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It Came From Streaming: Camp HORROR PRESS Edition
Rise and shine, goblins and ghoulies; it’s another horrendous day at Camp HORROR PRESS! Today, we figured you’d want a break from the daily struggle of enduring the summer heat while counting down until nightfall. Archery lessons with Counselor Voorhees – who so generously procured targets from the camp across the lake – and arts and crafts with Captain Spaulding and Baby Firefly are, unfortunately, canceled.
Instead, the day’s itinerary will have you padlocked inside the cool, damp walls of the estate for a horror movie marathon like no other. A selection of delicacies for you to munch, crunch, and guzzle will be suggested, and be sure to keep your wits about, as there are alternate routes along this macabre adventure. Strap in, campers, and when the credits roll, we hope to find that at least a few of you have taken a wrong turn or two – sorry, but we need some open spots for next week’s Out of Darkness retreat with Sidney Prescott.
*All streaming titles are as of this writing
Morning Smoothie
No matter the weather, it’s always Halloween at Camp Horror Press, and what better way to kick off the festivities than with a nutritious blended beverage? The Tropical “Candy Corn” Smoothie from Boulder Locavore will put some pep in your step after rising from the wrong side of the bed. Who knows, maybe it’ll even inject a sprig of life into some of the more dead-eyed delinquents around here. You’re all gonna need it!
Death Proof (2007), 1h 53m – streaming free on Tubi
Quentin Tarantino’s back half of the double-billed feature, Grindhouse, an homage to 1970s exploitation flicks and the sticky theaters that screened them, is a slow burn of hot cars and fast women. You’ll reflect on whatever you were up to in the woods last night after lights out as tension ramps up around the jukebox at a roadside dive stalked by the devilish Stuntman Mike (Kurt Russel). Before long, you’ll be Googling Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich and rooting for revenge as the action heads onto the open road and into the blinding sun. It’s the perfect film to start things off and get your blood pumping.
‘Gator Bait (1973), 1h 28m – streaming on Shudder
This literal exploitation flick from the 1970s takes a shallow dive into the swamps of Louisiana and makes you appreciate how much the world has changed for the better, no matter how dark things may sometimes seem. Cajun Queen Desiree Thibodeau (Claudia Jennings) is wrongfully accused of murder, but predators soon become prey as they seek Desiree out on her turf. It’s crude, lewd, and quite rude, yet while there are some uncomfortable depictions of non-consent as per the genre, that and the film’s violence remain surprisingly brief. Don’t worry about all those bayou boogers because soon we’ll be going for a refreshing swim.
Afternoon Grill
As they say in The Hills Have Eyes, it’s fun to play with your food. Monster Burgers from Belly Rumbles are easy and make deliciously cute #Summerween social media content. Remember to refrigerate your raw remains and leftovers for a special late-night treat we’ll get to later.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Infested Waters
Anaconda (1997), 1h 29m – streaming free on Tubi
Please read in the voice of Don LaFontaine, the movie trailer guy:
If you’re feeling a classic 90s adventure movie starring JLo, Ice Cube, and Owen Wilson set in the Amazon rainforest. If you want to see some gutsy gore that somehow made it into a PG-13 movie. If you don’t mind hearing Jon Voight impersonate Scarface while saying “anacondas” approximately two dozen times. Choose Anaconda.
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The Shallows (2016), 1h 26m – streaming free on Tubi
While monster movie #1 has a man-eating snake, this path in the proverbial fork has Sully the Seagull! A taut shark attack thriller starring the chronically underrated Blake Lively, these waters are gorgeous, and the film’s emotional editing will hit you like a rogue wave. It’s undoubtedly one of the better single-location nail-biters out there, and we’d much rather spend 86 minutes on the beach than buried in a box (hi, Ryan!).
Choosing between JLo or Lively for your aquatic adventure may be challenging, but you’ll always have Sully by your side.
Choose Your Own Adventure: A Sweaty ’05 Afternoon
The Devil’s Rejects (2005), 1h 50m – streaming for free Tubi and Pluto
We’re leaping out of hot water and into the oven, so there’s no need to reach for disinfectant or a towel. This road trip movie from Hell is objectively one of director Rob Zombie’s better outings. It’s wickedly sadistic and downright sassy, and everything about its production screams summer filth. So, if you’re curious about our resident Fireflies’ run-ins with the law between fleeing their House of 1000 Corpses and setting up camp at the Horror Press estate, think about putting on your best Lynyrd Skynyrd tee and joining in on the fun.
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The Skeleton Key (2005), 1h 44m – streaming on Starz
True Blood has been absent from our lives for far too long, but if you’d rather its steamy Southern Gothic supernatural drama vibes over Zombie’s unrelenting gore, Kate Hudson and Gena Rowlands have you covered. Miss Hudson – another criminally underestimated actress whose talents measure far beyond romcoms – leads the charge as a hospice nurse working in an old plantation house who can’t help but ignore the age-old “don’t go in there!” adage. It may not have the deft touch of a filmmaker like Jordan Peele at its helm, but we can’t help but imagine its subversive ending inspired Get Out at least a little bit.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Summer Horror Classic
We could easily tie you to a chaise lounge, press play on a more traditional lineup, and head back underground as you enjoy what are – rightfully so – undisputed champs of the genre. And while we don’t do things by the book here at Camp Horror Press, that doesn’t mean we will entirely ignore the season’s forefathers and newly celebrated hits.
Whether you’ve seen them a thousand times over, love the remake more, or missed out on a recent addition to the crew, now’s the time to get basic with a single summer horror classic to round out the middle of our marathon.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 / 2003), 1h 23m / 1h 38m
Jaws (1975), 2h 4m
The Hills Have Eyes (1977 / 2006), 1h 30m / 1h 47m
Piranha / 3D (1978 / 2010), 1h 33m / 1h 28m
Friday the 13th (1980), 1h 35m
The Burning (1981), 1h 31m
Sleepaway Camp (1983), 1h 24m
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997), 1h 40m
The Cabin in the Woods (2012), 1h 35m
The Final Girls (2015), 1h 31m
Midsommar (2019), 2h, 28m
Evening Libation
At this point in the day, a refreshing breeze has begun to waft over the estate as dusk’s bugs and boos stir. The grill should still be prepped and ready to go, so when it comes to dinner, that’s on you, but we suggest accompanying it with a crisp concoction to calm your nerves and loosen your inhibitions. The May Queen Lemonade from our friends at Geeks Who Eat is infused with chamomile to chill you out as you get your buzz going, and of course, it’s easy to make sans spirits for those who don’t imbibe.
Influencer (2023), 1h 32m – streaming on Shudder
This Shudder exclusive has something to say about the “fauxotic” lives of the social media elite while setting itself in the truly exotic Thailand. Madison (Emily Tennant) learns the ropes of the lonely life of an influencer while vacationing in the lush locale and, as a result, is perhaps too willing to trust a friendly face that appears IRL. Shudder isn’t afraid to push out fresh concepts, and – like the duality of its subject matter – it’s the perfect transition from day to night in our lineup.
Summer of ’84 (2018), 1h 45m – streaming on Shudder
Another Shudder original is here to make us question what’s real, and this time it’s a throwback to a decade saturated with summer horror. A pleasant nostalgia trip about a group of friends who are convinced their neighbor is a serial killer, it’s very The Goonies by way of Stranger Things. Its young cast shines just as bright as those of the pop culture behemoths. We wouldn’t want you caught up in the happy-go-lucky feels for too long, so don’t be surprised if the third act gets dicey.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Favorite Friday
Friday the 13th: Part 2 (1981), 1h 26m – streaming on Showtime
Moving on from hypothetical serial killers to the real deal, the original summer camp slasher from 1980 birthed this franchise and countless more copycats. Yet, after you wipe off the gore-tinted glasses, it becomes clear that a few of its sequels commit patricide. For starters, even though Pamela Voorhees is a horror icon in her own right, it’s Part 2 that introduces Jason as the ultimate baddie of midsummer stalking. The sequel does away with the Giallo-like mystery of the killer’s identity to show us Jason’s hulking form in all his glory, boasting gorier and more exciting kills. We’re also treated to a competent final girl to root for in Ginny (Amy Steel), who uses her brains to outwit Jason’s brawn. The final showdown between the pair will have you gagging at Ginny’s implementation of Pamela’s crusty blue sweater as a critical component in her escape plan.
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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), 1h 31m – streaming on Showtime
What is arguably the best in the franchise due to its strong narrative (for a slasher, anyway) and a plethora of excellent kills, The Final Chapter is anything but the last nail in Jason’s coffin. It’s got decently fleshed-out characters, Crispin Glover dancing like only Crispin Glover can do, ties to its predecessors, and an ending that’ll leave you speechless. By all accounts, the infamous killer should have gone out on a high note after this outing. Still, if he did, we wouldn’t have been blessed with sequels that introduce telekinesis, an inexplicably long ferry ride into Manhattan, and a literal trip to Hell that has fans arguing online to this day. Whichever Friday you choose, the night is only getting darker.
Late Night Snack
This one’s an original creation of yours truly. Bring out that leftover Monster Burger meat and crack open some crunchy taco shells. Add lettuce, shredded cheese, and top it off with this recipe’s secret ingredient: ketchup. That’s right, your mind has just been blown at the revelation of Meatloaf Tacos. It tastes just like a bite-sized version of the home-cooked staple! And if there’s no more fresh meat to spare, grab some value tacos over at your Mexican fast-food joint of choice – no other toppings, though – and ask for a few packets of ketchup. Oh, the things we come up with when we run out of hot sauce…
Choose Your Own Adventure: Sleazy Slasher
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986), 1h 40m – streaming on Max
Horror icon Tobe Hooper decided the follow-up to his legendary 1974 film would be as deranged as the cannibalistic Sawyer family at its center. A twelve-year wait for the sequel allowed him to take some liberties with the tone, and while it may be too weird for some, it’s absolutely our brand of freaky. Campy, unhinged line deliveries by final girl – and Sookie Stackhouse lookalike – Stretch (Caroline Williams) and Sawyer family reject Chop-Top (Bill Moseley) provide giggles and gif-able moments galore. It should come as no surprise that this mayhem served as inspiration for Rob Zombie’s filmography. Sprinkle in a second-act jump scare for the ages, and it’ll be a miracle if you can close your mouth long enough to swallow a Meatloaf Taco.
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X (2022), 1h 46m – streaming on Showtime
The first film released in Ti West’s surprise slasher trilogy is the sexier option for your dose of summer sleaze dopamine. In 1970s rural Texas, a crew of hot-bodied youths are on a mission to make the ultimate in elevated pornography, but instead, sacrifice themselves to the horror movie gods and produce a modern classic. The story boasts an excellent cast – rounded out by two killer scream queens (Jenna Ortega and Mia Goth) and an unexpectedly cunning new villain. Horror isn’t typically family-friendly, but this one has certainly seen some pearls clutched. Take note, campers!
The Lost Boys (1987), 1h 37m – available to rent on Amazon
The perfect late-night blaster, it’s all moody sand and fog in this beachside teen vampire smash hit. There’s a reason this one stands the test of time despite being so entrenched in its 80s roots; between its iconic cast, outstanding punk rock costume design, and entrancing synth-rock soundtrack – you can’t look away. And vampires, everyone loves those! If you’ve lasted this long, the witching hour draws nears, and there’s no better way to celebrate than with some creatures of the night.
Slumber Party Massacre (2021), 1h 26m – streaming on Shudder
A meta requel of the cult classic, it not only lampoons genre tropes but also finds a way to reverse engineer them. Nothing is what it seems, and it manages to juggle tone and terror with surprising agility until the bitter end. And for those who can’t help but cringe at the rampant over-sexualization of women while watching some of horror’s greatest hits, know that the inverse of that trend is also explored here – teehee.
Do you hear that humming noise? It’s the Driller Killer! Just kidding, it’s only Jennifer Love Hewitt sawing off the padlocks – every year, she volunteers here for a week as penance for I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
Anyway, the slumber party’s over! You’ve survived a full-day marathon of the season’s slimiest and zaniest films, and we hope you had a hell of a time doing it. Now scurry back to your cabin, and watch out for rogue machetes…Jason’s a little peeved that we canceled his mom’s archery lessons.
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Southern Black Gothic Films and Where To Find Them
When I think of Gothic horror, I typically imagine haunted and decaying castles, ghosts from the past, and arguments of morality. The colors are usually dark, often cool-toned, and shadowy. Part of this might be due to German Impressionism bleeding into classic American Horror films. Many of the early horror films naturally incorporated gothic elements such as fighting supernatural forces, big old houses, and religion. According to the New York Public Library, gothic fiction was established after Horace Walpole’s The Castle of Otranto was published in 1764. The subgenre was named after the gothic castles that were often featured in earlier gothic works, such as Frankenstein and Dracula.
The aesthetic of death and decay around Gothic horror is reinforced with retellings of the most impactful gothic tales. There are countless remakes and retellings of Dracula. We just saw a new adaptation of Frankenstein from Guillermo Del Toro within the last four months. Additionally, the Hammer films from the 50’s-70’s focused on Gothic stories and helped to bolster the box we tend to place the subgenre in.
Gothic Horror Turned Southern Black Gothic
It’s easy to associate the subgenre with dread and gloom inside a Victorian mansion. However, Gothic horror has evolved with the times. There might not be an old haunted castle, but there might be an abandoned school from the 80’s. The elements of dread and decay remain, but have spread to other eerie buildings or maybe a forest. The same themes of sanity (or losing one’s sanity), death, morality, and the supernatural are still being explored, but updated and expanded with time. Gothic horror has even branched off to have its own subgenres like Gothic romance, Southern Gothic, and Urban Gothic.
Being a southern girl, I am fascinated with the Southern Gothic flavor of the subgenre. Britannica characterizes Southern Gothic as stories set in the American South with elements of the macabre and grotesque. The stories frequently tie into American history, which is riddled with ghost stories and tragedy, especially in the South. Many of the classic Gothic stories are set in Europe and take place over 100 years ago, so they feel distant to me. I haven’t been to a single decaying castle, but I have been to plenty of plantations.
Southern Gothic horror brings gloom and doom, but the color palette feels warmer. The terrors feel close to home. Black Southern Gothic films take a step closer to my heart by shifting the subgenre to a Black lens. The movies can feel like warm hugs, although they often explore America’s very dark past and present. Here are some excellent Black Southern Gothic Films you should watch right now!
Southern Black Gothic Films and Where To Stream Them
Sinners (2025)
Where to Stream: HBO Max
The world is going to have to pry Sinners from my cold, dead hands! It follows two brothers who come back home to start a business. It takes place in Clarksdale, Mississippi. The movie is dripping in Blues and Black history while incorporating so many Gothic horror elements. Instead of a big haunted Victorian house, there’s a juke joint with an implied violent past. The building is foreboding and dark against the sunny sky. The inside is old and worn. Before anything supernatural plays out, the brothers mention how they will handle the very real threat of violence from the Klan. Sinners also displays how poverty affected people and what it could drive them to do.
Religion also plays a big part in the story. We start and end the movie at church. The discussion of music and the devil is very prevalent in Black churches. Christianity isn’t the only religion included. I love the use of folk magic and the idea of “the other side.” If Sinners didn’t have enough Gothic flavor, it adds a supernatural threat with Remmick. Sinners is a must-see film!
Read our review of Sinners here!
Sugar Hill (1974)
Where to Stream: Tubi & Pluto
A lot of people might not think about Sugar Hill (1974) when they’re thinking about Gothic horror. It’s one of the first movies that comes to mind when I think of Blaxploitation films, but it has plenty of Gothic elements. The story follows Diana “Sugar” Hill as she seeks revenge on the men who killed her man. Sugar Hill takes place in Texas, AND there is an old dark house. We don’t spend a lot of time in the house, but when Sugar walks through the webs and dust, it feels like it’s straight out of a classic Gothic horror movie. She ends up going through the woods, and eventually, the dead begin to rise from the ground. It is a scene full of death and decay, and the zombies slowly rise (and I mean slowly) for revenge.
There’s also a taste of religion with Baron Samedi from Haitian Vodou. As Sugar gets her revenge, she encounters plenty of racism along the way, because is it really American without a little racism? If you’re in the mood for something fun, Sugar Hill is the way to go.
Spell (2020)
Where to Stream: Amazon Prime
Spell crept under the radar because it was released during the pandemic. The film follows Marquis (Omari Hardwick) after a plane crash in the Kentucky Appalachians, which lands him in the care of Ms. Eloise (Loretta Devine). Spell displays the use of folk magic for sinister reasons. In place of the decaying castle, there’s an isolated farmhouse creaking with age. Marquis quickly learns that his caretaker has sinister plans. He recognizes her magic, because he grew up in the area. He denounced parts of his culture that end up being integral to his salvation. As Marquis tries to escape, he tours all of the shadowy parts of the old dark house to keep the Gothic flavor intact. There are also some NASTY foot scenes that bring the grotesqueness to the screen.
Beloved (1998)
Where to Stream: VOD
Beloved is such a haunting movie. It follows Sethe, who lives with her daughter, after she takes in an old friend. A new stranger appears in the trio’s life, and strange things begin to happen. First of all, read Beloved by Toni Morrison! It is a great book, but a heavy story. While the story takes place in Ohio, which is above the Mason-Dixon line, the ghosts from the past have moved north with Sethe. Beloved demonstrates the dark decisions people will make to escape the circumstances of enslavement. The wailing ghosts are a classic staple. The dreadful atmosphere keeps you feeling uneasy. In many ways, Beloved feels like a classic Gothic horror film. It has an isolated haunted house, a ghost from the past, and discussions of morality.
Eve’s Bayou (1997)
Where to Stream: Peacock, AMC+, Shudder
I usually have to come out swinging in order to prove that Eve’s Bayou is a horror movie in the first place. There are ghosts, people die, and people use dark magic. That’s enough for me! Eve’s Bayou centers on the Baptiste family and their turmoil. The sound of the swamp and nature is woven throughout the film. This movie feels so much like home that it feels like a grandmother’s prayer. I can nearly smell the summer air. The brightness, humor, and youth in the film are contrasted by the constant fear of loss that drives many of the characters’ actions.
There’s an entire plot point that involves the mom, Roz, keeping her kids inside, because their clairvoyant auntie saw a deadly vision. One of the most haunting scenes is when Mozelle tells the story of her curse and the fate of her husbands. It feels surreal and sad, but it still has the warmth of a southern summer. You can see her telling the story while it plays out in the mirror. Her voice is doubled with the voices of her past lovers, making the monologue more eerie. This movie is Black horror homework.
Wake (2010)
Where to Stream: YouTube
If you don’t have much time, Wake is only 20 minutes long, and it’s free on YouTube! The story follows a woman, after the death of her father, who uses rootwork to get what she wants, and she wants a man. The use of folk magic and the consequences of practicing but not understanding the magic almost plays out like a warning. Wake touches on repression and how far one would go to be free themselves. It also shows how societal standards can be a prison that people put themselves in. There’s a supernatural force, and an old house, two of the primary ingredients of Gothic horror. It is an underseen, but readily available, Southern Gothic film.
If you already enjoy Gothic horror, now is a great time to explore Black Southern Gothic films. The dark themes blend well with the warm hues. Although the dive into American history can feel heavy, it’s worth the weight. These are stories that need to be told.
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8 Horror Movies That Are Red Flags When Dating Men
‘Tis February, and because of 2025’s Heart Eyes, we now celebrate Valentine’s Day. While many outlets are going to list romantic horror movies featuring the ultimate horror couples, we’re doing something different at Horror Press. We’re highlighting horror movie red flags. That way, you don’t waste your time this Hallmark season with duds who watch crap. These movies are grounds for automatic swipes to the left and leaving messages on read. Read this list to see the ultimate film filter to help you focus on more sustainable hookups, dates, and cuffing season partners.
8 Horror Movies That Are Dating Red Flags
A Serbian Film (2010)
An old pornstar agrees to do an art film only to discover it’s a snuff film. A Serbian Film is possibly the reddest of the red flags. The pedophilia and necrophilia make it a hard watch, so anyone who revisits it often should probably raise all your alarms. We try not to judge people, but this is definitely a title that will get you some bombastic side eye if you try to bring it to movie night. Would definitely not recommend spending the night after being shown this hellish title.
Any Eli Roth Movie
They’re all the same, and that’s why Eli Roth movies are the free space on this red flag bingo board. Whether it’s taking place in a cabin, a hostel, or during Thanksgiving, there is something inherently gross about a Roth film. I need a shower whenever some guy tries to convince me Roth has made any movies of note. Only people who want to be ghosted are suggesting these movies, and you should respect their wishes this February.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
A paranormal investigator looks into mysterious events that connect to his past. There is nothing nice to say about this Uwe Boll movie. It’s actually one of the few movies where I can’t even count on the design team when searching for compliments. While Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Dorff have the misfortune of being the faces we associate with this shit fest, I’m not even letting the colorist and craft service off for their parts in this dud. When we talk about how we all love an occasional bad movie, no one means this one. This makes Alone in the Dark a red flag and alerts you that someone might not have taste.
Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)
A 1988 prom queen race turns deadly when a killer begins slaying the candidates. Fear Street: Prom Queen is another huge red flag because it has no redeeming qualities. People who like this movie are being contrarians and should immediately lose the right to recommend movies. From the lack of energy to the unserious kills, there is no reason to swipe right on anyone pretending this movie is good. Save yourself some time and probably more ridiculously bad watches and shut it down immediately.
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
When a Fourth of July Prank goes wrong, someone dies, and their friend circle finds themselves stalked by a mysterious figure. No matter what we think of any other installment/iteration of this story, this one is the worst. This is not my franchise, but this steep decline in quality is not like the others. Anyone who likes this movie is a walking red flag and possibly the most chaotic individual you have ever met.
Men (2022)
A woman heads to the English countryside to work through trauma and discovers more horrors are awaiting her. Men should have been my last straw with Alex Garland. However, I am a damn fool and suffered through Civil War, too. Which is why I can confidently say most Garland films are a red flag for me, but Men specifically underscores all of my problems with his work. If someone likes this movie, I will need them to explain it to me like I am five years old.
Skinamarink (2022)
Two kids wake up in the middle of the night and find that all of their doors and windows are gone. Skinamarink is the embodiment of “Girl, What?” The grainy footage gives many people headaches, and too much time is dedicated to the ceiling. Listening to people suggest watching it in closets, under blankets, with headphones to fully “get it” is weird and extremely unsexy. Which is why the movie and the people forcing the mood onto it are all red flags. I don’t want to kink shame but if someone is that into ceilings then maybe we’re not a good match.
Red Christmas (2016)
A family Christmas Eve gathering is interrupted by a killer seeking revenge. I cannot think of a bigger red flag than an anti-choice Christmas movie. I like my horror to be on the correct side of feminism, and this mess feels gross from a distance. That’s why this Dee Wallace title is a huge red flag and a festive horror mood killer. I know people like to talk about the great kills in this movie, but I insist on not hooking up with guys who like this one. If for no other reason, it probably tells you where they land on Roe v. Wade and we do not have time for that.
So these are some horror red flags from our team to your group chats. Now you can’t say no one warned you about the Eli Roth filmbros, or A Serbian Film fanatics.
Happy hookups and potential dating now that you know what to be on the lookout for! Never forget that it’s okay to swipe left, force close the app, and watch better horror movies than the ones listed above.


