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The Best Worst Snake Movies, And Where to Find Them

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Natural horror has always been an underserved genre. Not that there isn’t a glut of natural horror movies to watch; giant animal or otherwise, there are plenty. But really, there’s only so many good ones. And of the natural horror films I’ve tried to sort through in my time, none have been as hard to find as watchable snake movies.

The fact that the most famous of these films are from the incredibly dead franchise Anaconda seems proof enough that something worthwhile involving our scaly friends doesn’t often slither onto screens. Between the weird amount of racism toward indigenous people that’s often present, the straight up atrocious animal cruelty of some of them, and the blood curdlingly bad pacing and writing of the majority of these movies, it’s slim pickings out here.

So, this list is here to point you toward those few films that are worth it. It’s mostly bad B-movies, but they’re bad B-movies with purpose. Some of them are even technically proficient, and the one waiting at the end of this article is genuinely a one-of-a-kind cinematic experience that has become one of my favorite bad movies of all time. Strap in for mutant snakes, radioactive body horror, and knock-offs with exceptionally bad acting.

The Best Snake Movies to Watch (And Where to Find Them)

Rattlers (1976)

What is it about? The world’s least badass herpetologist detective struggles with relationship problems while trying to figure out why snakes are suddenly killing people.

Where can I watch it? Tubi.

On paper, Rattlers is a solid natural horror film about an animal expert trying to figure out why these snakes are going berserk and killing people. But in execution, it is comedically off base with setting the tone for the thrilling mystery at hand.

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Most of that falls on its performances, which are so cheesy that I was second guessing whether the actors were unpaid extras. If you watch it for anything, watch it to see the flattest and least panicked acting from people who are supposed to be covered in terrifying snakes. A perfect snake movie to start this list.

King Cobra (1999)

What is it about? Small town cops (and Pat Morita from The Karate Kid) try to capture a dangerous giant rattlesnake that escaped from a lab explosion two years prior.

Where can I watch it? Plex, Tubi, and CW TV. I didn’t even know CW had a streaming service.

Do you see this Rattlers? This is how you do a badass herpetologist character! I’m as surprised as you are, I didn’t think two of those would be on this list either.

This one is pretty simple and never does anything particularly innovative, but who said you had to reinvent the wheel to be a good creature feature? It dawdles toward the end of the film but picks up the pace for its climax. It’s charming for what it is: a silly if not heartfelt piece of filmmaking that everyone gave their all on. The effects for the man-sized snake puppet aren’t half bad either.

Snakes On A Train

What is it about? There are snakes on a train.

Where can I watch it? Once again, all roads (train lines?) lead to Tubi.

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This might be the only Asylum rip off worth the digital camera it was shot on, just because its plot involving an ancient Mayan curse and a snake that grows to the size of a train is awfully unique. As in, it’s awful, but I have to admit it’s unique because I’ve never heard of it before.

Despite the grating performances, Snakes on a Train is the cinematic equivalent of a court jester: it has the privilege of being stupid because it’s trying to entertain us, and for that it lives another day. Props where they’re due, this is a gooey hot mess of a knock off involving lots of green slime vomit, and has one of the worst shootouts ever put to film. I don’t know about you, but the latter is all I needed to be on board.

Anaconda (2024)

What is it about? A Chinese circus troupe en route to Thailand ends up stuck with a shipwrecked poacher, and are forced to confront a legendary anaconda.

Where can I watch it? Tubi and Plex.

No, that is not a typo. There really was a 2024 remake of Anaconda before Paul Rudd and Jack Black’s forthcoming 2025 remake. Chinese directors Xiang Hesheng and Xiang Qiuliang tried their hand at reimagining the 1997 creature feature, and I’ll be quite honest, I never cared for Anaconda until I saw this.

It’s far from flawless, and its effects are composited in a way that is only marginally better than your average straight-to-Tubi fare. But it’s certainly more creative than what it’s riffing off of, and you get more snake per pound than the Jennifer Lopez vehicle that came before it. Plus, it comes with one particularly memorable sequence of body horror, thanks to things other than snakes lurking in the river water.

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Jennifer (1978)

What is it about? A woman who is way too old to be going to boarding school goes to boarding school, then gets revenge on her bullies using her power over snakes.

Where can I watch it? There is currently a shockingly high-quality rip of this on Internet Archive, but it also pops up on YouTube from time to time.

This is by far the best Carrie rip-off you’re ever going to see, there’s just no contest. Instead of telekinesis and setting things on fire, our titular character, Jennifer, can control and summon snakes. Are the snakes real? Yeah! Some of them are, I think! The film is not quite clear on that! What is clear is that this cash grab exploiting Brian De Palma’s 1976 classic is surprisingly good.

Despite the massive miscasting of adults as teenagers, which admittedly DePalma was also guilty of, there are some decent performances here. It’s a bit grim with how it depicts the bullying and abuse that happens to its characters, but you genuinely start to feel something for the two leads. Also, the final 20 minutes of hazing rituals and snake chaos really do make it all worth it.

Curse II: The Bite

What is it about? A man gets bitten by a radioactive mutant snake that hitches a ride while he travels with his girlfriend. Snake themed body horror ensues.

Where can I watch it? Unfortunately, this one seems to be available only as YouTube rips, but it’s out there.

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In the oeuvre of Screaming Mad George’s special effects features, Curse II: The Bite had the misfortune of being his least notable work as a special effects artist. Not because it’s bad, in fact these are the best effects you’ll see out of any of the films on this list. Curse II was just unlucky enough to sit smack dab between his work on Nightmare on Elm Street’s two best sequels, 3 and 4, and his work on Brian Yuzna’s best movie, Society.

Still, this one is very fun, and even reminiscent of The Fly 2 at points, a film I’ve previously covered on Horror Press for how underrated it is. The metamorphosis our main character is Grody with a capital G, and that final change he goes through is gagworthy thanks to George’s slimy makeup. One of those actually good movies saddled with carrying the name of a completely unrelated sequel.

Spasms (1983)

What is it about? A man forms a psychic bond with the snake that killed his brother and is determined to find it and kill it. It may or may not be a demon snake being worshipped by Satanists.

Where can I watch it? Same as Curse II, YouTube is the place to go.

More psychically linked snake shenanigans in this one! The director of Spasms, William Fruet, spent most of his career as a guest director on television and made only a handful of horror films. Which is unfortunate, because this genuinely has some fantastic lighting and clever POV camera work that matches the tone the story is going for.

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That tone, by the way, is if Stephen King wrote a crossover between Scanners and the fourth Jaws film, where the shark follows them to the Bahamas. A giant devil python that behaves more like a polar bear savaging its victims, and a befuddling performance by a telepathic Oliver Reed do make this very worth the watch.

Fangs (1974)

What is it about? Are you sure you want to know?

I would really prefer you go in blind and watch it on Shudder, but if you insist.

Okay, you ready? A snake loving pervert gets broken up with by his snake loving pervert girlfriend after feuding with the weirdos in his town, then decides to make it everyone else’s problem by torturing them with snakes.

Where can I watch it? Shudder. Log on to Shudder POST-HASTE.

There really is no exploitation movie like Fangs, and no viewing experience like the one it offers if you go in blind. I was genuinely shocked by the trailer when I was researching this movie; it not only reveals the entire plot of the film, but also includes some editing that might induce a brain-bleed if you showed it to someone who had never seen a movie. Then I actually watched it, and it still somehow kept surprising me.

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Also distributed under the name Holy Wednesday, this is some high-tier sleaze courtesy of director Art Names. I truly do believe it would make the late great Roger Corman blush. If you want to get some instant value out of your Shudder subscription, you can’t lose with the pure dose of weirdness that is Fangs.

Luis Pomales-Diaz is a freelance writer and lover of fantasy, sci-fi, and of course, horror. When he isn't working on a new article or short story, he can usually be found watching schlocky movies and forgotten television shows.

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Southern Black Gothic Films and Where To Find Them

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When I think of Gothic horror, I typically imagine haunted and decaying castles, ghosts from the past, and arguments of morality. The colors are usually dark, often cool-toned,  and shadowy. Part of this might be due to German Impressionism bleeding into classic American Horror films. Many of the early horror films naturally incorporated gothic elements such as fighting supernatural forces, big old houses, and religion. According to the New York Public Library, gothic fiction was established after Horace Walpole’s The Castle of Otranto was published in 1764. The subgenre was named after the gothic castles that were often featured in earlier gothic works, such as Frankenstein and Dracula.

The aesthetic of death and decay around Gothic horror is reinforced with retellings of the most impactful gothic tales. There are countless remakes and retellings of Dracula. We just saw a new adaptation of Frankenstein from Guillermo Del Toro within the last four months. Additionally, the Hammer films from the 50’s-70’s focused on Gothic stories and helped to bolster the box we tend to place the subgenre in.

Gothic Horror Turned Southern Black Gothic

It’s easy to associate the subgenre with dread and gloom inside a Victorian mansion. However, Gothic horror has evolved with the times. There might not be an old haunted castle, but there might be an abandoned school from the 80’s. The elements of dread and decay remain, but have spread to other eerie buildings or maybe a forest. The same themes of sanity (or losing one’s sanity), death, morality, and the supernatural are still being explored, but updated and expanded with time. Gothic horror has even branched off to have its own subgenres like Gothic romance, Southern Gothic, and Urban Gothic.

Being a southern girl, I am fascinated with the Southern Gothic flavor of the subgenre. Britannica characterizes Southern Gothic as stories set in the American South with elements of the macabre and grotesque. The stories frequently tie into American history, which is riddled with ghost stories and tragedy, especially in the South. Many of the classic Gothic stories are set in Europe and take place over 100 years ago, so they feel distant to me. I haven’t been to a single decaying castle, but I have been to plenty of plantations.

Southern Gothic horror brings gloom and doom, but the color palette feels warmer. The terrors feel close to home. Black Southern Gothic films take a step closer to my heart by shifting the subgenre to a Black lens. The movies can feel like warm hugs, although they often explore America’s very dark past and present. Here are some excellent Black Southern Gothic Films you should watch right now!

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Southern Black Gothic Films and Where To Stream Them

Sinners (2025)

Where to Stream: HBO Max

The world is going to have to pry Sinners from my cold, dead hands! It follows two brothers who come back home to start a business. It takes place in Clarksdale, Mississippi. The movie is dripping in Blues and Black history while incorporating so many Gothic horror elements. Instead of a big haunted Victorian house, there’s a juke joint with an implied violent past. The building is foreboding and dark against the sunny sky. The inside is old and worn. Before anything supernatural plays out, the brothers mention how they will handle the very real threat of violence from the Klan. Sinners also displays how poverty affected people and what it could drive them to do.

Religion also plays a big part in the story. We start and end the movie at church. The discussion of music and the devil is very prevalent in Black churches. Christianity isn’t the only religion included. I love the use of folk magic and the idea of “the other side.” If Sinners didn’t have enough Gothic flavor, it adds a supernatural threat with Remmick. Sinners is a must-see film!

Read our review of Sinners here!

Sugar Hill (1974)

Where to Stream: Tubi & Pluto

A lot of people might not think about Sugar Hill (1974) when they’re thinking about Gothic horror. It’s one of the first movies that comes to mind when I think of Blaxploitation films, but it has plenty of Gothic elements. The story follows Diana “Sugar” Hill as she seeks revenge on the men who killed her man. Sugar Hill takes place in Texas, AND there is an old dark house. We don’t spend a lot of time in the house, but when Sugar walks through the webs and dust, it feels like it’s straight out of a classic Gothic horror movie. She ends up going through the woods, and eventually, the dead begin to rise from the ground. It is a scene full of death and decay, and the zombies slowly rise (and I mean slowly) for revenge.

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There’s also a taste of religion with Baron Samedi from Haitian Vodou. As Sugar gets her revenge, she encounters plenty of racism along the way, because is it really American without a little racism? If you’re in the mood for something fun, Sugar Hill is the way to go.

Spell (2020)

Where to Stream: Amazon Prime

Spell crept under the radar because it was released during the pandemic. The film follows Marquis (Omari Hardwick) after a plane crash in the Kentucky Appalachians, which lands him in the care of Ms. Eloise (Loretta Devine). Spell displays the use of folk magic for sinister reasons. In place of the decaying castle, there’s an isolated farmhouse creaking with age. Marquis quickly learns that his caretaker has sinister plans. He recognizes her magic, because he grew up in the area.  He denounced parts of his culture that end up being integral to his salvation. As Marquis tries to escape, he tours all of the shadowy parts of the old dark house to keep the Gothic flavor intact. There are also some NASTY foot scenes that bring the grotesqueness to the screen.

Beloved (1998)

Where to Stream: VOD

Beloved is such a haunting movie. It follows Sethe, who lives with her daughter, after she takes in an old friend. A new stranger appears in the trio’s life, and strange things begin to happen. First of all, read Beloved by Toni Morrison! It is a great book, but a heavy story. While the story takes place in Ohio, which is above the Mason-Dixon line, the ghosts from the past have moved north with Sethe. Beloved demonstrates the dark decisions people will make to escape the circumstances of enslavement. The wailing ghosts are a classic staple. The dreadful atmosphere keeps you feeling uneasy. In many ways, Beloved feels like a classic Gothic horror film. It has an isolated haunted house, a ghost from the past, and discussions of morality.

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Eve’s Bayou (1997)

Where to Stream: Peacock, AMC+, Shudder

I usually have to come out swinging in order to prove that Eve’s Bayou is a horror movie in the first place. There are ghosts, people die, and people use dark magic. That’s enough for me! Eve’s Bayou centers on the Baptiste family and their turmoil. The sound of the swamp and nature is woven throughout the film. This movie feels so much like home that it feels like a grandmother’s prayer. I can nearly smell the summer air. The brightness, humor, and youth in the film are contrasted by the constant fear of loss that drives many of the characters’ actions.

There’s an entire plot point that involves the mom, Roz, keeping her kids inside, because their clairvoyant auntie saw a deadly vision. One of the most haunting scenes is when Mozelle tells the story of her curse and the fate of her husbands. It feels surreal and sad, but it still has the warmth of a southern summer. You can see her telling the story while it plays out in the mirror. Her voice is doubled with the voices of her past lovers, making the monologue more eerie. This movie is Black horror homework.

Wake (2010)

Where to Stream: YouTube

If you don’t have much time, Wake is only 20 minutes long, and it’s free on YouTube! The story follows a woman, after the death of her father, who uses rootwork to get what she wants, and she wants a man. The use of folk magic and the consequences of practicing but not understanding the magic almost plays out like a warning. Wake touches on repression and how far one would go to be free themselves. It also shows how societal standards can be a prison that people put themselves in. There’s a supernatural force, and an old house, two of the primary ingredients of Gothic horror. It is an underseen, but readily available, Southern Gothic film.

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If you already enjoy Gothic horror, now is a great time to explore Black Southern Gothic films. The dark themes blend well with the warm hues. Although the dive into American history can feel heavy, it’s worth the weight. These are stories that need to be told.

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8 Horror Movies That Are Red Flags When Dating Men

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‘Tis February, and because of 2025’s Heart Eyes, we now celebrate Valentine’s Day. While many outlets are going to list romantic horror movies featuring the ultimate horror couples, we’re doing something different at Horror Press. We’re highlighting horror movie red flags. That way, you don’t waste your time this Hallmark season with duds who watch crap. These movies are grounds for automatic swipes to the left and leaving messages on read. Read this list to see the ultimate film filter to help you focus on more sustainable hookups, dates, and cuffing season partners.

8 Horror Movies That Are Dating Red Flags

A Serbian Film (2010)

An old pornstar agrees to do an art film only to discover it’s a snuff film. A Serbian Film is possibly the reddest of the red flags. The pedophilia and necrophilia make it a hard watch, so anyone who revisits it often should probably raise all your alarms. We try not to judge people, but this is definitely a title that will get you some bombastic side eye if you try to bring it to movie night. Would definitely not recommend spending the night after being shown this hellish title.

Any Eli Roth Movie

They’re all the same, and that’s why Eli Roth movies are the free space on this red flag bingo board. Whether it’s taking place in a cabin, a hostel, or during Thanksgiving, there is something inherently gross about a Roth film. I need a shower whenever some guy tries to convince me Roth has made any movies of note. Only people who want to be ghosted are suggesting these movies, and you should respect their wishes this February. 

Alone in the Dark (2005)

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A paranormal investigator looks into mysterious events that connect to his past. There is nothing nice to say about this Uwe Boll movie. It’s actually one of the few movies where I can’t even count on the design team when searching for compliments. While Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Dorff have the misfortune of being the faces we associate with this shit fest, I’m not even letting the colorist and craft service off for their parts in this dud. When we talk about how we all love an occasional bad movie, no one means this one. This makes Alone in the Dark a red flag and alerts you that someone might not have taste.

Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)

A 1988 prom queen race turns deadly when a killer begins slaying the candidates. Fear Street: Prom Queen is another huge red flag because it has no redeeming qualities. People who like this movie are being contrarians and should immediately lose the right to recommend movies. From the lack of energy to the unserious kills, there is no reason to swipe right on anyone pretending this movie is good. Save yourself some time and probably more ridiculously bad watches and shut it down immediately. 

I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)

When a Fourth of July Prank goes wrong, someone dies, and their friend circle finds themselves stalked by a mysterious figure. No matter what we think of any other installment/iteration of this story, this one is the worst. This is not my franchise, but this steep decline in quality is not like the others. Anyone who likes this movie is a walking red flag and possibly the most chaotic individual you have ever met.

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Men (2022)

A woman heads to the English countryside to work through trauma and discovers more horrors are awaiting her. Men should have been my last straw with Alex Garland. However, I am a damn fool and suffered through Civil War, too. Which is why I can confidently say most Garland films are a red flag for me, but Men specifically underscores all of my problems with his work. If someone likes this movie, I will need them to explain it to me like I am five years old.

Skinamarink (2022)

Two kids wake up in the middle of the night and find that all of their doors and windows are gone. Skinamarink is the embodiment of “Girl, What?” The grainy footage gives many people headaches, and too much time is dedicated to the ceiling. Listening to people suggest watching it in closets, under blankets, with headphones to fully “get it” is weird and extremely unsexy. Which is why the movie and the people forcing the mood onto it are all red flags. I don’t want to kink shame but if someone is that into ceilings then maybe we’re not a good match.

Red Christmas (2016)

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A family Christmas Eve gathering is interrupted by a killer seeking revenge. I cannot think of a bigger red flag than an anti-choice Christmas movie. I like my horror to be on the correct side of feminism, and this mess feels gross from a distance. That’s why this Dee Wallace title is a huge red flag and a festive horror mood killer. I know people like to talk about the great kills in this movie, but I insist on not hooking up with guys who like this one. If for no other reason, it probably tells you where they land on Roe v. Wade and we do not have time for that.

So these are some horror red flags from our team to your group chats. Now you can’t say no one warned you about the Eli Roth filmbros, or A Serbian Film fanatics.

Happy hookups and potential dating now that you know what to be on the lookout for! Never forget that it’s okay to swipe left, force close the app, and watch better horror movies than the ones listed above.

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