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Hilarious Movie Possessions That’ll Make Your Head Spin

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What’s up with demonic possessions, anyway? Not unlike UFOs, unidentified floating humans have remained a mystery throughout history. As gatekeepers of all things infernal, dark, and twisty, the Catholic Church records very little regarding highly trained exorcists and their services. And let’s not forget that before modern medicine came along, misunderstood and undiagnosed mental illness most likely served as the real culprit behind the supposed work of the devil. Still, in the year of our Lord 2023, there is no legitimate documentation of human possession. We have those suspect YouTube videos of crowds of convulsing churchgoers falling to the ground as they are touched by the spirit via a preacher named Scott, but that’s neither here nor there. Have the Powers that Be abandoned us with the advent of camcorders and iPhones, or is it all an ancient urban legend?

What’s Up with Demonic Possession in Horror?

I’m not here to answer any of those questions. This is Horror Press, not Vice! Instead, in celebration of the grandaddy of morbidly funny horror dragging itself out of Hell after a decade-long dirt nap with its latest entry, Evil Dead Rise, I’d like to highlight the joys of demonic possession. From the transcendent Evil Dead II to the farcical Scary Movie 2, filmmakers have been able to put their spin on the “based on true events” phenomenon, challenging traditional horror tropes in wonderfully absurd ways.

Horror is known for its unique examination of the human condition, and the following films perform Last Rites and run an autopsy on the self-serious subgenre. If something as disturbing as Possession (1981) can become a viral TikTok meme, anything’s possible.

Iconic Demonic Possession Horror Films

Evil Dead II (1987)

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 The original requel, Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead II (1987), birthed a new classification of unholy horror. Sure, there were comedic takes on the strange and unusual before its release, but we’d never seen an eyeball-swallowing, furniture-frolicking romp like this – and it’s still scary, too! After briefly retelling the original’s story, in which evil forces possess Ash Williams’ girlfriend and force him to dismember her, the survivor and lovable goon finds himself in that same cabin in the woods battling its possessed patrons – and even himself – without a chance to breathe. While the story beats are familiar, Raimi makes the genius decision to inject his now-iconic sense of outlandish humor into his practical effects-laden masterpiece, and he forever changed cinema.

Bruce Campbell’s Ash is a new-age Buster Keaton as he spends the first quarter of the movie alone, losing his marbles while dodging an invisible evil in fire-rate slapstick fashion. His undead girlfriend twirls in the moonlight as the cabin’s bewitched furnishings push his sanity to the brink, which culminates in a battle for the ages against his newly possessed hand that would make Thing from The Addams Family blush. All this before the remaining victims…er cast, arrive on site to contend against one another’s sassy demonic forms and a bloated cellar witch. Even the movie’s original poster is subtly funny, featuring a side-eyed skeleton that strangely reminds me of the original Scream cast posters. If it weren’t for Evil Dead II, I fear I would be unable to write this piece– and we probably wouldn’t have Bride of Chucky, either.

Idle Hands (1999)

Twelve years and several hella massive bong rips later, Idle Hands (1999) arrived on the scene in presumed homage to Ash’s severed appendage. With a stacked 90s-era cast starring Devon Sawa, Jessica Alba, Seth Green, and Vivica A. Fox, this is the slasher stoner comedy to Evil Dead II’s stop-motion mushroom trip. Filmed in Pasadena, CA (aka Haddonfield), it follows slacker Anton (Sawa) as he and his friends scramble to understand how and why his hand came to have a killer mind of its own. It’s a stupid good time and not to be underestimated, especially considering its practical SFX artist is four-time Oscar winner Greg Cannom and Thing Addams himself, Christopher Hart, performs as the titular Hand. New meaning is brought to the term “hand job” as Anton’s diabolical extremity uses a pencil sharpener like a whetstone for its nails and proceeds to scalp the lead singer of The Offspring, Dexter Holland, at the school dance.

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Hilarious Séances and Supernatural Gags

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

The séance is a paranormal movie staple that drives the plot forward by seeking answers from beyond the veil. Typically, these scenes aim to spook viewers via blackened eyes and unhinged vocal fry. Some movies, like Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell (2009), throw caution to the wind and use a talking goat to call the protagonist a “bitch”, instead. The butt of the joke, Christine Brown (Alison Lohman), is a naive millennial loan officer who makes an unfortunate choice during a morally grey dilemma at work to get ahead of her peers. Consequently, she is cursed by the wronged Mrs. Ganush and, in a page ripped straight from The Ring, is doomed to be quite literally dragged to Hell in three days. Desperate and frazzled, Christine is put through the wringer by Raimi, screaming her way through a series of gross-out set pieces and gags reminiscent of an R-rated Looney Toons.

Eventually, Christine finds herself at a séance to contact the Lamia demon stalking her soul, and the scene plays out like a Scary Movie moment. The medium, acting as a vessel for the Lamia, inadvertently transfers its presence to a goat and, ultimately, her nervous assistant. Where else but a Sam Raimi flick would you watch as the assistant dances above the table like a cracked-out marionette before he vomits up the cat Christine had previously killed in a futile attempt at a ritual sacrifice? It’s equal parts mean-spirited and campy, and we’re rooting for Christine just as much as we’re waiting with bated breath to see what awful sludge she must trudge through next. Only horror could play with our emotions so devilishly.

Supernatural Icons and Ectoplasmic Chaos

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Beetlejuice (1988)

And speaking of GOATs, Catherine O’Hara did the thing (Winona Ryder, my Gothic Queen) as she slays a spirit channeling of her own in Tim Burton’s goth chic haunted house movie Beetlejuice (1988). Detached from reality and grounded in materialistic desires, sculptor Delia Deetz and her vapid brethren are suddenly overcome with the spirit of dance around the dinner table. Vacillating between utter confusion and good vibes only, the cast’s facial expressions as their hips sway and asses bounce to Harry Belafonte’s “Day-O” is pure cinema. With no control over their bodies, they are our possessed puppets, existing only to entertain as we likewise lose control of our bladders amid the laughter.

Ghostbusters (1984)

In Ghostbusters (1984), Sigourney Weaver is another icon overtaken by a sinister presence as the cellist turned Gatekeeper, Dana Barrett. Unfortunately, her high-rise apartment building was designed as a beacon of energy to channel the shapeshifting demon Gozer the Destructor, and chaos naturally ensues. Once the demigod servant of Gozer possesses her, “there is no Dana, only Zuul,” and Sigourney, in her prime, shines through. Her performance, as she attempts to seduce “sub-creature” Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), is all big 80s hair and uncanny sexpot wrapped in a fog machine. In short, perfection. The cherry on top? The eventual manifestation of Gozer resembles David Bowie posing like Shakira in front of the Illuminati symbol.

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Extra Ordinary (2019)

Under-the-radar Irish film Extra Ordinary (2019) follows in Ghostbusters’ gooey footsteps as a comedy that’s light on horror and heavy on quaint. Driving instructor Rose Dooley (Maeve Higgins) has a knack for the paranormal and exorcising inanimate objects. However, following an accident wherein a possessed pothole does her father in, she keeps her talents to herself. Failed musician Christian Winter (Will Forte) enacts a plot to regain fame and fortune by sacrificing a teenage virgin, and Rose begrudgingly falls in with the plan to save her. This includes using human hosts to channel the spirits of haunted objects to cause a gag reflex, which allows Rose to collect the expelled ectoplasm for use in an incantation. It’s just gross enough while also being more lighthearted fare than anything on this list, and Higgins nails her comedic timing like it’s second nature. If a horror-themed episode of Parks and Recreation sounds like your jam, then Extra Ordinary has the ooze you seek.

Demonic Possession with a Feminist Twist

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

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It wouldn’t be a list of possession movies and moments that upend the genre without mention of Diablo Cody’s criminally mismarketed cult classic Jennifer’s Body (2009). It’s had a cultural reappraisal as of late, so I’m not going to bore you with the details, but much like Scream 4, this movie was ahead of its time. Codependency and female friendship are the real demons here, and Cody writes her dialogue in a way that perfectly encapsulates how horror can be used as a dissection of cultural norms. Possessed by an evil force after a tragic indie rock band mistakes Jennifer for a virgin to use in a Satanic ritual, a battle of good versus evil ensues as the demonic and iconic Jennifer and her homely BFF Needy (Amanda Seyfried) butt heads. The script is a banger, and an underrated Megan Fox delivers uproarious lines with a sharp-tongued sardonic wit. After endless dick and ball jokes have become par for the course, it only makes sense for a female antihero to dryly remark, “my tit,” after being stabbed in the chest.

Spoofing the Exorcism Trope

 Scary Movie 2 (2001)

As these films can attest, you don’t need to be a full-on spoof movie to make light of serious subject matter or genre fare – although it’s always wise to check out Scary Movie 2 (2001) and its take on The Exorcist featuring a young Natasha Lyonnne after you’ve had a few. And how serious are the historically undocumented possessions and exorcisms, anyway? Horror is a chameleon when it needs to be, and after watching a never-ending stream of meek women, comely fathers, and innocent children bare the brunt of the devil’s tricks, it’s fun to watch someone else take a comedic crack at it. The possibilities of who or what might fall under demonic influence are endless, so let’s get groovy.

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Alex Warrick is a film lover and gaymer living the Los Angeles fantasy by way of an East Coast attitude. Interested in all things curious and silly, he was fearless until a fateful viewing of Poltergeist at a young age changed everything. That encounter nurtured a morbid fascination with all things horror that continues today. When not engrossed in a movie, show or game he can usually be found on a rollercoaster, at a drag show, or texting his friends about smurfs.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in April 2026

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Shudder is still being coy about its Halfway to Halloween programming. Which means none of us know the full April line-up yet. However, that is not going to stop me from telling you what to watch on the app. I  have taken it upon myself to list five of my favorite movies on the streamer. These are movies I have not had the chance to gush about, as they are not new. Most of the five titles are Shudder Exclusives and/or Originals that are the reason I committed to the app. So, if we have similar tastes in films, you might dig some of these gems almost as much as I do. Get ready to laugh, cry, and sleep with the lights on because I have curated a very weird list of bangers you can stream now.

The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

A Jane Doe is rolled into a coroner’s office, where he and his son soon learn there is more to this murder victim than meets the eye. The Autopsy of Jane Doe is one of the scariest movies I have seen in my adult life. It is suspenseful, wicked, quiet, and unassuming. This witch is serving mystery, immaculate vibes, and the kind of chills we never get anymore. While I usually praise the acting when gushing about this creepy banger, it is the unsettling atmosphere that truly sends me to hell each watch. Do yourself a favor and hit play on Jane Doe this month while she is on Shudder. You’ve earned a nice waking nightmare, and this is the girl. Also, can Emile Hirsch please do more horror because he’s so damn good in this?

Scare Me (2020)

Two strangers tell each other stories in a secluded cabin during a power outage. Scare Me is one of the main reasons I started getting the yearly Shudder subscription. I describe it as a weird feminist love letter to theatre kids because it hit all of those parts of my brain. It is a clever way to pull off an indie anthology and was surprisingly laugh-out-loud funny. Also, Aya Cash wears an iconic sweater in this movie that will become your new personality. I love Werewolves Within and Heart Eyes. However, I am always telling the Josh Ruben stans they need to check out this gem. Scare Me is for the nerds like me and you (I am assuming if you’re reading all of this).

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The Dark and The Wicked (2020)

Two adult siblings head to their family’s secluded farmhouse because their father is dying. They soon discover their father’s impending death is the least of their worries when something evil begins tormenting them. Bryan Bertino screws with the rhythm of the scares, which amps up the creepiness of this terrifying tale. This movie also introduced most of us to Marin Ireland who is becoming a horror staple these days. This movie is a moment for so many reasons and I hope you remember to watch it with the lights off. Shudder fully snapped when they added The Dark and The Wicked to their library. There are so many disturbing moments that live rent-free in my brain, and I guess I am welcome.

Satan’s Slaves (2017)

Death is just the beginning for one mother. This Joko Anwar remake is one of the most chaotic things on Shudder. It is haunting, cool, and messy in the best ways. I take advantage of this movie and Satan’s Slaves 2: Communion being on the app and watch them back to back every year. If you somehow missed the Anwar fan wagon, you will want to have someone save you a seat for after you watch these movies. Satan’s Slaves is serving fucked up families, fuck them kids, and demons. What more could we possibly ask for in our cinema? I personally am still hoping we will get a third entry because I love this world so much.

Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)

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A girl joins a group of street children after her mother disappears. Issa Lopez’s tragic tale is beautiful, upsetting, and so human it hurts. She wove magical realism and social commentary into what was the first Shudder film to make me cry. I was in no way ready for this devastating emotional journey, and I cannot recommend this title enough. Tigers Are Not Afraid introduced me to Lopez’s work and what a damn good way to get to know her as an artist. Brace yourselves for some crying, and thank me later.

Those are five of my favorite movies that happen to be on Shudder. They are all over the place, but excel in their lanes. They each remain some of my favorite titles on the beloved streamer, and I do not see that changing soon. Let us know your five favorite movies on Shudder in the comments.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Netflix in April 2026

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Netflix heard it was spring and broke out the good stuff. They are helping us throw off that winter sadness and get into that death business. Suns out, guns out…or however that saying goes. To be fair, the lineup has been pretty packed lately, which has resulted in a bottleneck in my Netflix queue. Admittedly, that is my favorite of all of my problems I have at the moment. But still, I must push forward because there is so much to catch up on. This is why most of my picks this month are titles that also have homework for me. Some are international, some are horror, and some are gangsters serving face. However, I am excited for each of them and so ready to tell you why I think they are the best bets this month.

So, hop into my mind palace and see what five Netflix goodies I am checking out this April.

The Best Movies to Stream on Netflix This Month

Death Whisperer (2023)

A man returns to his hometown and discovers his sister is suffering from a bizarre illness. This sounds like a possession film to me, and I am finally hitting play. I looked up one day and realized there were three of these films on Netflix. I am not a huge fan of franchises, but I know how most streamers treat films from Thailand. So, this one getting a whole trilogy seems like something I can get involved with. It is also set in 1972 and based on a novel, so the horror vibes will be immaculate. I also found out this was the first Thai movie to be shown in IMAX, and that is a very cool fact. Hopefully, it is as good as I need it to be.

The Green Knight (2021) 

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A24 adapted Sir Gawain and the Green Knight with Dev Patel. That is all I need to know to get me to sit at this knight’s round table. It is described as a dark fantasy, and I cannot believe I missed this when it came out. I am adding this to the list of things the pandemic took from me as I hit play. I might even have to watch this a couple of times…for research. Is that research looking at Dev Patel and bullying more friends into watching Monkey Man? Who can say?

Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man (2026)

Tommy Shelby (Cillian Murphy) is pulled back into the life he left behind to end it one way or the other. I am using this movie arriving on Netflix to force me to finally finish this binge that I keep pausing. I do not enjoy being the last person to finish Peaky Blinders. So, I know I would hate not being one of the first people to hit play when it hits the streamers. Aside from thirsting over Murphy, this movie looks sick. It also gives my couch potato heart the promise of closure that I am not sure the show had the chance to give to fans who watched it in real time. So, this is one of those times being late works in my favor. Sorry to everyone who had to wait an eternity for this while I just hop into the express lane.

Re/Member: The Last Night (2025) 

Six high school students are forced to break a curse in order to escape a deadly time loop. Re/Member has been on my list since it landed on Netflix. It is a Japanese horror based on a popular manga about kids dying in a time loop. So, all those words lead me to believe this is my kind of party. However, I never got around to it and am so ashamed. Which is why I’m double-focusing on both movies this month. I hope they give me nightmares because that is the only way I will learn my lesson. I also just really miss horror movies that are actually scary.

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That Night (2026) 

A single mother gets entangled with a murder, and her sister’s attempts to help backfire. This limited series is a Spanish Netflix Original, and it looks fun. Listen! I also firmly believe in supporting women in crime, and I get the impression this group will commit at least a couple of crimes. I am ready for some murder, secrets, drama, and thrills! This winter was rough and I want to feel alive this April. I am hoping that this might be the binge to do it. Wish me luck and I will see you on the other side!

I know it is no surprise that I will be avoiding the outdoors this month. However, I appreciate Netflix for making it easy for me. Why would I go anywhere when I have these titles at home? Thanks for reading my thoughts on all these things I hope I like. Feel free to let us know what you’re watching this month in the comments.

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