just the beginning for one mother. This Joko Anwar remake is one of the most chaotic things on Shudder. It is haunting, cool, and messy in the best ways. I take advantage of this movie and Satan’s Slaves 2: Communion being on the app and watch them back to back every year. If you somehow missed the Anwar fan wagon, you will want to have someone save you a seat for after you watch these movies. Satan’s Slaves is serving fucked up families, fuck them kids, and demons. What more could we possibly ask for in our cinema? I personally am still hoping we will get a third entry because I love this world so much.
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)
A girl joins a group of street children after her mother disappears. Issa Lopez’s tragic tale is beautiful, upsetting, and so human it hurts. She wove magical realism and social commentary into what was the first Shudder film to make me cry. I was in no way ready for this devastating emotional journey, and I cannot recommend this title enough. Tigers Are Not Afraid introduced me to Lopez’s work and what a damn good way to get to know her as an artist. Brace yourselves for some crying, and thank me later.
Those are five of my favorite movies that happen to be on Shudder. They are all over the place, but excel in their lanes. They each remain some of my favorite titles on the beloved streamer, and I do not see that changing soon. Let us know your five favorite movies on Shudder in the comments.
Movies
The Best Horror You Can Stream on Netflix in April 2026
Netflix heard it was spring and broke out the good stuff. They are helping us throw off that winter sadness and get into that death business. Suns out, guns out…or however that saying goes. To be fair, the lineup has been pretty packed lately, which has resulted in a bottleneck in my Netflix queue. Admittedly, that is my favorite of all of my problems I have at the moment. But still, I must push forward because there is so much to catch up on. This is why most of my picks this month are titles that also have homework for me. Some are international, some are horror, and some are gangsters serving face. However, I am excited for each of them and so ready to tell you why I think they are the best bets this month.
So, hop into my mind palace and see what five Netflix goodies I am checking out this April.
The Best Movies to Stream on Netflix This Month
Death Whisperer (2023)
A man returns to his hometown and discovers his sister is suffering from a bizarre illness. This sounds like a possession film to me, and I am finally hitting play. I looked up one day and realized there were three of these films on Netflix. I am not a huge fan of franchises, but I know how most streamers treat films from Thailand. So, this one getting a whole trilogy seems like something I can get involved with. It is also set in 1972 and based on a novel, so the horror vibes will be immaculate. I also found out this was the first Thai movie to be shown in IMAX, and that is a very cool fact. Hopefully, it is as good as I need it to be.
The Green Knight (2021)
A24 adapted Sir Gawain and the Green Knight with Dev Patel. That is all I need to know to get me to sit at this knight’s round table. It is described as a dark fantasy, and I cannot believe I missed this when it came out. I am adding this to the list of things the pandemic took from me as I hit play. I might even have to watch this a couple of times…for research. Is that research looking at Dev Patel and bullying more friends into watching Monkey Man? Who can say?
Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man (2026)
Tommy Shelby (Cillian Murphy) is pulled back into the life he left behind to end it one way or the other. I am using this movie arriving on Netflix to force me to finally finish this binge that I keep pausing. I do not enjoy being the last person to finish Peaky Blinders. So, I know I would hate not being one of the first people to hit play when it hits the streamers. Aside from thirsting over Murphy, this movie looks sick. It also gives my couch potato heart the promise of closure that I am not sure the show had the chance to give to fans who watched it in real time. So, this is one of those times being late works in my favor. Sorry to everyone who had to wait an eternity for this while I just hop into the express lane.
Re/Member: The Last Night (2025)
Six high school students are forced to break a curse in order to escape a deadly time loop. Re/Member has been on my list since it landed on Netflix. It is a Japanese horror based on a popular manga about kids dying in a time loop. So, all those words lead me to believe this is my kind of party. However, I never got around to it and am so ashamed. Which is why I’m double-focusing on both movies this month. I hope they give me nightmares because that is the only way I will learn my lesson. I also just really miss horror movies that are actually scary.
That Night (2026)
A single mother gets entangled with a murder, and her sister’s attempts to help backfire. This limited series is a Spanish Netflix Original, and it looks fun. Listen! I also firmly believe in supporting women in crime, and I get the impression this group will commit at least a couple of crimes. I am ready for some murder, secrets, drama, and thrills! This winter was rough and I want to feel alive this April. I am hoping that this might be the binge to do it. Wish me luck and I will see you on the other side!
I know it is no surprise that I will be avoiding the outdoors this month. However, I appreciate Netflix for making it easy for me. Why would I go anywhere when I have these titles at home? Thanks for reading my thoughts on all these things I hope I like. Feel free to let us know what you’re watching this month in the comments.


