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HORROR 101: Godzilla, Kaiju and the Monsterverse Explained!
Welcome, welcome to Monster MAYhem, everybody! Please find your seats and make sure you have a snack handy. We’re here to discuss the Godzilla franchise today, so you’ll need your strength. There simply is not enough time to go into detail about every one of these 38 (and counting) titles, but I will attempt to give you a thorough overview of the franchise as a whole, where it came from, how it’s shaped, and who did all that shaping anyway. Let’s dive in! Skree-onk.
A Crash Course on Everything Godzilla
What is Godzilla?
Where to even begin? Godzilla (his Japanese name is more accurately Romanized as Gojira) is an iconic figure of Japanese cinema. Although his canonical origin shifts depending on the movie, Godzilla is a massive, ancient undersea creature who looks like an enormous reptilian dinosaur. In addition to being radioactive and a real big boy, he has the power to shoot flaming “atomic breath” from his mouth.
He made his debut in the 1954 horror movie Godzilla (which, until recent years, was only officially available in English via an Americanized recut titled Godzilla, King of the Monsters! featuring footage of future Perry Mason star Raymond Burr shoehorned in to make it look like he was interacting with the original Japanese stars). It followed Godzilla emerging from the water to rampage across mainland Japan after being awakened by nearby nuclear testing.
Although the American recut was stripped of a great deal of its potent metaphorical power, the original film is a harrowing watch, bringing to the screen all the anxieties and fears of Japan in the wake of the nuclear bomb. The movie combined the basic plot of the 1953 Ray Harryhausen monster movie The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms with the horrors of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki blasts and the even more recent radiation poisoning suffered by the crew of the Japanese fishing boat Lucky Dragon 5, which had drifted close to the Bikini Atoll testing site.
Because it turns out audiences love catharsis, Godzilla was a smash hit and kicked off a boom in the Japanese kaiju movie market (or “giant monster” movie). If this seems strange, just think about how many people rented Contagion at the beginning of the pandemic lockdowns in 2020. Many of these kaiju movies were created by Toho Co., Ltd, the company behind the 1954 movie and all of its Japanese sequels.
Over the years, the nature of Godzilla shifted considerably. Sometimes he was a metaphor for unstoppable chaos and destruction, either political or scientific. However, like many horror movie villains with a franchise on their hands, he eventually became the protagonist, helping save Japan from other giant monster threats. He even found a home in the 1960s and 1970s, residing more or less peacefully alongside other kaiju on Monster Island. Ultimately, whatever tone or shape he took, one constant remained. Godzilla has been consistently popular for longer than nearly any of us on Earth has been alive, and over the past seven decades his franchise has continued to expand in size to match his own enormous bulk.
Key Godzilla Filmmakers & Cast Members
Godzilla couldn’t exist without the humans he crushes underfoot, and here are some of the most important people that were instrumental in bringing him to life.
Honda Ishirō (1911-1993): The director of the original Godzilla and seven of its sequels who shepherded the kaiju through the most important tones and phases of his early era.
Ifukube Akira (1914-2006): The composer of the first movie and many of its sequels, who provided the iconic military march score that elevates even the silliest Godzilla movies to mythic proportions whenever the needle drops on one of his key themes.
Fukuda Jun (1923-2000): The director of five Godzilla movies who was a key influence in the monster becoming a kiddie matinee icon in his silver age.
Tsubaraya Eiji (1901-1970): The special effects wizard who brought Godzilla to life in 1954, Tsubaraya was a leading light of kaiju cinema until his death, at which point he had ushered more than 20 early Japanese monster movies to the screen.
Sahara Kenji (1932-): After playing a small unnamed role in the 1954 Godzilla and appearing in several other Toho kaiju movies, Sahara appeared as various characters in a dozen more Godzilla installments, eventually becoming the actor who has appeared in the most movies in the franchise.
Nakajima Haruo (1929-2017): The suit actor who portrayed Godzilla in the original movie and the subsequent 11 sequels, Nakajima also portrayed various monsters in other kaiju movies including Space Amoeba and The War of the Gargantuas.
Key Godzilla Allies & Enemies
Godzilla fought against and alongside many kaiju throughout his illustrious career. Here are a few of the ones that you’re going to encounter the most.
Mothra
Mothra was introduced in her own solo movie in 1961 before being brought into the orbit of Godzilla, and later had her own solo trilogy in the 1990s. One of the only canonically female kaiju, Mothra is a giant moth who defends her remote island home. Mothra does fight Godzilla from time to time, but once Godzilla becomes a friend to humanity, she largely stands with him against other monsters. Mothra is commonly accompanied by the Shobijin, tiny twin priestess fairies who spread her message. Mothra also frequently appears in her larval state, which I wish she didn’t, because her larval state always looks like a turd with a butthole for a mouth that shoots silly string.
King Ghidorah
A giant three-headed dragon from space. While Godzilla had complicated relationships with other monsters, sometimes fighting with them, sometimes fighting alongside them, Ghidorah is basically always a villain. And a super cool one, at that. He’s basically the Blofeld to Godzilla’s James Bond.Mechagodzilla
Mechagodzilla
A robotic version of Godzilla, sometimes depicted as a weapon designed to defend Japan from Godzilla, sometimes just pure evil. Look, the Godzilla franchise existed in Japan in the 1970s, mechas were going to have to be involved somehow. It was the law.
Rodan
Another monster who was previously introduced in his own movie, Rodan is a radioactive pteranodon. Honestly, he’s not that interesting to me. He mostly just flies around in a way that makes it seem like some P.A. just out of sight has thrown him like a paper airplane. But he’s one of Godzilla’s first and most frequent allies, so let’s not give him short shrift.
Anguirus
Anguirus is this weird spiky armadillo-type guy who fights with Godzilla in the second movie, but mostly shows up as an ally in future movies to help him fight other monsters. I think he’s an attempt to mimic the other monsters seen on Skull Island in King Kong. He’s never made that much of an impression on me either, but he shows up a hell of a lot, so somebody out there liked him. And he was also the first other kaiju that Godzilla ever fought onscreen. Their tussle is somewhat incidental, and not exactly the main crux of the movie, but it was a portent of much bigger things to come.
Baragon
If you haven’t seen this behind-the-scenes clip of Baragon, you must. A red, horned monster with big flappy ears, Baragon was introduced in Honda Ishirō’s unrelated 1965 movie Frankenstein vs. Baragon. He doesn’t appear in too many proper Godzilla movies, but of the extraneous Toho kaiju that were ported in for various adventures throughout the franchise, he’s the most adorable. Unfortunately, in his crowning moment, an attack on the Arc du Triomphe, his suit was damaged and he was replaced by the bland dino-creature Gorosaurus. But his lost epic moment still lives forever in our hearts.
Godzilla’s Shōwa Era (1954-1975)
So named because every movie in this original era came out during the reign of Japan’s Emperor Hirohito, posthumously known as Emperor Shōwa. He reigned for a long time, and so did Godzilla. The Shōwa era was the most important in developing what we’ve come to know as a Japanese Godzilla movie, in every possible form. Although it started with the full-tilt nuclear fear horror of Godzilla and its first sequel, the franchise eventually tipped into kiddie matinee adventure storytelling the further into the 1960s and 1970s it got.
Godzilla (1954, dir. Honda Ishirō)
You know it, you love it, you want more of it. Or at least, let’s hope you do. We’ve got a lot of ground to cover.
Godzilla Raids Again (1955, dir. Oda Motoyoshi) – featuring Anguirus
This thrown-together sequel came out a mind-boggling five months after the original and immediately threatened to capsize the burgeoning franchise. Although I would argue that it’s a pretty solid siege picture in its own right, it seems that people at the time found that it had diminishing returns, and there wasn’t another Godzilla movie produced for nine years. This might have sunk the franchise if not for Honda’s diligent work keeping the torch burning by directing many more iconic kaiju movies in the meantime featuring monsters that would later join the broader franchise in a big bad way, particularly 1956’s Rodan and 1961’s Mothra.
King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962, dir. Honda Ishirō) – featuring King Kong
This is kind of a wet fart of a movie, attempting to graft a Japanese salaryman comedy (a subgenre focusing on wacky businesspeople that was huge at the time) onto a kaiju movie. In an attempt to sweeten the pot, they also threw the American monster King Kong in there. The results are very threadbare and goofy, though charming.
Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964, dir. Honda Ishirō) – featuring Mothra
Another, better, attempt at a crossover, this time with a homegrown Japanese monster. Honda is back to making slightly more serious Godzilla movies as well.
Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964, dir. Honda Ishirō) – featuring King Ghidorah, Mothra, & Rodan
The seeds of what is to come are truly planted here. While Honda is taking Ghidorah seriously as a threat in his debut appearance, there are some silly moments strewn throughout (most notably Godzilla and Rodan playing volleyball with a boulder). This is also one of the earliest moments where Godzilla is positioned as a defender of Earth rather than an out-and-out destroyer. Though there’s also plenty of destroying going on.
Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965, dir. Honda Ishirō) – featuring King Ghidorah & Rodan
OK, now this one is just kooky. Godzilla is taken to another planet and at one point does a happy victory dance. He’s definitely not the animus of 1950s nuclear fears anymore.
Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (1966, dir. Fukuda Jun) – featuring Ebirah & Mothra
If you thought Astro-Monster was kooky, just you wait. In this movie, a 1960s beach movie is grafted onto a Godzilla movie with a colorful James Bond-esque secret lair on an island that is being besieged by a giant sea monster. Fukuda shows some signs of interest in epic monster mayhem like the scene where Ebirah’s claw emerges from the waves next to a bobbing ship. But for the most part, it’s just goofy fun. Oh, and there’s more kaiju volleyball.
Son of Godzilla (1967, dir. Fukuda Jun) – featuring Minilla, Kumonga, Kamacuras
This one is definitely for the kids, introducing Godzilla’s titular son Minilla to the world. Like all the cheapest Godzilla movies, it takes place on an island where the monsters can run around without fear of running into anything so pesky and expensive as a model of a city that they can smash.
Mini Monster Profile: Minilla
Godzilla’s ugly little baby boy. Nobody knows how he was born, so don’t ask. You either love him or you hate him, but most people hate him.
Destroy All Monsters (1968, dir. Honda Ishirō) – featuring King Ghidorah, Rodan, Mothra, Anguirus, Minilla, Kumonga, Manda, Gorosaurus, Baragon, & Varan
This movie is the most direct counterargument to Marvel’s claim that Avengers: Endgame was the most ambitious cinematic crossover event ever attempted. Some monsters had to be ported in from unrelated Toho properties and never really found a place in the overarching Godzilla franchise later on, but seeing so many kaiju together under the direction of Honda is pure movie magic.
All Monsters Attack (1969, dir. Honda Ishirō) – featuring Minilla & Gabara
And Godzilla enters his stock footage era. This is basically a sitcom clip show episode with an anti-bullying storyline grafted onto it. No future Godzilla movies would be quite this craven and cheap, but get used to seeing a clip of a monster fight and saying, “wait, that seems familiar…”
Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971, dir. Banno Yoshimitsu) – featuring Hedorah
The 1970s have arrived, and this movie will remind you of that fact over and over again. It’s a psychedelic trip where Godzilla fights a smog monster and you get to learn about the perils of pollution while staring at scenes that look like they were shot through a lava lamp.
Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972, dir. Fukuda Jun) – featuring Gigan, King Ghidorah, & Anguirus
We’re now firmly in the “vs.” period, where each new movie came up with a new monster to throw at Godzilla for a full-tilt WWE smackdown. Typically, these movies involve a monster rampaging, Godzilla crankily swimming over from Monster Island to get it to stop, and then Godzilla swimming back off into the sunset at the end while a child shouts “sayonara!” from a cliffside.
Mini Monster Profile: Gigan
Gigan is a cyborg space dinosaur. Gigan has a buzz saw for a tummy. Gigan is my favorite.
Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973, dir. Fukuda Jun) – featuring Megalon, Jet Jaguar, Gigan, & Anguirus
In addition to Godzilla vs. Megalon being notably gay, this entry is yet another late-period Godzilla movie to feature a child protagonist, cementing the franchise’s transition into kiddie matinee fare. Gigan only returns so they can include stock footage from the previous movie and use those shots to beef up a 2-on-2 fight.
Mini Monster Profile: Jet Jaguar
Jet Jaguar, the pure-of-heart mecha who helps out Godzilla, was designed by a child who won a contest. A child who was clearly obsessed with Ultraman, because Jet Jaguar looks like you melted an Ultraman toy in the microwave. Look at his weird pointy head and horrifying rictus grin. He’s so ugly. I love him.
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974, dir. Fukuda Jun) – Mechagodzilla, King Shisa/King Caesar, & Anguirus
I guess Fukuda eventually realized that a mecha version of Godzilla would be way cooler to look at than Jet Jaguar, whose terrifying visage makes people want to piss their pants and then someone else’s pants for good measure.
Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975, dir. Honda Ishirō) – Mechagodzilla 2 & Titanosaurus
Honda’s final outing in the franchise leans into its goofier side, but his return does bring a nice bit of class to the last gasp of the waning Shōwa era.
Godzilla’s Heisei Era (1984-1995)
So named because all but the first movie came out during the reign of Japan’s Emperor Akihito, itself called the Heisei era. The Heisei era is notable for featuring the strictest continuity of any Japanese branch of the franchise before or since.
The Return of Godzilla (1984, dir. Hashimoto Kōji)
This is both the “gritty reboot” and “legacy sequel” of the Godzilla franchise. Like many movies in the franchise to come, it strips away all the loose, frequently contradictory continuity of the Shōwa era and positions itself as a direct sequel to the original movie. It also brings the tone back to awestruck horror, telling a similar story to the original, but with updated effects (though I’ll remind you that “updated” doesn’t always mean “better”).
Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989, dir. Ōmori Kazuki) – featuring Biollante
The movie that introduces the psychic Saegusa Miki (Odaka Megumi), who will become a constant through the end of the Heisei era and the longest-running human character of the franchise.
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991, dir. Ōmori Kazuki) – featuring King Ghidorah, Mecha-Ghidorah, & The Dorats
This movie is a delightful hodgepodge of early 1990s science fiction tropes featuring a Terminator-esque android, time travel back to World War II, and the formidable Mecha-Ghidorah.
Mini Monster Profile: The Dorats
These are the monsters who eventually mutate into King Ghidorah, which isn’t very nice of them frankly, but aren’t they precious? I just wanna pinch their little cheeks.
Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992, dir. Ōkawara Takao) – featuring Mothra & Battra
This one goes more Indiana Jones than Terminator, but showcases how much more the entries in this era were influenced by Western filmmakingGodzilla vs.
Mechagodzilla II (1993, dir. Ōkawara Takao) – featuring Mechagodzilla, Rodan, Baby Godzilla
This is the movie that introduced a redesigned version of Minilla, who would slowly grow up throughout the rest of the era.
Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla (1994, dir. Yamashita Kenshō) – featuring SpaceGodzilla, Mothra, & Little Godzilla
The filmmakers tried to spice up a typical Mechagodzilla-style plot, where the titular kaiju fights a dark mirror of himself, with mixed results.
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995, dir. Ōkawara Takao) – featuring Destoroyah & Godzilla Junior
SPOILER ALERT: Godzilla dies in this one. This movie very much knew that it was (quite literally) the end of an era, so it pulls out all the stops and leans in on emotion, horror, and all that good stuff that The Return of Godzilla promised and its sequels mostly didn’t deliver.
Mini Monster Profile: Destoroyah
Because they really wanted this franchise to come full circle, Destoroyah is a mutant created by the Oxygen Destroyer, the device that defeated the Godzilla all the way back in 1954.
Godzilla’s Millennium Era (1999-2004)
So named because… well, these movies came out during the turn of the millennium. Thrilling. After resurrecting Godzilla, they went hog-wild and threw continuity to the wind, generally ignoring everything but the 1954 Godzilla at every opportunity.
Godzilla 2000: Millennium (1999, dir. Ōkawara Takao) – featuring Orga, the Millennian
A conspicuous failure at doing for the franchise what Return did in 1984. This time, it’s Godzilla vs. an invading alien spaceship, and not very much happens for quite a long time.
Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (2000, dir. Tezuka Masaaki) – featuring Megaguirus
Though the era’s kickoff sputtered out, this one was able to hit the ground running with some full-tilt popcorn movie mayhem. And it was actually released in 2000, so there’s that. Let’s just pretend this was the beginning of this era.
Mini Monster Profile: Megaguirus
Although it’s super common for any monster to have mecha-, mega-, super-, or whatever appended to their name in a new form, this kaiju doesn’t actually have anything to do with Anguirus. Instead, she’s a kind of giant flying sewer insect thing. Think evil Mothra. That’s also pretty much what Battra is, but there are only so many monster ideas out there.
Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001, dir. Kaneko Shūsuke) – featuring King Ghidorah, Mothra, & Baragon
A big title for a big movie. This one unites some A-list monsters (and my buddy Baragon) in a big adventure with both mythic monster imagery and a somber attention to detail in how their rampaging affects the human world.
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002, dir. Tezuka Masaaki) – featuring Mechagodzilla
Mechagodzilla returns in the new millennium to kick off the second of the two duologies in which he has been featured thus far.
Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (2003, dir. Tezuka Masaaki) – featuring Mechagodzilla & Mothra
The only entry in this era that is a direct follow-up to the preceding movie.
Godzilla: Final Wars (2004, dir. Kitamura Ryūhei) – King Ghidorah, Zilla, Rodan, Mothra, Gigan, King Shisa, Anguirus, Minilla, Kumonga, Kamacuras, Manda, Hedorah, & Ebirah
An attempt to recreate the glory of Destroy All Monsters in the modern age by cramming as many kaiju into a single movie as possible (including “Zilla,” the American version of Godzilla, who is summarily destroyed). It’s amplified with a fast-paced modern sensibility that makes the experience of watching it feel like you’ve snorted Pixie Stick powder mixed with instant coffee. Mileage will vary.
Godzilla’s Reiwa Era (2016 – now)
So named because these movies came out (and are coming out) during the reign of Japan’s Emperor Naruhito, itself called the Reiwa era. So far, there haven’t been enough of these movies to really be able to tell what the basic shape of this era will be like, beyond the fact that Godzilla is presented via CGI rather than an actor in a suit. But between you and me, the future is looking bright!
Shin Godzilla (2016, dir. Anno Hideaki & Higuchi Shinji)
For the second and so far final time, Godzilla had been off the big screen in Japan for more than a decade, so he was due for a reboot. And what a fucking reboot he got. This movie, which draws inspiration from the Fukushima nuclear accident in 2011, follows bureaucrats trying desperately to figure out how to handle it (or at least make it somebody else’s problem) when a monster emerges from the ocean and rapidly evolves into a full-on Godzilla. Government impotence is paired with one of the most genuinely devastating Godzilla rampages you’ll ever see. The scene where he uses his atomic breath is genuinely beautiful and awe-inspiring, an up-close look at the cataclysmic scale of the monster’s terrifying power.
Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters, Godzilla: City on the Edge of Battle, & Godzilla: The Planet Eater (2017/2018, dir. Shizuno Kōbun & Seshita Hiroyuki) – featuring Kamacuras, Anguirus, Rodan, Mechagodzilla, King Ghidorah, & Mothra
A trilogy of animated science fiction features about human refugees returning to a monster-overrun Earth in the near future. An utter failure at capturing the potential of Godzilla in an animated medium, and that’s not even mentioning their choice to depict Ghidorah as basically an ethereal triple-stream of piss. The less said about these movies, the better.
Godzilla Minus One (2023, dir. Yamazaki Takashi)
If there’s a defining element of the live-action Reiwa era, it’s the willingness to throw continuity to the wind and build something exciting in its place. Just like Shin Godzilla, this movie exists in its own timeline, this time taking place before 1954 and presenting an alternate version of Godzilla’s first attack on Japan during the period immediately post-World War II while the country was recovering and attempting to grapple with the darker side of its national identity. You’ve probably seen this one. It made shit-ton of money. It won an Oscar. It’s also one of the only Godzilla movies where the human story actually matters even a little bit, and is successfully told on top of that.
Why Does Everyone Hate the 1998 Godzilla?
Meanwhile, over in America… During the brief hiatus between the Heisei and Millennium eras, Hollywood got their hands on the rights to the franchise and decided they could pour all their money into a blockbuster movie that proved they could do Godzilla better than the Japanese.
Reader, they couldn’t.
Roland Emmerich’s 1998 box office disappointment was an attempt to apply Godzilla to his disaster movie formula that made hits out of movies like his previous outing, Independence Day. However, while ushering that vision to the screen, he and his team made nothing but divisive decisions. Over the years, many have tried to get to the bottom of why this movie didn’t work. Maybe Matthew Broderick wasn’t the right movie star to anchor this kind of project. Maybe the Godzilla design shouldn’t have leaned so far into its lizardlike origins. Maybe more work should have been put into hiding the limitations of 1998 CGI.
The truth is, the problem is a little bit of everything. Godzilla 1998 is 18 different movies, some of which are good and some of which are bad. And almost none of which are a proper Godzilla movie, which really is the problem here.
Oh, and people were also mad that this version of Godzilla is canonically female, but that’s just silly. We do make a habit of applying gender to the big lug and his kaiju friends, but that’s just one of our many flaws as humans. Godzilla couldn’t give a shit about gender, the binary is just one of many things he crushes beneath his reptilian feet.
The Monsterverse Godzilla Explained
Godzilla has also been involved in this gnarled, misbegotten Hollywood situationship called the Monsterverse. Here are the titles from that franchise in which he has appeared:
Godzilla (2014, dir. Gareth Edwards) – featuring MUTOs
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019, dir. Michael Dougherty) – featuring King Ghidorah, Mothra, & Rodan
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021, dir. Adam Wingard) – featuring King Kong & Mechagodzilla
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters (2023, Apple TV+ show) – featuring King Kong and a bunch of assorted “Titans”
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024, dir. Adam Wingard) – featuring King Kong & Mothra
Though these movies have run alongside the Godzilla installments from the Reiwa era, they form an entirely distinct continuity separate from any Japanese movie.
Interestingly, as far as Godzilla himself goes, the Hollywood movies take kind of a middle line between the early and late periods of the Shōwa era. Godzilla is viewed as a force of nature with all the destructive, horrifying power that this entails. However, this is also a force of balance, so he fights other monsters in order to reset the world to the way it should be, with humanity being an incidental factor in all of that. It’s somewhere between the grandiose terror of 1954’s Godzilla and the “I came out of the ocean to tell you to quit it” vibe of the 1970s “vs.” entries.
The franchise also includes the movie Kong: Skull Island (2015) and the animated Netflix show Skull Island (2023). It’s an attempt to MCU-ify the Godzilla franchise that has at least worked better than the DCEU or the Dark Universe. But in the process, it has gotten itself bogged down in oodles and oodles of lore, something that the Japanese Godzilla movies tend to gleefully eschew, for good reason. If you’ve ever wanted to spend hours watching humans blather on about hollow earth theory and bioacoustics while sludgy grey CGI monsters wander around the screen occasionally, then do I have the franchise for you!
OK, I’m being mean. The 2014 Godzilla is quite satisfying, and Adam Wingard brings an eye-popping color palette to his entries. But overall, these movies prove again and again that Americans should be allowed nowhere near Godzilla movies. Whether his movies are full-tilt horror or kiddie adventure movies, Japanese Godzilla is fun. American Godzilla is just homework.
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8 Horror Movies That Are Red Flags When Dating Men
‘Tis February, and because of 2025’s Heart Eyes, we now celebrate Valentine’s Day. While many outlets are going to list romantic horror movies featuring the ultimate horror couples, we’re doing something different at Horror Press. We’re highlighting horror movie red flags. That way, you don’t waste your time this Hallmark season with duds who watch crap. These movies are grounds for automatic swipes to the left and leaving messages on read. Read this list to see the ultimate film filter to help you focus on more sustainable hookups, dates, and cuffing season partners.
8 Horror Movies That Are Dating Red Flags
A Serbian Film (2010)
An old pornstar agrees to do an art film only to discover it’s a snuff film. A Serbian Film is possibly the reddest of the red flags. The pedophilia and necrophilia make it a hard watch, so anyone who revisits it often should probably raise all your alarms. We try not to judge people, but this is definitely a title that will get you some bombastic side eye if you try to bring it to movie night. Would definitely not recommend spending the night after being shown this hellish title.
Any Eli Roth Movie
They’re all the same, and that’s why Eli Roth movies are the free space on this red flag bingo board. Whether it’s taking place in a cabin, a hostel, or during Thanksgiving, there is something inherently gross about a Roth film. I need a shower whenever some guy tries to convince me Roth has made any movies of note. Only people who want to be ghosted are suggesting these movies, and you should respect their wishes this February.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
A paranormal investigator looks into mysterious events that connect to his past. There is nothing nice to say about this Uwe Boll movie. It’s actually one of the few movies where I can’t even count on the design team when searching for compliments. While Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Dorff have the misfortune of being the faces we associate with this shit fest, I’m not even letting the colorist and craft service off for their parts in this dud. When we talk about how we all love an occasional bad movie, no one means this one. This makes Alone in the Dark a red flag and alerts you that someone might not have taste.
Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)
A 1988 prom queen race turns deadly when a killer begins slaying the candidates. Fear Street: Prom Queen is another huge red flag because it has no redeeming qualities. People who like this movie are being contrarians and should immediately lose the right to recommend movies. From the lack of energy to the unserious kills, there is no reason to swipe right on anyone pretending this movie is good. Save yourself some time and probably more ridiculously bad watches and shut it down immediately.
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
When a Fourth of July Prank goes wrong, someone dies, and their friend circle finds themselves stalked by a mysterious figure. No matter what we think of any other installment/iteration of this story, this one is the worst. This is not my franchise, but this steep decline in quality is not like the others. Anyone who likes this movie is a walking red flag and possibly the most chaotic individual you have ever met.
Men (2022)
A woman heads to the English countryside to work through trauma and discovers more horrors are awaiting her. Men should have been my last straw with Alex Garland. However, I am a damn fool and suffered through Civil War, too. Which is why I can confidently say most Garland films are a red flag for me, but Men specifically underscores all of my problems with his work. If someone likes this movie, I will need them to explain it to me like I am five years old.
Skinamarink (2022)
Two kids wake up in the middle of the night and find that all of their doors and windows are gone. Skinamarink is the embodiment of “Girl, What?” The grainy footage gives many people headaches, and too much time is dedicated to the ceiling. Listening to people suggest watching it in closets, under blankets, with headphones to fully “get it” is weird and extremely unsexy. Which is why the movie and the people forcing the mood onto it are all red flags. I don’t want to kink shame but if someone is that into ceilings then maybe we’re not a good match.
Red Christmas (2016)
A family Christmas Eve gathering is interrupted by a killer seeking revenge. I cannot think of a bigger red flag than an anti-choice Christmas movie. I like my horror to be on the correct side of feminism, and this mess feels gross from a distance. That’s why this Dee Wallace title is a huge red flag and a festive horror mood killer. I know people like to talk about the great kills in this movie, but I insist on not hooking up with guys who like this one. If for no other reason, it probably tells you where they land on Roe v. Wade and we do not have time for that.
So these are some horror red flags from our team to your group chats. Now you can’t say no one warned you about the Eli Roth filmbros, or A Serbian Film fanatics.
Happy hookups and potential dating now that you know what to be on the lookout for! Never forget that it’s okay to swipe left, force close the app, and watch better horror movies than the ones listed above.
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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Netflix in February
It’s still too cold to seriously consider going outside, so I am still in my couch potato era. Cozy, comfort, and Netflix are the three words people will hear me chanting under my breath this month. I also recently finished a group rewatch of Slasher: Solstice and have been looking at the other TV shows currently living on Netflix. Which is why I am looking for the warmth of my next quick binge. That’s right! I’m here with a few shows that could be taken down in one frosty February weekend. Most of them have been on my radar forever, and one of them I want to revisit because it screams lazy Stephen King Sunday. However, what I find most appealing about each of them is that I am guaranteed to lose at least a whole day if it’s a match made in hell.
Without further ado, here are the five titles I have my evil eye on this month. Check out my five Netflix picks for this February below! Happy binging to all my fellow couch potatoes!
The Best Movies to Stream on Netflix This Month
Archive 81 (2022)
An archivist finds himself reconstructing the work of a filmmaker and her investigation into a dangerous cult. I missed Archive 81, but have only heard good things about it. Which is why it’s weird it was cancelled after only one season, consisting of eight episodes. The popular show was created by Rebecca Sonnenshine and starred talent like Mamoudou Athie and Matt McGorry. So, I’m long overdue for this Netflix watch and am excited to finally see what all of the fuss is about.
Castle Rock (2018 – 2019)
A series set in the town of Castle Rock and inhabited by characters from some of Stephen King’s most infamous works. This is the only show on this streaming guide that I have already seen. However, it’s very cozy, and I want to go back in. While this divisive series wasn’t for everyone, it scratched my King itch better than most of his adaptations. Also, this cast was ridiculously stacked. Where else can you see André Holland, Melanie Lynskey, Bill Skarsgård, Jane Levy, Sissy Spacek, and Lizzy Caplan all play together? I will definitely be revisiting these twenty episodes that make up these two seasons of what the fuckery.
NOS4A2 (2019-2020)
An immortal who feeds on children is threatened by a young woman with a mysterious gift. This show has circled my list forever, and it’s high time I cross it off my list. I also need to know what Zachary Quinto and Ebon Moss-Bachrach were doing during this era of genre TV for research. I’m ready to run through these twenty episodes and report back on my findings. More importantly, I love to see a show with big “fuck them kids” energy. So, fingers crossed, he eats a few kids to keep me leaned in. I need this to be good for so many reasons.
Peaky Blinders (2013 – 2022)
A mob family in 1900s England sews razor blades in their caps and causes a ruckus. I am so ready to find out how this alleged crime drama collected so many horror fans. Is it just because it stars Cillian Murphy? Or is it very bloody and violent due to the razor blades being a key factor? Whatever the case, I’m excited to see all six seasons on Netflix. I plan to take these thirty-six episodes down like it is my job. I also cannot get over how lucky I have been to avoid all spoilers for the show, and I need to jump on it before someone ruins it for me already.
Reality Z (2020)
When a zombie apocalypse breaks out, a TV studio becomes a shelter for a small band of survivors in Rio de Janeiro. Because of the pandemic, I missed this Brazilian horror show. However, this seems like the kind of international gory zombie situation that I would like to make my new personality. I’m looking forward to seeing if these 10 episodes are one of the few reasons to keep talking to Netflix this year. Fingers crossed it is a scary good time, because we deserve some scares this February.
So, that’s where you can find me this February. Under a weighted blanket, in front of a TV, and eagerly taking advantage of the shows Netflix has collected. Let me know if any of these titles on my list will be your excuse to stay in this winter, too. Although, I am sure many of you will be revisiting your favorite Mike Flanagan Netflix Originals. Meanwhile, I am trying to get into some new (to me) stuff because the winter of our discontent is upon us. I plan to beat the winter of our discontent by being unreasonably comfortable and drowning in genre shows. I advise you to do the same because the weather outside is frightful and we have no place to go.









