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Horror Forecast: Upcoming Scary Movies in 2023, 2024, and Beyond

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It has been raining great horror movies lately, and according to my boobs, there’s a 100% chance it’s going to keep raining.

2022 was a fantastic year to be a horror fan, packed with blockbuster hits and underrated horror gems. But 2023 and 2024 are shaping up to be perhaps even better.

July 2nd marked the halfway point of this year, and what a film selection we’ve gotten thus far! Films like M3gan, Scream VI, and Evil Dead Rise were obvious instant classics before they even released. Not to mention the sleeper hits we’ve gotten in films like Brooklyn 45 and Skinamarink.

But this year’s storm of horror is just beginning. Here are some scary movies releasing in the second half of 2023 and beyond.

Upcoming Horror Movies 2023

Cobweb

Inspired by Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Telltale Heart”, Cobweb follows the story of a boy who begins hearing unexplained knocking coming from his walls. This Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg-produced horror film will be released in theaters on July 21st.

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Talk to Me

The directorial debut of Danny and Michael Phillipou has gotten a lot of attention ever since the trailer dropped. The film follows a group of teens discovering they can interact with the spirit world through an embalmed hand. How could anything possibly go wrong?

Talk to Me releases in theaters on July 28th.

The Deliverance

This upcoming Netflix horror film featuring Omar Epps and Glenn Close follows the story of a family who believes their home is a gateway to another world as strange activity unfolds. The film will become available for streaming on Netflix sometime later this year.

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The Haunted Mansion

A Disney horror movie packed with star power is underway with The Haunted Mansion, starring Tiffany Haddish, Owen Wilson, Jamie Lee Curtis, LaKeith Stanfield, Ryan Gosling, Jared Leto, Danny DeVito, Winona Ryder, and more.

Find The Haunted Mansion in theatres on July 28th.

The Strangers

This reboot of the 2006 film The Strangers sees a couple terrorized in an Oregon Airbnb. The film is the first of a trilogy of upcoming Strangers movies. No release date is currently known, although Collider reported in January that The Strangers reboot will be released sometime in 2023.

Last Voyage of the Demeter

Based on a chapter from Bram Stoker’s Dracula, this creature feature will tell the tale of the ill-fated Demeter as it sails cargo from Carpathia to London.

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You can find this Dracula movie in theaters on August 11th.

Elevator Game

This upcoming scary movie, directed by Rebekah McKendry, is about a purportedly cursed elevator ritual of the same name that gained popularity online years ago. This supernatural horror movie, based on the true, mysterious disappearance of Elisa Lam, sounds terrifying already. Count me in

Elevator Game will be available for streaming on Shudder on August 11th.

The First Omen

The son of Satan comes alive this year in the prequel to the horror classic The Omen. Directed by Arkasha Stevenson, little is known about the plot, but The First Omen is expected to release before 2023 is over.

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Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor

Before there was Hell House, there was The Carmichael Manor. This prequel tale shows a team of investigators staying at the abandoned manor where horrific murders occurred. While a release date is unknown, the new Hell House LLC movie is expected to stream on Shudder this fall.

 

The Nun II

Based in France in 1956, The Nun 2 sees the return of Sister Irene (Taissa Farmiga) four years after the first film’s events. After a priest is murdered, it becomes clear that Valak (Bonnie Aarons) has also returned.

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The Nun 2 releases in theaters on September 8th.

Cinderella’s Curse

If you follow Horror Press on Instagram or TikTok, you may remember the announcement of a gore-soaked Cinderella slasher film coming this October. Not much is known about the movie yet; however, Bloody Disgusting recently premiered some first look photos of the film.

The Exorcist: Believer

For the first time since 1979’s The Exorcist, Ellen Burstyn is returning as Chris MacNeil for the Blumhouse-produced sequel. Friday, October 13th is an excellent day for an exorcism, as that’s when The Exorcist: Believer arrives in theaters.

 Five Nights at Freddy’s

Based on the popular video game series, this horror movie follows a security guard who begins working overnight at a pizza place housing evil animatronics. Produced by Blumhouse, Five Nights at Freddy’s sees the return of Matthew Lillard to horror as he plays Freddy’s founder William Afton.

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See Five Nights at Freddy’s in theaters on October 27th.

Saw X

The tenth installment of the Saw franchise arrives this Halloween season with the return of Tobin Bell as Jigsaw and Shawnee Smith as Amanda Young. Considering (Saw spoiler warning) that they both died seven movies ago, it’s unclear exactly how these characters will be integrated. There is some speculation that Saw X will serve as a “midquel” between the first and second Saw films, though to date there’s been no official confirmation. But I’m not here to question it too much anyway; I’m just happy the gang’s getting back together again.

Find me yelling at the screen in theaters when Saw X releases on October 27th.

Thanksgiving

Eli Roth released a trailer for a movie that didn’t exist in 2007. Now, the film advertised all those years ago comes to fruition in Thanksgiving, an Eli Roth slasher. Thanksgiving releases in theaters on November 17th.

Scary Movies Releasing in 2024 and Beyond

Friday the 13th Reboot

Friday the 13th original director Sean Cunningham is working on a Friday the 13th reboot alongside Jeff Locker and Jeremy Weiss. Little is known about the film yet, but Jason fans will be happy to know that there is also a prequel series called Crystal Lake, produced by A24, with original writer Victor Miller executive producing, being released on Peacock in 2024.

Night Swim

Blumhouse has yet another scary movie underway, based on a 2014 horror short film with the same title. This supernatural horror movie about a swimming pool will be released on January 5th, 2024.

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The Conjuring: Last Rites

The Conjuring Universe has another film underway, as The Conjuring 4 has been confirmed, with Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson reprising their roles as Lorraine and Ed Warren.

The Life of Chuck

Mike Flanagan is adapting another Stephen King story. This time it is a short story from the If It Bleeds novella called “The Life of Chuck.” Tom Hiddleston and Mark Hamill will have lead roles in the film. No release date has been announced yet.

Another Mike Flanagan film was announced in 2021, a sci-fi horror titled “The Season of Passage,” adapting the Christopher Pike novel of the same name. With plans to be produced by Universal and Intrepid Pictures, little discussion has been had about the film since.

Final Destination 6: Bloodlines

As confirmed by the franchise creator, Jeffrey Riddick, the sixth installment of Final Destination will follow a group of first responders who escape tragedy, only to still be seemingly marked for death. The release date is to be announced.

Terrifier 3

Art the Clown is returning with a bigger budget than ever with Terrifier 3 in 2024. The film will see the return of Lauren Lavera as Sienna and David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown, with Damien Leone returning to the director’s chair once more.

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MaXXXine

The final film in Ti West’s X trilogy follows the events of X as Maxine (Mia Goth) moves to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. Filming began in April, so we likely won’t see it until at least early 2024.

Untitled Jordan Peele Film

Variety announced in March 2023 that Jordan Peele has a fourth horror movie on the way. Nothing is known about this project, except to expect it on Christmas Day 2024.

Beetlejuice 2

Ready your Handbooks for the Recently Deceased; Beetlejuice is returning. Michael Keaton is reprising his role as the titular icon, and Winona Ryder returns as Lydia Deetz, who now has a daughter, played by Jenna Ortega. Beetlejuice 2 will release on September 6th, 2024.

Weapons

Zach Cregger burst into the horror scene with his debut scary movie Barbarian last year. We won’t have to wait long for another Zach Cregger horror film because a science-fi horror film titled Weapons, starring Pedro Pascal, is on the way. No release date is known, though late 2024 seems likely.

A Quiet Place: Day One

Emily Blunt and Millicent Simmons reprise their former roles in this prequel spinoff. Horror fans will be excited to hear that Hereditary’s Alex Wolff and Stranger Things’ Joseph Quinn have joined the cast. Produced by John Krasinski and Michael Bay, A Quiet Place: Day One releases on March 8th, 2024.

Alien: Romulus

Only a little is known about the sixth Alien movie, other than it is directed by Fede Alvarez, produced by Ridley Scott, and stars Cailee Spaeny and Isabela Merced. Alien: Romulus is expected to be released on August 16th, 2024.

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Other Exciting Horror Productions Coming Soon:

While this is not an exhaustive list of everything to expect, it certainly paints a promising future for all the horror to come. If it rained horror movies in 2022, then 2023 and 2024 are bringing forth torrential storms and hailing horror movies. There are no signs of slowing either, as M3gan 2.0 is coming to theaters on January 17th, 2025.

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A writer by both passion and profession: Tiffany Taylor is a mother of three with a lifelong interest in all things strange or mysterious. Her love for the written word blossomed from her love of horror at a young age because scary stories played an integral role in her childhood. Today, when she isn’t reading, writing, or watching scary movies, Tiffany enjoys cooking, stargazing, and listening to music.

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The Best Horror You Can Stream on Shudder in September 2024

We are officially into the Halloween season, and it is Shudder’s time to shine. The beloved streamer serves us nightmare fuel, hidden gems, and deep cuts all year long, but she always steps it up a bit in Autumn. Maybe it is all the PSLs and comfy cardigans. If so, I have even more in common with the best horror streamer out there. While I unpack if Shudder and I are starting to spend too much time together, you should see which deadly, demonic, and disturbing movies I am looking at in this September lineup. 

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We are officially into the Halloween season, and it is Shudder’s time to shine. The beloved streamer serves us nightmare fuel, hidden gems, and deep cuts all year long, but she always steps it up a bit in Autumn. Maybe it is all the PSLs and comfy cardigans. If so, I have even more in common with the best horror streamer out there. While I unpack if Shudder and I are starting to spend too much time together, you should see which deadly, demonic, and disturbing movies I am looking at in this September lineup. 

The Best Movies to Stream on Shudder This Month

All You Need is Death (2023)

A young couple who collects ballads stumble upon something sinister when they record and translate an ancient, taboo folk song. I have been trying to watch this movie for over a year, and I am so glad that Shudder is allowing me to finally do that this month. I want to hear this creepy song and see what this couple conjures up. I hope it is gruesome, awful, and all the other fun things I deserve. 

You can watch All You Need is Death on September 7th.

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Blue Sunshine (1977)

People begin going bald and becoming homicidal maniacs in Los Angeles – and it just might have something to do with the LSD the murderers took ten years ago. I have a soft spot for ’70s sci-fi horror, so I was sold even before I found out there would be a drug-induced killing spree. I will run at this title the second it hits the streamer. 

You can watch Blue Sunshine on September 9th.

The Demon Disorder (2024)

A man haunted by the death of his father gets a phone call from one of his brothers informing him that their youngest brother is possessed by their dead dad. I am so here for family drama, possessions, and sending parents to hell. More importantly, this movie is an Australian horror film, and those filmmakers rarely fail to understand the demonic assignment over there. 

You can watch The Demon Disorder on September 6th.

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In A Violent Nature (2024)

A rotten corpse is reanimated when a mysterious locket is removed from its resting place. The undead spirit sets his sights on the group of teens who disturbed his slumber by taking the necklace. I enjoyed this movie and think the sound design should be nominated for so many awards. I know that I am a sucker for a summer slasher set in the woods, but I think this one is a lot of fun. I am excited that more people will finally get to check it out.

You can watch In A Violent Nature on September 13th.

The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (1974)

A cop pursuing two murder suspects is unaware the gruesome crimes are being committed by the living dead. This is a Spanish zombie flick from the 1970s. I want this movie injected directly into my eyeballs because nothing will ever sound as cool again. What a time to be alive and to be a Shudder subscriber. This film is also known as Let Sleeping Corpses Lie if you are also about to Google it and make it your new personality. 

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You can watch The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue on September 9th.

Well, there you have it—five new reasons for Shudder to keep taking our money. Consider me booked and busy this month because the streamer will have my undivided attention. 

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How to Prepare for Halloween Horror Nights: The Ultimate Guide

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas — we’re talking Halloween season, baby! And in my household, that officially begins on the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios.

Now in its 33rd year, Halloween Horror Nights (or HHN for short) is an annual event hosted at Universal Studios Florida. You’ll also find HHN at Universal Studios Hollywood, though the line-ups tend to deviate. I’ve never been to the Hollywood event so this article is specific to Halloween Horror Nights at the Universal Orlando Resort, but some of the following tips likely still apply.

Combining haunted houses, on-street entertainment, themed food and drinks, and more, HHN is a huge amount of fun for the casual and hardcore horror fan alike. But how do you have the most fun at HHN? Stick with me, kid, because I’ve spent the last few years organizing the annual excursion for my “scream squad” and have picked up some game-changing tips and tricks along the way.

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas — we’re talking Halloween season, baby! And in my household, that officially begins on the opening night of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios.

Now in its 33rd year, Halloween Horror Nights (or HHN for short) is an annual event hosted at Universal Studios Florida. You’ll also find HHN at Universal Studios Hollywood, though the line-ups tend to deviate. I’ve never been to the Hollywood event so this article is specific to Halloween Horror Nights at the Universal Orlando Resort, but some of the following tips likely still apply.

Combining haunted houses, on-street entertainment, themed food and drinks, and more, HHN is a huge amount of fun for the casual and hardcore horror fan alike. But how do you have the most fun at HHN? Stick with me, kid, because I’ve spent the last few years organizing the annual excursion for my “scream squad” and have picked up some game-changing tips and tricks along the way.

From route planning to the hydration situation (no, seriously), here’s everything you need to know to have a killer time at Halloween Horror Nights 33.

The basics: What kind of HHN tickets do you need and when should you go?

The first thing you need to know if you’re planning to attend Halloween Horror Nights for the first time is that it’s a separately ticketed event, which means your regular park tickets or annual pass won’t get you in. The event can sell out, especially on weekends and around Halloween itself, so it’s best to snag your tickets in advance. It’s also a good idea to download the Universal Orlando Resort app and add your tickets to your virtual wallet to avoid keeping tabs on a paper pass (been there, done that, panicked when I thought I lost it).

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The 2024 Halloween Horror Nights season is the longest yet, running every Wednesday through Sunday from August 30 until November 3. Single-night tickets start at $82.99 (plus tax) but can cost well over a hundred depending on what nights you plan to attend, so it’s well worth doing the math to see if a multi-night ticket is a better deal for you. Universal offers four different multi-night tickets that go up in price as the number of nights covered increases:

  • Rush of Fear Pass: Covers the first 18 nights of the event only. Ideal for early birds. For HHN 33, pricing begins at $179.99 (plus tax) per person, which means it’s practically paid for itself by the end of the second night.
  • Frequent Fear Pass: Covers every Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday night of the event (30 nights total). Ideal for folks who want more flexibility but prefer to avoid weekend crowds. For HHN 33, pricing begins at $239.99 (plus tax) per person.
  • Frequent Fear Plus Pass: Covers every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Sunday night of the event, plus the first and last Saturdays (40 nights total). Ideal for the die-hards who want to be there for opening and closing weekend. For HHN 33, pricing begins at $289.99 (plus tax) per person.
  • Ultimate Frequent Fear Pass: Covers every night of the event (48 nights total). Ideal for locals. For HHN 33, pricing begins at $399.99 (plus tax) per person.

You also have the option to add a (pricey!) Express Access upgrade to any of the multi-night passes. At the time of writing, this upgrade is sold out for HHN 33 for all but the Rush of Fear Pass, though single-night Express Passes are still available (more about Express below). And if you’re an annual passholder, you may be able to get discounted or even free single-night event admission on select nights, so factor that into your considerations when choosing your ticket type. You can compare and contrast all the ticketing options by visiting the Universal Orlando Resort website.

Since October is a busy month for me, I prefer to visit HHN early in the season with a regular Rush of Fear Pass. It’s still busy, especially on weekends, but the lines aren’t nearly as long as they can get in late October. I recommend spending at least three nights at Halloween Horror Nights to ensure you have time to get your fill of the fog without feeling rushed, though there are ways to make a single night count (see below). Spreading your trip out can also help you account for potential washouts, which aren’t exactly uncommon in Florida during hurricane season.

Whatever you do, just remember that HHN doesn’t happen on Mondays or Tuesdays. So, if you’re going for a full week, consider building a couple of rest days into your schedule. (Or go ham at the water park. I’m not your mother.)

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The extras: Is the RIP Tour at HHN worth it? What about Express?

Over the years, I’ve done HHN on the cheap and with all the bells and whistles attached, so if you have questions about whether an add-on is worth it, I’ve got you covered.

Personally, my favorite way to experience HHN is with an RIP Tour. This is a VIP, small-group guided walking tour that gets you front-of-the-line entry to all 10 haunted houses in a single night. That’s right: your tour guide walks you right up to the door of each house and takes you straight in — zero queuing required. You’ll also get reserved seating at the show, a pre-tour reception with tasty treats, a commemorative lanyard and button, and other fun little perks that make you feel like the fanciest ghoul at the ball.

Let’s rip (heh) the band-aid off and talk about cost. RIP Tours aren’t cheap — for HHN 33, they start at $369.99 plus tax per person — but for my scream squad at least, they’re worth the extra overtime at work. We like to schedule our RIP Tour for our very first night at the event, allowing us to experience everything HHN has to offer upfront so that we can prioritize our favorite houses on subsequent nights. It’s easier to wait in a 90-minute line if you know you really love that house.

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If the cost of the RIP Tour is making your eye twitch, you may want to invest in an Express Pass instead. These start at $149.99 per person plus tax and allow you to skip the regular line once per house. Keep in mind though that you’re not skipping the line entirely, and on busy nights, Express wait times for popular houses can still be fairly high. If you’ve only got one night at HHN and you want to guarantee that you’ll see everything, splurging for the RIP Tour is still your best bet.

Whichever path you choose to reduce your wait times, you’ll still need separate admission to the event, so don’t forget to include the cost of your HHN tickets in your budget. After all, there’s nothing scarier than an unexpected expense on vacation.

There’s one other extra I’d highly recommend for the HHN completionist and that’s a Behind-the-Screams: Unmasking the Horror Tour. This won’t affect your wait times in the slightest, but it will give you a new appreciation for the thought and craftsmanship that goes into the houses at HHN.

Starting at $109.99 (plus tax) for the 3-house tour and $179.99 (plus tax) for the 6-house tour, Unmasking the Horror takes place during the day and gives you a light-on look at some of the haunted houses that will test your bladder during the evening event. Your tour guide will tell you the stories behind the houses, point out easter eggs, and even let you take pictures in certain areas. If you’re the sort of person who loves learning how special effects are done in your favorite horror movies, you’ll probably get a real kick out of this tour. Save it for the end of your trip if possible to avoid spoiling the surprise.

The lodging: Where should you stay during HHN?

Where you stay might not be at the top of your list of concerns for HHN, but trust me when I say that it can make a huge difference to your overall experience.

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I stayed off-property for my first year at HHN and regretted that decision a little more every night as I hunted for my Uber in the chaotic parking garage. Since then, I’ve stayed at various Universal Orlando Resort properties and have never looked back.

As of 2024, the Universal Orlando Resort includes eight hotels, with three more scheduled to open in 2025. Of those eight, all but two (Dockside and Surfside Inn and Suites) include walking path access to Universal Studios Orlando. If you’re staying at one of the Signature Collection hotels (Portofino Bay, Hard Rock, Royal Pacific, or Sapphire Falls), you’ll also be able to travel to the park in style via the water taxi.

Why does this matter? Well, taking a water taxi or walking path to HHN means you get to avoid the crowded main entrance at Citywalk altogether. You’ll cruise through security and have access to a dedicated entrance for resort guests. And for my money, there’s no better feeling than slumping into a seat on the water taxi at 2 a.m., exhausted but happy, and feeling the wind in your hair as you sail toward your comfy bed.

Here are a few additional tips for getting the most out of an on-property stay at HHN:

  • You can fit four people into a 2-bed room if you’re not afraid to snuggle up with your buddies. Hey, you’re gonna be clinging to one another in the houses, so why not practice in your room?
  • Not sure you can make it to the end of the event at 2 a.m.? Staying at a Universal Orlando Resort property makes it easy to knock out a few houses when the gates open, head back to your hotel for a power nap, and then return to close out the night strong. That might sound psychotic, but house lines tend to get much shorter after midnight, so you can often race through a few of your favorites in a fraction of the time.
  • All Signature Collection hotels except Sapphire Falls come with Express Passes to the theme parks, but these don’t extend to Halloween Horror Nights. So, if your top priority is shorter lines at HHN, it may be better to pick one of the cheaper hotel options and spend the money you saved on an Express Pass for the event instead.
  • If you book your hotel early, check the rate from time to time in the lead-up to the event because it can fluctuate. I saved a cool $80 this year by calling the hotel and asking for the current passholder discount to be reflected. That’s $80 more pizza fries I can consume.

The fit: What should you wear to HHN?

Like choosing your lodging, deciding what to wear might not be at the top of your mind as you plan your HHN trip, but don’t throw just anything into your suitcase. I’m speaking from painful experience when I say that the wrong outfit — and especially the wrong shoes — can ruin your HHN experience.

On any given HHN night, you’re likely to walk the length of the park several times over and stand in line for multiple hours. Last year, I walked a minimum of 20,000 steps every day during my trip. That’s why my motto is “stylish from the ankles up” (and why you’ll often see me sitting with my feet in the hot tub first thing in the morning). I tend to err toward sneakers, though I’ve also found Tevas good for utility and comfort. My well-worn Doc Martens once left me with the biggest blisters you’ve ever seen after a long night at HHN, so I leave those suckers at home now.

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Remember: pus belongs in the houses, not on your feet.

Above the ankles, feel free to live your Hot Topic fantasy. Universal doesn’t allow obvious costumes lest you be mistaken for a scareactor, but you can usually get away with a look inspired by your favorite house or horror character if you’re so inclined (think Disney-bounding if it was designed specifically to upset Walt).

Oh, and prepare to get a little wet. As I said, it rains a lot in Orlando during Halloween season. Luckily, you’ll have plenty of time standing in line to dry off.

The route: What houses should you hit first at HHN?

Alright, you’re heading into the park and you’re ready to get your scare on. Where do you go first?

If you have daytime park tickets, I strongly recommend using the “Stay & Scream” option. This allows you to hang out in a designated holding area while the park resets for HHN and is often a great way to knock out a few houses before the event officially opens at 6:30 p.m. There are a few different Stay & Scream areas to choose from that feed into different houses, so scope them out and make your choice during your day at the park. Just make sure you’re in your chosen holding pen by 5 p.m. when the park closes to daytime guests or risk being booted out to wait behind the gate with everyone else.

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Whether you stay and scream or not, chances are that the houses at the front of the park will have the longest lines. For Halloween Horror Nights 2024, three of the four IP (intellectual property) houses — Insidious: The Further, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, and A Quiet Place — are all located near the entrance, and you can expect their lines to remain consistently over the one-hour mark. I prefer to start in the back where it takes a little longer for the wait times to creep up, but if you’re dying to tiptoe through the tulips with the Lipstick-Face Demon or try your darndest to stay silent in A Quiet Place, knocking your must-have house off your list early in the night can help curb the FOMO.

After you’ve screamed yourself hoarse in your first few houses of the night, consider taking a break to reset and refuel. In addition to indulging in a themed snack (or six), this is a great opportunity to ride a couple of rides, often with virtually no line. Not everything will be open, but you’ll have some Halloween-adjacent options like Revenge of the Mummy and Men in Black: Alien Attack, as well as the chance to ride the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit roller coaster in the dark if you want to keep the screams coming.

My top tip? Don’t sleep on the show! HHN 33 brings us Nightmare Fuel: Nocturnal Circus, and if the previous years’ Nightmare Fuels are any indication, it’s likely to be fun, fiery, and extremely horny (like seriously, so goddamn horny, don’t take grandma). Come for the incredible aerial stunts and the ladies licking fire; stay for all the emos in the audience perking up the second “Welcome to the Black Parade” starts playing.

Here are a few other key considerations when planning your night at HHN:

  • If you intend to Stay & Scream, don’t wear yourself out at the park before the event even starts. My group tends to sleep in and cruise over in the early afternoon, but if you’re a morning person, you could always take a break in the middle of the day (when the Florida heat is at its most unforgiving) instead.
  • It’s usually still bright out when HHN starts, at least during September. After staring into the sun all day, your eyes will take a moment to adjust to the dark houses, which has led me to walk square into the scenery before (staff once had to rescue me when I got turned around in a dark corridor). It might help to wear sunglasses for a few hours before entering your first house, but I’d still advise keeping a cautious hand out in front of you if in doubt.
  • Keep an eye on the Universal Orlando app (or the screens located around the event) to monitor wait times, but resist the urge to drop your pizza fries and sprint to the other side of the park the second a house starts posting a short wait time. You certainly won’t be the only person to have that idea and the line will likely have expanded by the time you arrive.
  • Set aside some time to explore the scare zones rather than just power walking through them on your way to your next house. I’m especially excited for the Torture Faire and Demon Queens zones this year, which sound horrifying and camp respectively. I also can’t wait to see my girl M3GAN in the Enter the Blumhouse zone after somehow missing the dancing M3GANs flashmob entirely in 2023.
  • Consider visiting the Tribute Store (located in the New York area of the park) during the day if you can. It can get incredibly crowded during HHN, which makes it tricky to appreciate all the intricate theming while you’re blowing your paycheck on merch.
  • As mentioned earlier, crowds start thinning significantly in the final few hours of the night. If you can stay awake, the post-midnight slump is the perfect time to run through a few favorites or catch anything you missed. I’ve also found that if you’re already in line for your favorite house when 2 a.m. strikes, they’ll let you complete the run.

The snacks: What should you eat and drink at HHN?

You can’t go to HHN without getting yourself a little treat. Throughout the park, you’ll find dozens of food booths offering food and drink themed to the different houses, as well as perennial favorites like pizza fries and twisted taters. Some of my most anticipated treats for Halloween Horror Nights 2024 include the Mini Stay-Puft S’more of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire and the demented Wooden Board Éclair for A Quiet Place. Like seriously, whoever came up with that deserves a raise.

While there are plenty of meaty options (often with horrifying implications) at HHN, Universal has also upped its vegan and vegetarian offerings over the years. The vegetarian in my scream squad never has any trouble finding something delicious to snack on at HHN and is thrilled to see Pumpkin Guts back on the menu this year.

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If you’re looking for a little liquid courage to help you brave the horrors of Insidious: The Further, you’ll find alcoholic options at most food booths, as well as at the various bars scattered throughout the park. I’m a creepy cocktail ghoulie (bonus points if it’s blue), but there’s no shortage of beer and spirits floating around either. Just don’t puke on a scareactor or your guts may be used to decorate a house next year.

Here are a few life hacks to help you eat and drink like a demon queen at HHN 33:

  • The line for pizza fries tends to be long. If you’re visiting Islands of Adventure during the day, you can get pizza tots (same idea, different potato configuration) from the Green Eggs and Ham food location in Seuss Landing to satisfy your craving early.
  • If you want to take a little break from the crowds in the park but still want to enjoy an eerie atmosphere, consider visiting the Dead Coconut Club in Citywalk. Universal does a great job decking this space out with a different theme each year, and for 2024 season, you’ll find both a neon-tastic 80s vampire situation downstairs and a Blumhouse mashup upstairs. Just be aware that the drinks can run on the sweet side.
  • Drink plenty of water. You’re rolling your eyes but here’s where the life hack comes in: you see those Coca-Cola Freestyle machines scattered around the park? You need to pay for a cup to get soda, but you can get water for free. Bring your own bottle and avoid paying $5+ every time you feel a dehydration headache coming on. You’re welcome.

Image courtesy of Samantha McLaren

Your Halloween Horror Nights adventure awaits

Now that you know what to expect at HHN, you’re ready to have the vacation of your dreams (or should that be nightmares?).

For extra credit, consider reading up on some of the HHN lore before you go (there’s a lot of it) or watching the horror films that you’ll soon be stepping inside of (if you haven’t seen it yet, A Quiet Place: Day One gets our heartiest recommendation).

Have a scarily good time, and maybe we’ll see each other in the fog…

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