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HORROR PRESS ANSWERS: The Results Of Our Nastiest Bug In Horror Survey Is Here!
I’m an insect who dreamt he was a writer and loved it, but now that dream is over… the survey answers are in!
After two weeks of waiting, we’ve finally compiled answers from Horror Press readers all over, telling us what they thought the nastiest, most traumatizing, and by extension, best horror movie bugs are. So without further ado, let’s get into those answers and see who made it to the top five!
THE RESULTS OF THE BUG SURVEY ARE IN!
Honorable Mentions: MOTHRA (GODZILLA FRANCHISE) and DEBBIE (NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4)
I know most of you picked her because it sounded funny, but, votes are votes and you voted Mothra! It might be hard to believe, but The Guardian of Earth was adapted from a novel titled “The Luminous Fairies and Mothra” before she ever hit the big screen. From humble origins, the verifiable queen of the monsters has come a long way, so it’s only fitting to pay homage.
There is one cheat answer I felt I had to acknowledge since Reader Andrew B. reminded me of it: one of the gnarliest deaths in all of the Nightmare on Elm Street series, the roach motel demise of Debbie Stevens. She’s not quite a bug, but the method of Freddy’s attack involves turning her into one and giving her a gooey, gross ending. It’s quite possibly the most meanspirited of any Freddy Krueger kill, and the fact that it involves the opening stages of a Kafka-esque bug body transformation just makes it so much worse.
Speaking of roaches…
5. THE COCKROACHES (CREEPSHOW, 1982)
“They’re Creeping Up On You!” is the final segment of Creepshow for good reason: the bugs are a show-stealing and skin-crawling experience you have to see to believe. The visual of cockroaches crawling their way out of someone’s mouth will make even the most hardened exterminators shudder, and to think it was all done with real cockroaches is mind-blowing.
You would think getting ahold of the little crunchy buggers would be easy. But Romero’s work on the Creepshow segment was a horrifying comedy of errors that involved sourcing and wrangling an astounding 20,000 roaches, with entomologists working on the film having to travel to Trinidad to crawl through a waist-high pit of them and bring back thousands through customs. If that’s not reason enough to qualify as some of the most traumatizing, I don’t know what is.
Many of you submitted roach-relevant stories that paired nicely, but none were as bad as what reader Nicole R. left in a simple one-sentence horror story: a giant cockroach landed on my face in the shower once. And here I thought I was unreasonable for hating closing my eyes while washing up.
4. THE GRAY WIDOWER SPIDERS (THE MIST)
Beyond The Mist’s notorious ending which we’ve discussed here before, if there’s one thing Stephen King fans remember from the Frank Darabont feature, is its monsters. From the ravenous barbed tentacles of the loading dock to the larger-than-life and impossibly tall Behemoth, there are few we’d actually want to meet. But the insects from Todash space that have infested the town of Bridgton, Maine are the worst of the worst, And none are as bad as the gray widower spiders.
While the scorpion-fly’s venom is like mainlining acid, that seems preferable to the various methods of destruction the gray widower can wreak havoc on your body with. Their webs can slice through organic material like butter, and if you’re unfortunate enough to end up trapped by them, you’ll meet a fate that makes a xenomorph chest-burster seem like a walk in the park: being filled with thousands of rapidly growing eggs. Rest in peace to that MP in the pharmacy. Nobody deserves that.
Oh, and I forgot to mention, on average, they’re the size of a German shepherd when fully grown. Good luck stomping one of those!
3. “THE GENERAL” AND HIS SPIDERS (ARACHNOPHOBIA)
Of course, it’s always the more realistic movie threats that sit with us. The gray widowers are bad, but I can reason away dog-sized spiders as being purely fiction. The leading spider of the movie Arachnophobia and his little eight-legged cohorts, however, are just plausible enough to keep me (and plenty of you who took the survey) awake at night—37.3% of us, to be exact.
We’ve even got a firsthand account from reader Jillian K., who relayed to us a lovely and truly horrifying story regarding her personal experience with spiders and the lessons that Arachnophobia has taught her:
“Not many people know that I lived off-grid in an unfinished barn in the hills of Tennessee for two years with my now husband. During this time, we experienced a brown recluse infestation IN OUR BEDROOM. The General’s spiders remind me of how you need to approach life in the south – shake out all shoes; shake out all towels; definitely check your sheets; and while sweeping, be prepared to unexpectedly oust a massive recluse.”
Thank you, Jillian, for giving me a lifelong aversion to the state of Tennessee! Send all my love to the people of Nashville, because my enjoyment of the music will NEVER be enough to make me go there now.
2. GRABOIDS (TREMORS SERIES)
We can spend all day and night debating Graboid taxonomy if you want, but the facts are the facts: they’re big, dusty brown, and underground. They’re worms. And these worms won an impressive 38.8% of the votes!
And what’s not to love about the Graboids? These kaiju of great 90s American horror are sandworms from prehistory brought to the present day, and unlike most of the insects we deal with daily, a can of Raid simply won’t be enough. It takes high firepower and a lot of ingenuity to outsmart these creatures (or, at the very least, standing on a stable rock). On a visual effects level, Amalgamated Dynamics knocked it out of the park with their craft, using a mix of cable puppets, hand puppets, and quality animatronics to bring them to life.
While nobody mentioned it in their response, I must say that Doctor Jim’s death in the first Tremors movie always got to me the worst. It’s like combining all the elements of dying by quicksand with all the elements of dying by being eaten alive, and your loved one gets to watch! How’s that for “two for the price of one”?
1. BRUNDLEFLY (THE FLY, 1986)
In some of his last lucid moments before succumbing to the final stages of his teleporter mutations, Seth Brundle expressed that he’d like to become the first insect politician. And if this were an election, we’d be having a half-man/half-fly for president!
Coming in with a whopping and landslide 59.7% of the votes, Brundlefly was the clear winner. The tale of Seth Brundle’s ambition and hubris is a tragic one, and his slow and painful downfall from the top of the world’s most important scientific development is an unforgettable tale—with an even more unforgettable monster as he slowly mutates into a horrific and melty insectoid creature.
While the film is up for debate as being David Cronenberg’s finest work, the design of the Brundlefly and its execution on screen is undoubtedly special effects artists Chris Walas’ and Stephan Dupuis’ magnum opus.
The design of the Brundlefly captures a distinct and depressing feeling of both primal fear and pity for Brundle’s predicament and the monster he becomes. It’s no wonder the effects here netted the film an Academy Award for Best Makeup. It’s a legendary creature, and rightfully earns its spot as the most traumatizing bug in all of horror.
Make sure to keep your eyes peeled for the next Horror Press survey to make your voice heard. And for the latest in all news horror movies, television, and more, stay tuned to Horror Press and The Horror Press Podcast! Happy reading, horror fans!
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HORROR 101: What is The New French Extremity Movement?
What is New French Extremity? The term New French Extremity originated in film journalist James Quandt’s article “Flesh & Blood: Sex and Violence in Recent French Cinema”. The bulk of the article addresses a rash of more violent films that were coming out of French cinema in the late 90s and early 2000s; the article sites Bruno Dumont’s 2003 art film Twentynine Palms as inciting the criticism, seeing it as the latest in a long line of, to him, unimpressive French films at the turning point of a century.
Welcome back to Horror 101, a series of articles where we explain horror movie legends and their lore. For beginners, the confused, or just those who need a refresher, these articles are for you.
It is certainly ironic to be close-minded as a horror fan. What do you mean you’ll watch fifteen terribly made movies in a week but then turn your nose up at something 20 minutes longer than your usual runtime? (That one was aimed at me, so if you caught a stray, apologia).
But, I’ve always been particularly averse to one grouping of films: New French Extremity, a genre whose name came from an article deriding the very notion of it. In more recent years, I’ve grown some appreciation for its offerings, though, as I’ve come to understand the commentary it has to share. It’s a genre pockmarked by bleak cinematic landscapes, painted with the pains of human suffering and grotesqueries to reflect the horrors of the real world. A genre that often delves into the surreal, wading knee-high through depravity to get there.
…Assuming you can call it a genre.
Like German Expressionism, or Dadaism, it’s a style with some major tenets, but no concrete trappings; debated and shaped by its watchers, and now brought to you here. It’s sometimes hard to grasp, but today’s article will try its hardest to answer the question…
WHAT IS NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY?
The term New French Extremity originated in film journalist James Quandt’s article “Flesh & Blood: Sex and Violence in Recent French Cinema”. The bulk of the article addresses a rash of more violent films that were coming out of French cinema in the late 90s and early 2000s; the article sites Bruno Dumont’s 2003 art film Twentynine Palms as inciting the criticism, seeing it as the latest in a long line of, to him, unimpressive French films at the turning point of a century.
Quandt generally writes them off, indicating that they utilize their debauchery as a blunt tool in a clumsy attempt to evoke some sort of philosophical or political message about the human condition, as opposed to the artistic movements of centuries prior like the French Decadent Movement and Dadaism that inspired it. Ironically, the term New French Extremity erupted from this article as the main takeaway for film scholars and critics, because Quandt caps off the article by saying that the grouping of films are too varied in their vision to be considered a proper genre:
The New French Extremity sometimes looks like a latter-day version of the hussards, those Céline-loving, right-wing anarchists of the ’50s determined to rock the pieties of bourgeois culture; but for all their connections (shared actors, screenwriters, etc.), the recent provocateurs are too disparate in purpose and vision to be classified as a movement. […] it appears to be the last gasp of Gallic libertinism.
And so, New French Extremity was minted as a piece of the cinematic lexicon. Jargon meant to describe not only grotesque thriller and horror films coming out of France from the 90s onward, but films whose whole cinematography (both by visuals and by narrative) is rooted in being transgressive. No matter how horrible you think a concept is, New French Extreme will depict it, and no matter how sacred you think something is, expect it to be trampled on with some extremely profane filmmaking. It’s about being so grotesque that they evoke raw and pure disgust, often to reflect the film’s themes or philosophical ideas.
Then, you might ask…
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY AND SPLATTER FILMS?
Surely, films like Saw, Hostel, and Human Centipede have political messages underpinned by their violence. And yes, the Saw franchise in particular can at turns be very meanspirited and violent while being bluntly political; it is what I’d call the most politically American horror film series of all time, and its traps and the major bodily dysfunction they cause are a big part of that.
But in the end, it’s not being an American film that separates it from the genre, as even if it were a French film it wouldn’t fit either. Part of the horror of New French Extreme films is how the violence is presented; it is served as real, raw, and uncut as possible. It is unflinchingly (and unhappily) violent, and grounded in a level of uncomfortable reality. So, there goes another tenet of the movement: it has to crank up the meanspirited energy in its violence, and it can’t really be “fun” in how it displays its extremity.
WHO ARE THE DIRECTORS OF THE NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY MOVEMENT?
As critical as Quandt was of the idea, he did provide a very handy list of names to focus on as the most prominent voices of the movement:
“François Ozon, Gaspar Noé, Catherine Breillat, Philippe Grandrieux—and now, alas, [Bruno] Dumont”.
Names missing from that list, but which crop up later in the article and in the scene in general include Alexandre Aja (director of High Tension), Virginie Despentes (the mind behind the very controversial Baise-moi), Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury (the duo behind Inside and this years The Soul Eater), and Pascal Laugier (of Martyrs and Incident in a Ghostland fame). And though Xavier Gens was a bit late to the party with his 2007 film Frontier(s), he is an important director in terms of where the movement went and where it’s going with its politics. This isn’t a comprehensive list, but a good starting point for you if you’re interested in the genre.
WHO IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY DIRECTOR?
The short answer? Michael Haneke. The long answer? Technically, Haneke popularized the use of transgressive elements to shock and disquiet the audience among his contemporaries. Still, Gaspar Noé is the genre codifier and the most dominant voice in the space creatively.
Despite the extreme nature of films like Funny Games and The Seventh Continent (both brutal and genuinely terrifying), I personally find myself in the camp that his movies are not New French Extreme. We can debate the limits of how messed up something has to be before it’s considered extreme until the cows come home. But the fact is, if you put Haneke’s work alongside all of the films I’ve listed above in the previous segment, he would be the odd man out. He is, simply put, considerably more restrained in terms of showing gore and sexual violence, and the majority of his films’ horror and anxiety come from psychological aspects rather than physical consequences.
The material world is the battleground of the New French Extreme, and the nauseating nature of the films is the tool that Quandt named as the hallmark of the movement. With that in mind, I believe that Gaspar Noé, instead, should be considered the godfather of the genre. Given his films are the most well-known and commercially successful of the New French Extreme “movement”, he is more than worthy of the title; not to mention, he’s the most extreme in all regards. I would consider Irreversible’s directing and presentation to be the peak of the New French Extreme, since its nausea-inducing and sickening content comes with plenty of disorienting directing and editing; and for people with better sound setups than mine, you’ll find the little sound design trick that Noé placed in the film to make it as disturbing as possible.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY?
A question that is much less definitional, and much more philosophical. Why the bleak landscapes? Why the hopeless endings? Why so much violence against women, especially THAT kind of violence? And there is no clear answer, as every filmmaker has a different motivation. However, there is an undeniably political slant running through most of these movies that can all generally be applied to the rise of the right-wing and alt-right in French politics from the 1990s onward.
Film scholars like Alice Haylett Bryan and Marc Olivier have pointed to films like Inside, Sheitan, and Frontiers as coinciding with and commentating on the rise of politicians like Nicolas Sarkozy, politicians running on strong anti-immigration platforms and blaming the immigrant populations of France for its ills like the 2005 riots. Though it is less easy to see on the surface level, the Mademoiselle of Martyrs and her secret society are a group of wealthy, white French aristocrats who find purpose through the suffering of others, depicted as the impoverished and WOC; they even describe the process of torturing their martyrs as something they do “systematically”, akin to the policies of a government.
Like the trend of the nuclear monster reflecting our Cold War anxieties in the 50s and 60s, and the spike of home invasion films that took place in the 70s, New French Extreme directors have political engines built into their movies. The shocking parts of New French Extremity punctuate what many of these films are supposed to be: countercultural art meant to attack and depict the dangerous political ideologies that spends the lifeblood and livelihood of underserviced people as currency; ideologies that could very well pose a threat to the existence of a democratic France itself.
New French Extremity’s horrifying sights are not only made effective through the verisimilitude of their directing and production; they are made to remind you of the world’s much more realistic terrors, here right now and possibly yet to come.
DO YOU HAVE NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY RECOMMENDATIONS?
So, now for your required reading from this lecture.
Needless to say, all of the films mentioned in this article bear a massive and profoundly long list of trigger warnings (seriously), primarily for their intense violence, depictions of sexual violence, and depictions of pretty much every terrible thing you can imagine. Please make sure to do your research before watching any of these, and don’t skimp on the self care.
Martyrs (2008) has some of my favorite reveals in any horror movie, and an unforgettable ending you won’t want spoiled, so watch this one first. High Tension is a favorite of many Horror Press readers and writers for a reason. It’s an unrelenting, pulse-pounding film that earns its controversial reputation, and you don’t really feel safe until it’s over (if that). Trouble Every Day gets a lot of flak from Quandt in his original article (what doesn’t?), but I went in blind and was completely caught off guard by what the movie turns into, so avoid any spoilers if you want to see something interesting. Sheitan is a head trip of a film, with recurring face-of-the-genre Vincent Cassel cranking up the madness dial on his performance to an 11. Calvaire, likewise, has a very demented villain on par with the main antagonist of Inside, so they would make for a very interesting double feature if you can stomach two at a time. And while I said Haneke is not New French Extreme, if you want something a little quieter but with an ending that will shake you to your core, I suggest watching The Seventh Continent.
That brings me to the one very big question I had writing this:
Should I even recommend Irreversible? It may be the one film that embodies New French Extremity the most, given how far it pushes the envelope. But do I like it?
No.
It personally is just too much for me. It’s bleak, horrific, it will disturb you entirely and might very well ruin your week, and I can’t stand to watch it. Which is the whole point, but there’s a limit to what I can tolerate. I find Noe is unflinching in his determination to make you run from the theatre and abandon the film altogether, especially in its most infamous and cruel sequence.
From a film history perspective, it is undeniably a piece that has carved itself into French cinema indelibly (for better and for worse), and if you want to plumb the depths of human horror, you’ll be hard-pressed to find as difficult of a watch. So, when you ask me, “Should I watch Irreversible?”, I can only meet you with one honest response: you can certainly try to.
Good luck with that, horror fan.
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And that will be it for today’s Horror 101 lesson. See you in the next class and stay tuned to Horror Press’s social media feeds for more content on horror movies, television, and everything in between.
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Physical Media Matters: Terror Vision and ‘Frogman’
I’ve talked about Frogman from writer/director Anthony Cousins ad nauseam. It even made my Favorite 3 Horror Movies of 2023 list. Hearing that Frogman was getting a physical release from Terror Vision was music to my ears. And, honestly, how crazy was it that it was also getting shelf space at Walmart?! Very rarely can you find a film that killed on the festival circuit and then was readily available on physical media at both a boutique distribution online store as well as a big box retailer.
August 10th, 2024, would be a day that changed my life; Terror Vision was releasing a deluxe edition Blu-ray bundle with a limit of 100 copies. Typically, boutique labels will do limited edition slipcases for films, limiting them between 1,000 and 2,500 copies. The Frogman Deluxe Edition bundle was different. For $68 bucks, you could get one of the most unique and visually stunning releases of my lifetime. So I purchased it. After preordering this majestic bundle, I waited patiently for two and a half months…and then it arrived.
The purpose of this piece isn’t to rub my one (hundred) of a kind purchase in anyone’s face, instead, it’s to highlight the care and beauty behind this release. Simply put, if you love a movie and find it being released by Terror Vision, you should pick it up. Here is the physical side of what came with this bundle:
- A black MILF (Man I Love Frogman) shirt
- A double-sided foldout poster
- A Frogman-themed brochure of Loveland, Ohio/Frogman Point (With a 15% off coupon for Sticky Tongue Gifts & Collectibles)
- A Loveland, Ohio postcard
- A sticker set
- The Fortune Teller Miracle Fish (not listed on the bundle’s itinerary, but a happy inclusion)
- A Frogman mug
- A bound film-supplement book
- A limited rigid box that perfectly fits over the embossed slipcase
- AND A CD full of frog sounds!
In all honesty, I initially thought $68 was a steep price. As the minutes passed, I knew my chance of picking one up was dwindling. Once I opened the box, put on the shirt, read the book, and drank some lukewarm coffee out of my mug…
I realized it was beyond worth the price.
Terror Vision has set the bar for labels like Shout! Factory, Vinegar Syndrome, Arrow Video, and many more. I do not know who runs the program behind the scenes, but it’s clear they are some of the deepest fans of physical media out there. If I had to nitpick, there was one issue I have with the Blu-ray. The title screen. It’s a flat image with a play, subtitles, and special features option. These options are overlaid over a thick blue bar and it doesn’t feel very in theme. Even though the title screen felt a bit bland, the special features surely made up for it.
All of this is to say, if you’re a physical media nut like myself and you haven’t picked anything up from Terror Vision, then what are you doing?! They have excellent releases like WNUF Halloween Special, Malum, Door, and so much more. And thanks to Terror Vision for all they’ve done, we can’t wait to see what you release next.