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Navigating an Ocean of Horror: The Perfect Horror Movies for Beginners

From the kid-friendly horror titles to the all-out screamers, this list of horror for beginners has you covered no matter which section of the pool you or your viewing partner is ready for. Remember, you can’t toss a brand-new swimmer straight into the deep end. Well, I suppose you can, but they may hate swimming for it. Introduce horror responsibly.

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Scary movies exist within many levels of horror. Because of this, it can be challenging to find a scary movie to start with when you need a good horror movie for beginners.

Whether for yourself, your kid, your partner, your co-worker, your mother-in-law, or someone in between, knowing the fortitude of your audience is half the battle.

Should you start at the pool’s shallow end, where things are a bit tamer, or are you ready to dive into murkier depths of horror? No matter your or your viewing party/s horror tolerance, this list of scary movies for beginners will help you navigate the waters to find the perfect horror movie to start with.

DISCLAIMER: Swim at your own risk.

Everyone’s tolerances and the things they find acceptable wildly vary. While I have taken great care to organize this list into what I believe are different levels of horror movie tolerance, I recommend doing your due diligence before watching any title (especially with anyone aged lower than the film’s rating). This website will tell you any film’s potential triggers, e.g., “Does the dog die?” Meanwhile, IMDB has a Parent’s Guide which lists each incidence of a film’s use of profanity, sexual content, violence, drug use, etc. Also, some movies show how far they are willing to go during the opening scene; if you start a film and the opening scene is gruesome, you can expect the movie to go that far, and perhaps farther, again.

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Time to dive in (and yes, I will be beating this swim lesson metaphor to death for the duration of this piece).

The Best Horror Movies for Beginners

The Kiddie Pool

Some of the best movies to serve as an introduction to horror can be found in films made explicitly for kids. Now don’t get me wrong; just because they’re kid-friendly horror movies doesn’t make them any less scary. The kiddie pool may seem harmless from the outside, but it might just give you nightmares once you know what’s in that water. That’s why these family-friendly scary movies are near and dear to many hardcore horror fan hearts. Starting up with a personal favorite of mine:

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

This movie is the perfect gauge for someone’s horror tolerance. Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. gang reunite to face off against real monsters for the first time. The cartoon zombies give a taste of violence, while the pirate ghosts and voodoo dolls make a fantastic introduction to the paranormal.

Coraline (2009)

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Delivering light body horror via the Other Mother who replaces children’s eyes with buttons… need I say more? It’s a movie whose dark themes will have you questioning how this was made for children but being surprised by the way it serves horror in an objectively palatable manner.

Nightbooks (2021)

The only live-action option in this section is also (in my opinion) the least scary. A witch imprisons a boy who loves to tell scary stories. It’s a little like The Black Phone for kids and makes a perfect creepy movie for family night.

Water Wingies

So they let you out of the kid’s pool, but not without a little floatation device. These family horror films aren’t necessarily suitable for *all* ages; however, they are fun for *most* ages.

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)

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While this film has a similar premise to many children’s movies as a boy finds a magical realm, this title has just enough unsettling imagery to see that it’s too grown up for the kiddie pool.

Beetlejuice (1988)

Take this PG title with a grain of salt, as anyone who’s seen it may remember Beetlejuice perusing the red light district or saying, “Nice f**king model.” The 80s and 90s kids’ movies were most certainly built differently. Outside of that, there’s some fun Claymation horror, great comedic moments, iconic looks, and just enough scariness to unsettle a fresh audience.

Poltergeist (1982)

Speaking of PG horror movies, the 80s “family friendly” horror film where the parents smoked some devil’s lettuce in the kitchen, the man peeled his face off, and real human skeletons swarmed the woman is a perfect introductory scary movie. The face-peeling effects have certainly aged with time, as has some of the terror it once instilled in its day, placing it safely in the safety of water wingies.

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Learning to Doggy Paddle

You’re learning to swim alone now; this independence comes with scarier movies. Good for you.

Child’s Play (1988)

Child’s Play was my oldest child’s first horror movie because it has the perfect blend of suspense and violence to be expected of any scary movie but does not go over the top with it. Added to the fact that, at 35 years old, Chucky is such a known icon, the familiarity helps taper the fear. To the upcoming generation, I suppose Chucky is about as threatening as the older gentleman from Up feeding pigeons on a park bench. After all, the film will be fifty years old when most of our children graduate high school. Pardon me; I’m feeling faint.

Skinamarink (2022)

Much of the horror of this film comes from the tension building and its ability to tap into old childhood feelings of fear – not so much the horrific imagery. As such, this is a great place to begin for anyone who still needs to prepare for the gruesome likes of The Outwaters but is interested in liminal horror.

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Fall (2022)

While this film isn’t a scary movie in the sense that there’s a monster or paranormal event, this film is the perfect family night horror movie, assuming our doggy paddlers can handle extreme heights and perhaps a corpse or two. When two girls are stranded at the top of a 2,000-foot radio tower, the ensuing tale and ending are hauntingly unforgettable.

Strong Swimmer

This section equates those who passed the lifeguard test at the public pool to be allowed to swim in the deep end.

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

If it weren’t for the headless horseman decapitating the pregnant woman’s fetus, Sleepy Hollow would’ve been at a more shallow end of the pool, but here we are. It’s an excellent introduction to gore, as aside from regular decapitation, it’s pretty minimal. Plus, everyone gets to enjoy Christopher Walken’s memorable performance as the Hessian. Between the shot of his mouth with the pointed, bloody teeth, and the witch in the woods, some moments will stick with you long after watching.

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The Others (2001)

The complete lack of gore, minor violence, and ensuing horror make this film excellent for anyone beginning to watch scary movies for the first time. To this day, it’s a unique horror tale that belongs on everyone’s watch list. The intense reveal at the end makes it a title that is likely unsuitable for all viewers.

Happy Death Day (2017)

Sometimes the best way to accustom oneself to horror is to laugh at it shamelessly. This PG-13 Blumhouse horror comedy is the perfect avenue for just that as the main character relives the same day repeatedly (in Groundhog Day fashion), all for her to be murdered by the same unknown, masked assailant each time. The film follows her journey as she tries to unravel the mystery of who is behind the mask. It’s a great introductory slasher, as since time rewinds each day, the deaths never really mean anything. (Or don’t they?)

Adult Swim

Finally, these are the honest-to-goodness scary movies that make the perfect horror movies for beginners ready to be terrified. This category is for people who can’t handle the gore but want to be scared. Sink or swim.

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Sinister (2012)

The folks behind Sinister tried desperately to achieve a PG-13 rating, so there are few moments where violence is shown head-on. Despite this, the film’s subject matter nevertheless landed an R rating. If your viewing party can handle the dark journey of a true-crime writer investigating families ruthlessly annihilated by a demonic entity, this is the film for you.

Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

Mike Flanagan is one of my favorite directors, and this film is a testimony to his expertise in the horror genre. There is little violence, but the imagery is so disturbing that it makes for a wonderfully terrifying time. A family who runs a fraudulent séance operation sees absolute horror as one of them becomes demonically possessed.

The Conjuring (2013)

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This movie marks the rare occasion where a scary movie receives an R rating despite having few scenes of violence, nudity, or profanity. It’s rated R simply for being terrifying. Based on the real-life investigation of an allegedly haunted Connecticut home by Ed and Lorraine Warren, this film is a jump off the diving board straight into the deep end of horror.

From the kid-friendly horror titles to the all-out screamers, this list of horror for beginners has you covered no matter which section of the pool you or your viewing partner is ready for. Remember, you can’t toss a brand-new swimmer straight into the deep end. Well, I suppose you can, but they may hate swimming for it. Introduce horror responsibly. Let us know in the comments or on social media if there are any beginner horror movies you wish had been included!

A writer by both passion and profession: Tiffany Taylor is a mother of three with a lifelong interest in all things strange or mysterious. Her love for the written word blossomed from her love of horror at a young age because scary stories played an integral role in her childhood. Today, when she isn’t reading, writing, or watching scary movies, Tiffany enjoys cooking, stargazing, and listening to music.

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HORROR 101: What is The New French Extremity Movement?

What is New French Extremity? The term New French Extremity originated in film journalist James Quandt’s article “Flesh & Blood: Sex and Violence in Recent French Cinema”. The bulk of the article addresses a rash of more violent films that were coming out of French cinema in the late 90s and early 2000s; the article sites Bruno Dumont’s 2003 art film Twentynine Palms as inciting the criticism, seeing it as the latest in a long line of, to him, unimpressive French films at the turning point of a century.

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Welcome back to Horror 101, a series of articles where we explain horror movie legends and their lore. For beginners, the confused, or just those who need a refresher, these articles are for you.

It is certainly ironic to be close-minded as a horror fan. What do you mean you’ll watch fifteen terribly made movies in a week but then turn your nose up at something 20 minutes longer than your usual runtime? (That one was aimed at me, so if you caught a stray, apologia).

But, I’ve always been particularly averse to one grouping of films: New French Extremity, a genre whose name came from an article deriding the very notion of it. In more recent years, I’ve grown some appreciation for its offerings, though, as I’ve come to understand the commentary it has to share. It’s a genre pockmarked by bleak cinematic landscapes, painted with the pains of human suffering and grotesqueries to reflect the horrors of the real world. A genre that often delves into the surreal, wading knee-high through depravity to get there.

…Assuming you can call it a genre.

Like German Expressionism, or Dadaism, it’s a style with some major tenets, but no concrete trappings; debated and shaped by its watchers, and now brought to you here. It’s sometimes hard to grasp, but today’s article will try its hardest to answer the question…  

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WHAT IS NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY?

The term New French Extremity originated in film journalist James Quandt’s article “Flesh & Blood: Sex and Violence in Recent French Cinema”. The bulk of the article addresses a rash of more violent films that were coming out of French cinema in the late 90s and early 2000s; the article sites Bruno Dumont’s 2003 art film Twentynine Palms as inciting the criticism, seeing it as the latest in a long line of, to him, unimpressive French films at the turning point of a century.

Quandt generally writes them off, indicating that they utilize their debauchery as a blunt tool in a clumsy attempt to evoke some sort of philosophical or political message about the human condition, as opposed to the artistic movements of centuries prior like the French Decadent Movement and Dadaism that inspired it. Ironically, the term New French Extremity erupted from this article as the main takeaway for film scholars and critics, because Quandt caps off the article by saying that the grouping of films are too varied in their vision to be considered a proper genre:

The New French Extremity sometimes looks like a latter-day version of the hussards, those Céline-loving, right-wing anarchists of the ’50s determined to rock the pieties of bourgeois culture; but for all their connections (shared actors, screenwriters, etc.), the recent provocateurs are too disparate in purpose and vision to be classified as a movement. […] it appears to be the last gasp of Gallic libertinism.

And so, New French Extremity was minted as a piece of the cinematic lexicon. Jargon meant to describe not only grotesque thriller and horror films coming out of France from the 90s onward, but films whose whole cinematography (both by visuals and by narrative) is rooted in being transgressive. No matter how horrible you think a concept is, New French Extreme will depict it, and no matter how sacred you think something is, expect it to be trampled on with some extremely profane filmmaking. It’s about being so grotesque that they evoke raw and pure disgust, often to reflect the film’s themes or philosophical ideas. 

Then, you might ask…

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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY AND SPLATTER FILMS?

Surely, films like Saw, Hostel, and Human Centipede have political messages underpinned by their violence. And yes, the Saw franchise in particular can at turns be very meanspirited and violent while being bluntly political; it is what I’d call the most politically American horror film series of all time, and its traps and the major bodily dysfunction they cause are a big part of that.

But in the end, it’s not being an American film that separates it from the genre, as even if it were a French film it wouldn’t fit either. Part of the horror of New French Extreme films is how the violence is presented; it is served as real, raw, and uncut as possible. It is unflinchingly (and unhappily) violent, and grounded in a level of uncomfortable reality. So, there goes another tenet of the movement: it has to crank up the meanspirited energy in its violence, and it can’t really be “fun” in how it displays its extremity.

WHO ARE THE DIRECTORS OF THE NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY MOVEMENT?

As critical as Quandt was of the idea, he did provide a very handy list of names to focus on as the most prominent voices of the movement:

“François Ozon, Gaspar Noé, Catherine Breillat, Philippe Grandrieux—and now, alas, [Bruno] Dumont”. 

Names missing from that list, but which crop up later in the article and in the scene in general include Alexandre Aja (director of High Tension), Virginie Despentes (the mind behind the very controversial Baise-moi), Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury (the duo behind Inside and this years The Soul Eater), and Pascal Laugier (of Martyrs and Incident in a Ghostland fame). And though Xavier Gens was a bit late to the party with his 2007 film Frontier(s), he is an important director in terms of where the movement went and where it’s going with its politics. This isn’t a comprehensive list, but a good starting point for you if you’re interested in the genre.

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WHO IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY DIRECTOR?

The short answer? Michael Haneke. The long answer? Technically, Haneke popularized the use of transgressive elements to shock and disquiet the audience among his contemporaries. Still, Gaspar Noé is the genre codifier and the most dominant voice in the space creatively.  

Despite the extreme nature of films like Funny Games and The Seventh Continent (both brutal and genuinely terrifying), I personally find myself in the camp that his movies are not New French Extreme. We can debate the limits of how messed up something has to be before it’s considered extreme until the cows come home. But the fact is, if you put Haneke’s work alongside all of the films I’ve listed above in the previous segment, he would be the odd man out. He is, simply put, considerably more restrained in terms of showing gore and sexual violence, and the majority of his films’ horror and anxiety come from psychological aspects rather than physical consequences.

The material world is the battleground of the New French Extreme, and the nauseating nature of the films is the tool that Quandt named as the hallmark of the movement. With that in mind, I believe that Gaspar Noé, instead, should be considered the godfather of the genre. Given his films are the most well-known and commercially successful of the New French Extreme “movement”, he is more than worthy of the title; not to mention, he’s the most extreme in all regards. I would consider Irreversible’s directing and presentation to be the peak of the New French Extreme, since its nausea-inducing and sickening content comes with plenty of disorienting directing and editing; and for people with better sound setups than mine, you’ll find the little sound design trick that Noé placed in the film to make it as disturbing as possible.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY?

A question that is much less definitional, and much more philosophical. Why the bleak landscapes? Why the hopeless endings? Why so much violence against women, especially THAT kind of violence? And there is no clear answer, as every filmmaker has a different motivation. However, there is an undeniably political slant running through most of these movies that can all generally be applied to the rise of the right-wing and alt-right in French politics from the 1990s onward.

Film scholars like Alice Haylett Bryan and Marc Olivier have pointed to films like Inside, Sheitan, and Frontiers as coinciding with and commentating on the rise of politicians like Nicolas Sarkozy, politicians running on strong anti-immigration platforms and blaming the immigrant populations of France for its ills like the 2005 riots. Though it is less easy to see on the surface level, the Mademoiselle of Martyrs and her secret society are a group of wealthy, white French aristocrats who find purpose through the suffering of others, depicted as the impoverished and WOC; they even describe the process of torturing their martyrs as something they do “systematically”, akin to the policies of a government.

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Like the trend of the nuclear monster reflecting our Cold War anxieties in the 50s and 60s, and the spike of home invasion films that took place in the 70s, New French Extreme directors have political engines built into their movies. The shocking parts of New French Extremity punctuate what many of these films are supposed to be: countercultural art meant to attack and depict the dangerous political ideologies that spends the lifeblood and livelihood of underserviced people as currency; ideologies that could very well pose a threat to the existence of a democratic France itself.

New French Extremity’s horrifying sights are not only made effective through the verisimilitude of their directing and production; they are made to remind you of the world’s much more realistic terrors, here right now and possibly yet to come. 

DO YOU HAVE NEW FRENCH EXTREMITY RECOMMENDATIONS?

So, now for your required reading from this lecture.

Needless to say, all of the films mentioned in this article bear a massive and profoundly long list of trigger warnings (seriously), primarily for their intense violence, depictions of sexual violence, and depictions of pretty much every terrible thing you can imagine. Please make sure to do your research before watching any of these, and don’t skimp on the self care.

Martyrs (2008) has some of my favorite reveals in any horror movie, and an unforgettable ending you won’t want spoiled, so watch this one first. High Tension is a favorite of many Horror Press readers and writers for a reason. It’s an unrelenting, pulse-pounding film that earns its controversial reputation, and you don’t really feel safe until it’s over (if that). Trouble Every Day gets a lot of flak from Quandt in his original article (what doesn’t?), but I went in blind and was completely caught off guard by what the movie turns into, so avoid any spoilers if you want to see something interesting. Sheitan is a head trip of a film, with recurring face-of-the-genre Vincent Cassel cranking up the madness dial on his performance to an 11. Calvaire, likewise, has a very demented villain on par with the main antagonist of Inside, so they would make for a very interesting double feature if you can stomach two at a time. And while I said Haneke is not New French Extreme, if you want something a little quieter but with an ending that will shake you to your core, I suggest watching The Seventh Continent.

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That brings me to the one very big question I had writing this:

Should I even recommend Irreversible? It may be the one film that embodies New French Extremity the most, given how far it pushes the envelope. But do I like it?

No.

It personally is just too much for me. It’s bleak, horrific, it will disturb you entirely and might very well ruin your week, and I can’t stand to watch it. Which is the whole point, but there’s a limit to what I can tolerate. I find Noe is unflinching in his determination to make you run from the theatre and abandon the film altogether, especially in its most infamous and cruel sequence.

From a film history perspective, it is undeniably a piece that has carved itself into French cinema indelibly (for better and for worse), and if you want to plumb the depths of human horror, you’ll be hard-pressed to find as difficult of a watch. So, when you ask me, “Should I watch Irreversible?”, I can only meet you with one honest response: you can certainly try to.

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Good luck with that, horror fan.

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And that will be it for today’s Horror 101 lesson. See you in the next class and stay tuned to Horror Press’s social media feeds for more content on horror movies, television, and everything in between.

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Physical Media Matters: Terror Vision and ‘Frogman’

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I’ve talked about Frogman from writer/director Anthony Cousins ad nauseam. It even made my Favorite 3 Horror Movies of 2023 list. Hearing that Frogman was getting a physical release from Terror Vision was music to my ears. And, honestly, how crazy was it that it was also getting shelf space at Walmart?! Very rarely can you find a film that killed on the festival circuit and then was readily available on physical media at both a boutique distribution online store as well as a big box retailer.

August 10th, 2024, would be a day that changed my life; Terror Vision was releasing a deluxe edition Blu-ray bundle with a limit of 100 copies. Typically, boutique labels will do limited edition slipcases for films, limiting them between 1,000 and 2,500 copies. The Frogman Deluxe Edition bundle was different. For $68 bucks, you could get one of the most unique and visually stunning releases of my lifetime. So I purchased it. After preordering this majestic bundle, I waited patiently for two and a half months…and then it arrived.

The purpose of this piece isn’t to rub my one (hundred) of a kind purchase in anyone’s face, instead, it’s to highlight the care and beauty behind this release. Simply put, if you love a movie and find it being released by Terror Vision, you should pick it up. Here is the physical side of what came with this bundle:

  • A black MILF (Man I Love Frogman) shirt
  • A double-sided foldout poster
  • A Frogman-themed brochure of Loveland, Ohio/Frogman Point (With a 15% off coupon for Sticky Tongue Gifts & Collectibles)
  • A Loveland, Ohio postcard
  • A sticker set
  • The Fortune Teller Miracle Fish (not listed on the bundle’s itinerary, but a happy inclusion)
  • A Frogman mug
  • A bound film-supplement book
  • A limited rigid box that perfectly fits over the embossed slipcase
  • AND A CD full of frog sounds!

In all honesty, I initially thought $68 was a steep price. As the minutes passed, I knew my chance of picking one up was dwindling. Once I opened the box, put on the shirt, read the book, and drank some lukewarm coffee out of my mug…

I realized it was beyond worth the price.

Terror Vision has set the bar for labels like Shout! Factory, Vinegar Syndrome, Arrow Video, and many more. I do not know who runs the program behind the scenes, but it’s clear they are some of the deepest fans of physical media out there. If I had to nitpick, there was one issue I have with the Blu-ray. The title screen. It’s a flat image with a play, subtitles, and special features option. These options are overlaid over a thick blue bar and it doesn’t feel very in theme. Even though the title screen felt a bit bland, the special features surely made up for it.

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All of this is to say, if you’re a physical media nut like myself and you haven’t picked anything up from Terror Vision, then what are you doing?! They have excellent releases like WNUF Halloween Special, Malum, Door, and so much more. And thanks to Terror Vision for all they’ve done, we can’t wait to see what you release next.

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