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Hallowed Divinity: A Halloween Portrait of Divine
“Without obsession, life is nothing.” – John Waters
When I was a kid, my parents took me to Hairspray on Broadway. I asked why a man was playing Mrs. Turnblad, and they explained that the choice to do so is in honor of a man named Divine. Divine has not left my consciousness since, and I can safely say, I have become more and more obsessed with him throughout my adulthood.
Queer Culture and Horror: The Roots of My Obsession
My obsession stems from two factors: queer culture and horror films. Both culminate spectacularly during Halloween as flamboyant and outrageous costumes fill West Hollywood, San Francisco, and Greenwich Village. The birth of Divine by Harris Glenn Milstead and his makeup artist Van Smith is intrinsically linked to Halloween costume pageantry. In 1963, Milstead and his then-girlfriend Diana Evans were getting ready to attend a Halloween costume part. Milstead, with a push by his drag mentor and future fellow Dreamlander David Lochary, presented himself as a stunning Elizabeth Taylor. Milstead, the drag queen and actor, made her debut.
Divine would go on to subvert the expectations of drag. While others treated drag balls as pageants and expressions of traditional femininity, Milstead flipped the script and used his size to his advantage. Being bigger while wearing skimpy outfits made him stand out amongst the more conventional contestants. He stole the show.
Divine and John Waters: A Dreamland Legacy
Milstead would soon be dubbed “Divine” by friend and filmmaker John Waters as part of Waters’ Dreamlanders, a group of misfits, queers, and artists who acted in his low-budget films (Dreamland Productions), which were antagonistic toward the hippie subculture, its cliches, and traditional ideals of beauty. Never shy from controversy or bad taste, Waters’ films are in-your-face rebuttals to popular culture and traditional American values. Divine was possibly the very first person to portray Jackie Kennedy on film in Waters’ short film Eat Your Makeup (1968), which included a re-creation of the JFK assassination, another first on film, complete with a blood-soaked ensemble.
Following his full-length feature film debut in Mondo Trasho (1969), Divine revs up the larger-than-life Divine persona as the monstrous Lady Divine in Multiple Maniacs (1970). Divine’s character “turns” lesbian after a sexual encounter with a woman in a church involving anally inserted rosary beads; goes on a murderous rampage; is raped by a giant lobster; roams the streets of Baltimore, foaming at the mouth, growling; and is gunned down by the National Guard to the tune of America, the Beautiful. “I wanted him to be the Godzilla of drag queens,” asserts Waters in My Son Divine (2001). “I mean, at the end of Multiple Maniacs, the National Guard shoots him. How much closer to Godzilla can you be?”
Iconic Role: Babs Johnson in Pink Flamingos
What became Divine’s career-making role was the filthiest person alive, Babs Johnson in Pink Flamingoes (1972). Aside from the groundbreaking and revolting final scene in which Divine eats fresh dog shit, one cannot forget Divine’s skin-tight, blazing red lobster tail dress, eyebrows dramatically drawn well beyond an acceptable hairline (an idea conceived by Van Smith), aiming a gun at the antagonistic Marble couple, and decreeing their conviction of “assholeism.” The ensemble and make-up conjured by Smith and Waters would inspire punk for decades to come: a mix of terror, rebellion, and femininity. These themes would follow throughout Divine’s work with Waters, especially Female Trouble (1974), where body horror was on full display after an acid attack had left Dawn Davenport (Divine) severely and outrageously scarred.
Divine’s Disco Era: Music and Stardom
After his successes in Waters’ movies, Divine went on to perform as a disco/dance musical act with several singles such as “Born to Be Cheap” (1981) and “I’m So Beautiful” (1984). He had solidified himself as a headlining drag performer and socialite among the stars. Divine made head-turning appearances at queer functions and famous discotheques such as Studio 54 with the likes of Andy Warhol, Elton John, and Grace Jones. During this time, Divine hosted multiple Halloween events, including a Divine look-a-like contest billed as “A Divine Halloween” at the Plush Room Cabaret in San Francisco (1980).
Divine’s Halloween Legacy: The Bride of San Francisco
In 1982, Divine was again the main attraction of the Halloween party at the I Beam on Haight Street in San Francisco, the city’s first large dancing and music venue. The event poster proclaims that Divine is in search of his groom, with a $200 award for first place in the costume contest. The Bride returned at a Halloween party at the Giftcenter Pavilion in San Francisco three years later. For the Special Costume Category, “The lovely bride DIVINE will choose her groom in Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory. The lucky groom will receive $500 and DIVINE.” The Bay Area Reporter advertised the event, asking readers to help Divine find a husband.
If you are reading this and were the lucky winner of Divine’s hand in marriage, please contact me immediately.
Divine’s Enduring Impact on Queer Culture
A mix of queer drag culture, particularly the subversion of traditional drag from the 1960s, and cult films defined Divine’s career. As a midnight movie Godzilla, nightclub act, recording artist, and costume ball headliner/Bride, Divine has reigned supreme as one of the most recognized figures in queer culture and frequently celebrated mad woman of camp and Halloween. Harris Glenn Milstead’s grotesque elegance of Divine, born from a Halloween party, has captivated audiences for decades, including me. I cannot escape him, nor do I ever want to escape. Without divinity, my life is nothing.
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The ‘Urban Legend’ Franchise RANKED
Ah, Urban Legend…the plucky younger sibling franchise to Scream. If this is the first time you realize that it’s a franchise at all, that is totally fair. The cult classic slasher’s only theatrical sequel was a critical and box office flop. The third film, Bloody Mary, was direct-to-video. The film has an interesting comparative pitch to Scream. While Scream is a meta-slasher toying with the rules of horror, Urban Legend has its killer basing its slice-and-dicin’ off of famous urban legends…and then they just basically did a version of Scream 3 for its sequel. It’s a fascinating trilogy, particularly in how the movies connect. In Final Cut, the first film exists as an urban legend itself. Bloody Mary, however, is a complete standalone that could be read as an urban legend within the universe of the first entry.
The Urban Legend Franchise Ranked From Worst to Best
So…how do these three films rank against each other? Are the sequels worth checking out at all? Pull up a chair, relax, and start mixing your Pop-Rocks and soda; this is the worst-to-best ranking of the Urban Legend trilogy.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
Unsurprisingly, the straight-to-video, nearly completely forgotten supernatural entry is last. Directed by Mary Lambert of Pet Sematary acclaim, the movie is a straightforward supernatural horror. Three teen girls say “Bloody Mary” three times into a mirror, and it resurrects a vengeful spirit.
The movie is not terrible by any means. It is just pretty standard, with some good moments of schlocky, 2000s fun. For those that grew up in this era, it can be a goofy little nostalgia trip! The cheesy SFX, hilariously awkward teen acting, and cinematography of a Coke commercial make it a really easy watch. It’s almost like a much bloodier Goosebumps episode! However, for those not fans of this divisive era of TV-horror, it can be a bit of a slog.
The idea of making a movie that feels in-Universe to the first film is clever. However, it is unclear whether that was the exact intention. Despite this critic’s personal, nostalgic love of this film, it is not connected to the franchise at all. Even if this was a masterpiece, this detail makes it hard to put it anything above last place. Sorry Bloody Mary, I still love you.
Urban Legend (1998)
Ready the guillotine. Light up the torches. Find the IP address this article was written on-but let me explain. Yes, it is controversial not to put this one in first place. Still, it is really more of a tie than second placement. This and Final Cut are vastly different, which makes the franchise interesting, nearly incomparable. They each succeed in their own sub-genres…but this one misses the mark.
Urban Legend is a cult classic for a reason. It is completely itself as a late-90s, teen campus-slasher. The movie takes a simple premise, combining it with a likeable cast and a gothic, dark-academia setting. It feels like it was made for slumber parties and sleepovers. A combination of 80s slashers and campfire tales? Amazing. Plus, the soundtrack is killer.
That being said, the mystery, story, and characters are all just okay. The answers to the mystery (spoilers…?) fall in line with I Know What You Did Last Summer, and many films from the 80s. Prom Night, April Fool’s Day, and The Burning all come to mind. If this came out before Scream, this would be number one, for sure. It is probably, technically, the best film of the franchise, if I had to be objective. However, it just doesn’t reach the levels of originality the final film on this list does.
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Urban Legends: Final Cut is fantastic. No, really. It’s great, and one of the most underrated slashers of its time. While Scream picked apart the slasher genre in a meta-horror classic, this movie picks apart the horror film industry. The film has a lot of commentary on toxicity in the industry, and it is matched by an on-brand mystery.
A big issue with movies is finding a decent throughline. Look at the first Urban Legend, for example. The reason the killer kills has nothing to do with urban legends themselves-it is just a creepy MO. However, the killer in Final Cut has a motive rooted in filmmaking itself. The movie stays on brand, delivering on its promise. It is distinctly different from Scream, while still being perfect for fans of that franchise.
Without spoiling, the mystery is great. While the final reveal is somewhat predictable, the twists and turns of the story itself are great. For fans of lost media horror like Red Rooms or Cigarette Burns, the mystery veers into that. One part of the film involves a student film with a mystery splice in the film spool. While the movie is funnier than it is scary, and somewhat outdated at points, it still feels the most rewatchable of all three movies.
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‘The Fly’ Movies Ranked (There’s More Than You Think)
The Fly Movies Ranked

#5 The Fly II (1989)

#4 Curse of the Fly (1965)
#3 Return of the Fly (1959)

#2 The Fly (1958)




