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RANKING THE V/H/S FILMS: The Good, The Bad, and the Analog-ly
The brainchild of Bloody Disgusting founder Brad Miska, 2012’s V/H/S was an experiment in giving filmmakers free rein over their found footage passion projects. The V/H/S movies generally all follow the same concept: unfortunate people stumble onto cursed VHS tapes and watch the madness within them unfold, with each tape serving as the vessel for a different found footage short. What resulted was a slept-on cult classic being made at the height of the found footage zeitgeist, standing out even when compared with the big franchises like Paranormal Activity and REC. 6 movies later, the series continues to go strong, with a seventh sci-fi horror-centric entry on the way in 2024. So today, as part of our Found Footage February series, we celebrate the legacy of V/H/S by ranking all the films and discussing where they hit, where they miss, and where they stand after all this time.
No franchise embodies the beauty of the horror anthology style quite like the V/H/S films.
The brainchild of Bloody Disgusting founder Brad Miska, 2012’s V/H/S was an experiment in giving filmmakers free rein over their found footage passion projects. The V/H/S movies generally all follow the same concept: unfortunate people stumble onto cursed VHS tapes and watch the madness within them unfold, with each tape serving as the vessel for a different found footage short.
What resulted was a slept-on cult classic being made at the height of the found footage zeitgeist, standing out even when compared with the big franchises like Paranormal Activity and REC. 6 movies later, the series continues to go strong, with a seventh sci-fi horror-centric entry on the way in 2024. So today, as part of our Found Footage February series, we celebrate the legacy of V/H/S by ranking all the films and discussing where they hit, where they miss, and where they stand after all this time.
And, no, we won’t be covering Siren or Kids vs Aliens since, despite being spin-offs. They abandon the formula entirely and don’t count. You can, however, read our review of Kids vs Aliens, since it was pretty great.
We’ve updated our V/H/S ranking to include V/H/S Beyond!
The Entire V/H/S Franchise Ranked
#7: V/H/S: Viral
I know, cheap shot to put it in dead last, but Viral has a reputation as the worst for a reason. I wouldn’t say the scripts here are even that poorly written, and very few of these films have out-of-this-world effects, so I can’t blame those either.
Viral’s inability to commit to a singular tone is its fatal flaw. 99 is campy, 85 is moody, and 94 is just downright terrifying. But Viral is ultimately a day late and a dollar short when it comes to being chaotic or funny, and its more dramatic wraparound segments just needed more work. As is, the framing device takes up far too much time for its payoff, and that’s saying something in a movie that’s only 80 minutes long.
I will give it credit where it is due. What Gregg Bishop does with his brief time and slender effects budget for “The Great Dante” is silly fun, and “Bonestorm” was goofy enough in concept for me to enjoy it for its sheer cheese factor (skaters versus skeletons is totally radical dude!). Still, I would be lying if I didn’t say Viral was the film that almost made me unsubscribe from the series altogether.
#6: V/H/S/Beyond
Does the latest entry in the V/H/S franchise go even further beyond than its series siblings? It’s good, but doesn’t quite break into greatness. Most of its offerings are standard fare, bound by a science fiction theme. The most underwhelming bits are confined to its framing device that, while having a payoff, doesn’t hit as hard as any of its segments.
“Stork” is messy fun, as Jordan Downey directs an adaptation of Oleg Vdovenko’s painting series of the same name; it feels straight out of the masterful digital art that inspired it. Virat Pal’s “Dream Girl” is also a bit messy, but makes a schlocky and decently interesting first half for the film. “Fur Babies” is a mostly dark comedy short in the vein of Kevin Smith’s “Tusk” with some good acting, but feels like it should be more shocking than it is.
The real standouts here are “Live and Let Dive” and “Stowaway”. “Live” really gets to the original spirit of the other films in a way its fellow Beyond chapters don’t always with its adventurous filmmaking. “Stowaway” sees Alanah Pearce giving a really great performance in Kate Siegel’s directorial debut segment. Her mannerisms and line delivery make for a compelling story of an obsessed UFO hunter who makes the find of her dreams but gets nightmarish results in her experimentation. It’s got some of the best effects of the series, as well as a final shot with an emotional gut punch. All in all, a solid anthology.
#5: V/H/S/99
None of the entries above Viral on this list are even bad. Most of them just barely beat each other out for their spot.
And in fact, V/H/S/99 has two of my personal favorite V/H/S segments: “Ozzy’s Dungeon”, Flying Lotus’s demented take on the Nickelodeon game shows of the 90s, and “To Hell and Back”, Joseph and Vanessa Winter’s cinematic equivalent to a haunted house run through hell. “The Gawkers” also feels like a very fun callback to the first V/H/S segment of all, “Amateur Night”, as we see the grisly fate of some teenage peeping toms who mess with the wrong woman. It’s a very solid collection.
Of the Shudder films that have been released so far (94, 99, and 85), 99 is definitively the campiest of the films, and its segments are carried a lot by dark humor and a low-budget, B-movie spirit. Even “Shredding”, which I was a bit harsh on in my first review of the film, is much more enjoyable when seen for its gallows humor and grotesque but comedic ending.
The jokes probably won’t hit the same for everyone, and in general, V/H/S/99 gets stiff-armed by the other films surrounding it (especially with no strong framing device as a backbone). That being said, I’ll never pass up watching a wacky and weird horror film like this one, so it still gets some love from me.
#4: V/H/S
Looking back, it makes complete sense that the V/H/S series got as big as it did when this is what we got as an opener. Though it didn’t see as much critical acclaim as it deserved in 2012 (a year that was 2023 levels of jam-packed horror releases), you have to pay homage to V/H/S for revitalizing the horror anthology format in a major way. Its unique brand of visionary-directed shorts gave us plenty of promise, and it delivered on that potential even if non-horror fans didn’t vibe with it initially.
Not every part of this movie lands, but it only needed three truly great shorts to make its mark: David Bruckner’s “Amateur Night”, “10/31/98” by a pre-Scream Radio Silence, and Joe Swanberg’s “The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger”. Though “Amateur Night” got so much love it earned itself a full-length spin-off in Siren, I find myself revisiting “10/31/98” the most often just because it’s such a fun concept; frat bros accidentally rescuing the monster from the heroes will always be perfect.
Even if the entries in this anthology are outpaced by their successors in terms of brutality or skill, this movie is where it all began. V/H/S left an indelible mark on the horror landscape in the long run, and for that, it deserves all its flowers.
#3: V/H/S/85
The latest entry in the franchise, V/H/S/85’s arrival was hailed with a lot of critical and audience praise, and for good reason. Two standout shorts in 85 earned that rep.
The first is Scott Derrickson’s “Dreamkill”, a spiritual sequel to Derrickson’s work in The Black Phone; “Dreamkill” is an entirely different caliber of short film than anything that has been featured in a V/H/S film. The same can be said of Gigi Saul Guerrero’s “God of Death”, following a rescue crew during the 1985 Mexico City Earthquake, and the ancient evil unleashed by the tremors.
The two are possibly the best made of all the V/H/S segments on a technical level. On top of that, “Ambrosia” is an absolute trip with a very fun connection to another segment in the film and gets a nasty resolution. Bruckner returns to direct this film’s framing device, “Total Copy”, about an alien shapeshifter in captivity slowly learning to mimic things in its surroundings. It’s a very fun setup to a dark punchline in the film’s final shot that never fails to make me smile.
Not every short film here is equally satisfying, and though all of them are well-made, they don’t pack the same punch. It’s very hard to compete with the narrative highs of Derrickson and Guerrero’s work which leaves you wanting more. Still, you can’t take away the kind of quality that 85 brings to the table, and it’s an undeniable standout.
#2: V/H/S/2
Fun fact: this was my first V/H/S film, and the one I was certain would not at all hold up on revisit. I was afraid my own bias had overblown how good it was, but no, it is just that good.
V/H/S/2 is one of those few and far between examples of an ideal sequel: where V/H/S gave us a bunch of very solid short films, V/H/S/2 delivered on that while upping the ante with more shocking and much gorier stories. It’s over the top, and the leap in effects and budget that V/H/S/2 earned makes it surprisingly hold up after all these years.
All four stories are insane, but “Safe Haven” (about an Indonesian death cult and its day of reckoning) and “Slumber Party Alien Abduction” (about exactly what it sounds like) have a special place in my heart for how crazy their climaxes are. If there’s one guiding principle that each filmmaker was on the same page about, it was that they could hold no punches. Even the framing device, “Tape 49”, is a strictly better and bloodier version of its precursor “Tape 56” from the first film.
With returning directors Adam Wingard, Eduardo Sánchez & Gregg Hale of The Blair Witch Project fame, and my personal favorite Gareth Evans of The Raid: Redemption, we have stories that aren’t only disturbing but unbelievably stylish. Conceptually, aesthetically, and cinematography-wise, V/H/S/2 takes the cake. It only gets beaten out by…
#1: V/H/S/94
I need to emphasize: I have not and never will be a worshipper of Raatma. I judge this movie solely on its execution as a really fun anthology film. And any footage of me hanging out in storm drains with rat worshippers is taken ENTIRELY out of context.
Jokes aside, the best entry could have never belonged to anyone but V/H/S/94. It’s the apotheosis of the series’ formula because of how perfectly balanced it is. Though many anthology films would feel lopsided, there’s zero disparity here between the quality of the shorts, and it feels uncanny how they coordinated with such different visual styles.
Newcomers like Chloe Akuno and Ryan Prows stole the show with their segments “Storm Drain” and “Terror”, but series vets like Timo Tjahjanto and Simon Barrett deliver absolute heaters like “The Subject” and “The Empty Wake” to supplement them. “The Subject” in particular stunned me; directorially, it’s hard to top Hardcore Henry meets Resident Evil. That’s not even mentioning Jennifer Reeder’s framing story, “Holy Hell”, which has to be the freakiest of any V/H/S film with its drug-induced cult shenanigans. Separately, they’re strong, but altogether, they make for what is undoubtedly the most frightening and cohesive V/H/S film yet.
While you may get distracted during the framing device in one film, or skip a segment here and there in another, V/H/S/94 keeps you hooked to your screen from start to finish. And that is a true feat.
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Is your ranking of the V/H/S films different? Are you excited for the seventh film on the horizon in 2024?
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HORROR 101: What is The New French Extremity Movement?
What is New French Extremity? The term New French Extremity originated in film journalist James Quandt’s article “Flesh & Blood: Sex and Violence in Recent French Cinema”. The bulk of the article addresses a rash of more violent films that were coming out of French cinema in the late 90s and early 2000s; the article sites Bruno Dumont’s 2003 art film Twentynine Palms as inciting the criticism, seeing it as the latest in a long line of, to him, unimpressive French films at the turning point of a century.
Welcome back to Horror 101, a series of articles where we explain horror movie legends and their lore. For beginners, the confused, or just those who need a refresher, these articles are for you.
It is certainly ironic to be close-minded as a horror fan. What do you mean you’ll watch fifteen terribly made movies in a week but then turn your nose up at something 20 minutes longer than your usual runtime? (That one was aimed at me, so if you caught a stray, apologia).
But, I’ve always been particularly averse to one grouping of films: New French Extremity, a genre whose name came from an article deriding the very notion of it. In more recent years, I’ve grown some appreciation for its offerings, though, as I’ve come to understand the commentary it has to share. It’s a genre pockmarked by bleak cinematic landscapes, painted with the pains of human suffering and grotesqueries to reflect the horrors of the real world. A genre that often delves into the surreal, wading knee-high through depravity to get there.
…Assuming you can call it a genre.
Like German Expressionism, or Dadaism, it’s a style with some major tenets, but no concrete trappings; debated and shaped by its watchers, and now brought to you here. It’s sometimes hard to grasp, but today’s article will try its hardest to answer the question…
WHAT IS NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY?
The term New French Extremity originated in film journalist James Quandt’s article “Flesh & Blood: Sex and Violence in Recent French Cinema”. The bulk of the article addresses a rash of more violent films that were coming out of French cinema in the late 90s and early 2000s; the article sites Bruno Dumont’s 2003 art film Twentynine Palms as inciting the criticism, seeing it as the latest in a long line of, to him, unimpressive French films at the turning point of a century.
Quandt generally writes them off, indicating that they utilize their debauchery as a blunt tool in a clumsy attempt to evoke some sort of philosophical or political message about the human condition, as opposed to the artistic movements of centuries prior like the French Decadent Movement and Dadaism that inspired it. Ironically, the term New French Extremity erupted from this article as the main takeaway for film scholars and critics, because Quandt caps off the article by saying that the grouping of films are too varied in their vision to be considered a proper genre:
The New French Extremity sometimes looks like a latter-day version of the hussards, those Céline-loving, right-wing anarchists of the ’50s determined to rock the pieties of bourgeois culture; but for all their connections (shared actors, screenwriters, etc.), the recent provocateurs are too disparate in purpose and vision to be classified as a movement. […] it appears to be the last gasp of Gallic libertinism.
And so, New French Extremity was minted as a piece of the cinematic lexicon. Jargon meant to describe not only grotesque thriller and horror films coming out of France from the 90s onward, but films whose whole cinematography (both by visuals and by narrative) is rooted in being transgressive. No matter how horrible you think a concept is, New French Extreme will depict it, and no matter how sacred you think something is, expect it to be trampled on with some extremely profane filmmaking. It’s about being so grotesque that they evoke raw and pure disgust, often to reflect the film’s themes or philosophical ideas.
Then, you might ask…
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY AND SPLATTER FILMS?
Surely, films like Saw, Hostel, and Human Centipede have political messages underpinned by their violence. And yes, the Saw franchise in particular can at turns be very meanspirited and violent while being bluntly political; it is what I’d call the most politically American horror film series of all time, and its traps and the major bodily dysfunction they cause are a big part of that.
But in the end, it’s not being an American film that separates it from the genre, as even if it were a French film it wouldn’t fit either. Part of the horror of New French Extreme films is how the violence is presented; it is served as real, raw, and uncut as possible. It is unflinchingly (and unhappily) violent, and grounded in a level of uncomfortable reality. So, there goes another tenet of the movement: it has to crank up the meanspirited energy in its violence, and it can’t really be “fun” in how it displays its extremity.
WHO ARE THE DIRECTORS OF THE NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY MOVEMENT?
As critical as Quandt was of the idea, he did provide a very handy list of names to focus on as the most prominent voices of the movement:
“François Ozon, Gaspar Noé, Catherine Breillat, Philippe Grandrieux—and now, alas, [Bruno] Dumont”.
Names missing from that list, but which crop up later in the article and in the scene in general include Alexandre Aja (director of High Tension), Virginie Despentes (the mind behind the very controversial Baise-moi), Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury (the duo behind Inside and this years The Soul Eater), and Pascal Laugier (of Martyrs and Incident in a Ghostland fame). And though Xavier Gens was a bit late to the party with his 2007 film Frontier(s), he is an important director in terms of where the movement went and where it’s going with its politics. This isn’t a comprehensive list, but a good starting point for you if you’re interested in the genre.
WHO IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY DIRECTOR?
The short answer? Michael Haneke. The long answer? Technically, Haneke popularized the use of transgressive elements to shock and disquiet the audience among his contemporaries. Still, Gaspar Noé is the genre codifier and the most dominant voice in the space creatively.
Despite the extreme nature of films like Funny Games and The Seventh Continent (both brutal and genuinely terrifying), I personally find myself in the camp that his movies are not New French Extreme. We can debate the limits of how messed up something has to be before it’s considered extreme until the cows come home. But the fact is, if you put Haneke’s work alongside all of the films I’ve listed above in the previous segment, he would be the odd man out. He is, simply put, considerably more restrained in terms of showing gore and sexual violence, and the majority of his films’ horror and anxiety come from psychological aspects rather than physical consequences.
The material world is the battleground of the New French Extreme, and the nauseating nature of the films is the tool that Quandt named as the hallmark of the movement. With that in mind, I believe that Gaspar Noé, instead, should be considered the godfather of the genre. Given his films are the most well-known and commercially successful of the New French Extreme “movement”, he is more than worthy of the title; not to mention, he’s the most extreme in all regards. I would consider Irreversible’s directing and presentation to be the peak of the New French Extreme, since its nausea-inducing and sickening content comes with plenty of disorienting directing and editing; and for people with better sound setups than mine, you’ll find the little sound design trick that Noé placed in the film to make it as disturbing as possible.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY?
A question that is much less definitional, and much more philosophical. Why the bleak landscapes? Why the hopeless endings? Why so much violence against women, especially THAT kind of violence? And there is no clear answer, as every filmmaker has a different motivation. However, there is an undeniably political slant running through most of these movies that can all generally be applied to the rise of the right-wing and alt-right in French politics from the 1990s onward.
Film scholars like Alice Haylett Bryan and Marc Olivier have pointed to films like Inside, Sheitan, and Frontiers as coinciding with and commentating on the rise of politicians like Nicolas Sarkozy, politicians running on strong anti-immigration platforms and blaming the immigrant populations of France for its ills like the 2005 riots. Though it is less easy to see on the surface level, the Mademoiselle of Martyrs and her secret society are a group of wealthy, white French aristocrats who find purpose through the suffering of others, depicted as the impoverished and WOC; they even describe the process of torturing their martyrs as something they do “systematically”, akin to the policies of a government.
Like the trend of the nuclear monster reflecting our Cold War anxieties in the 50s and 60s, and the spike of home invasion films that took place in the 70s, New French Extreme directors have political engines built into their movies. The shocking parts of New French Extremity punctuate what many of these films are supposed to be: countercultural art meant to attack and depict the dangerous political ideologies that spends the lifeblood and livelihood of underserviced people as currency; ideologies that could very well pose a threat to the existence of a democratic France itself.
New French Extremity’s horrifying sights are not only made effective through the verisimilitude of their directing and production; they are made to remind you of the world’s much more realistic terrors, here right now and possibly yet to come.
DO YOU HAVE NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY RECOMMENDATIONS?
So, now for your required reading from this lecture.
Needless to say, all of the films mentioned in this article bear a massive and profoundly long list of trigger warnings (seriously), primarily for their intense violence, depictions of sexual violence, and depictions of pretty much every terrible thing you can imagine. Please make sure to do your research before watching any of these, and don’t skimp on the self care.
Martyrs (2008) has some of my favorite reveals in any horror movie, and an unforgettable ending you won’t want spoiled, so watch this one first. High Tension is a favorite of many Horror Press readers and writers for a reason. It’s an unrelenting, pulse-pounding film that earns its controversial reputation, and you don’t really feel safe until it’s over (if that). Trouble Every Day gets a lot of flak from Quandt in his original article (what doesn’t?), but I went in blind and was completely caught off guard by what the movie turns into, so avoid any spoilers if you want to see something interesting. Sheitan is a head trip of a film, with recurring face-of-the-genre Vincent Cassel cranking up the madness dial on his performance to an 11. Calvaire, likewise, has a very demented villain on par with the main antagonist of Inside, so they would make for a very interesting double feature if you can stomach two at a time. And while I said Haneke is not New French Extreme, if you want something a little quieter but with an ending that will shake you to your core, I suggest watching The Seventh Continent.
That brings me to the one very big question I had writing this:
Should I even recommend Irreversible? It may be the one film that embodies New French Extremity the most, given how far it pushes the envelope. But do I like it?
No.
It personally is just too much for me. It’s bleak, horrific, it will disturb you entirely and might very well ruin your week, and I can’t stand to watch it. Which is the whole point, but there’s a limit to what I can tolerate. I find Noe is unflinching in his determination to make you run from the theatre and abandon the film altogether, especially in its most infamous and cruel sequence.
From a film history perspective, it is undeniably a piece that has carved itself into French cinema indelibly (for better and for worse), and if you want to plumb the depths of human horror, you’ll be hard-pressed to find as difficult of a watch. So, when you ask me, “Should I watch Irreversible?”, I can only meet you with one honest response: you can certainly try to.
Good luck with that, horror fan.
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And that will be it for today’s Horror 101 lesson. See you in the next class and stay tuned to Horror Press’s social media feeds for more content on horror movies, television, and everything in between.
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Physical Media Matters: Terror Vision and ‘Frogman’
I’ve talked about Frogman from writer/director Anthony Cousins ad nauseam. It even made my Favorite 3 Horror Movies of 2023 list. Hearing that Frogman was getting a physical release from Terror Vision was music to my ears. And, honestly, how crazy was it that it was also getting shelf space at Walmart?! Very rarely can you find a film that killed on the festival circuit and then was readily available on physical media at both a boutique distribution online store as well as a big box retailer.
August 10th, 2024, would be a day that changed my life; Terror Vision was releasing a deluxe edition Blu-ray bundle with a limit of 100 copies. Typically, boutique labels will do limited edition slipcases for films, limiting them between 1,000 and 2,500 copies. The Frogman Deluxe Edition bundle was different. For $68 bucks, you could get one of the most unique and visually stunning releases of my lifetime. So I purchased it. After preordering this majestic bundle, I waited patiently for two and a half months…and then it arrived.
The purpose of this piece isn’t to rub my one (hundred) of a kind purchase in anyone’s face, instead, it’s to highlight the care and beauty behind this release. Simply put, if you love a movie and find it being released by Terror Vision, you should pick it up. Here is the physical side of what came with this bundle:
- A black MILF (Man I Love Frogman) shirt
- A double-sided foldout poster
- A Frogman-themed brochure of Loveland, Ohio/Frogman Point (With a 15% off coupon for Sticky Tongue Gifts & Collectibles)
- A Loveland, Ohio postcard
- A sticker set
- The Fortune Teller Miracle Fish (not listed on the bundle’s itinerary, but a happy inclusion)
- A Frogman mug
- A bound film-supplement book
- A limited rigid box that perfectly fits over the embossed slipcase
- AND A CD full of frog sounds!
In all honesty, I initially thought $68 was a steep price. As the minutes passed, I knew my chance of picking one up was dwindling. Once I opened the box, put on the shirt, read the book, and drank some lukewarm coffee out of my mug…
I realized it was beyond worth the price.
Terror Vision has set the bar for labels like Shout! Factory, Vinegar Syndrome, Arrow Video, and many more. I do not know who runs the program behind the scenes, but it’s clear they are some of the deepest fans of physical media out there. If I had to nitpick, there was one issue I have with the Blu-ray. The title screen. It’s a flat image with a play, subtitles, and special features option. These options are overlaid over a thick blue bar and it doesn’t feel very in theme. Even though the title screen felt a bit bland, the special features surely made up for it.
All of this is to say, if you’re a physical media nut like myself and you haven’t picked anything up from Terror Vision, then what are you doing?! They have excellent releases like WNUF Halloween Special, Malum, Door, and so much more. And thanks to Terror Vision for all they’ve done, we can’t wait to see what you release next.