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MONSTROUSLY GOOD MOMS: Picking the Best Mothers In Horror Film History!
Which horror-mom is the horror-mommie dearest?
Mothers. Some are so good, they transcend the barriers of blood ties and what it means to be a caregiver, nursing us in sickness and guiding us in health.
And some are so bad that, if modern horror cinema is to be believed, they produce the highest number of psycho-killers per capita.
When you break it down, statistically, we should be thanking more horror movie moms for the maternal wonders they work. At least, the good ones. That’s why, for this upcoming Mother’s Day (it’s May 8th in case you forgot, buy her something nice!), we at Horror Press are once more looking towards the fans to hear who you think is the BEST mother in horror movie history.
The rules for this one are much simpler than the previous ones:
#1: THEY MUST BE FROM A FILM OR TELEVISION SERIES
Much like our previous contest, this is just a limiter to keep me from having to sift through the infinite aisles of horror media we keep at the Horror Press Estate. If I could, I would add mothers like Ellie Whedon from Locke & Key, or The Governess from Turn of the Screw, but that would mean I’d be here until Mother’s Day of 2023 deciding.
#2: THEY MUST BE A MOTHER WHO IS (ARGUABLY) GOOD AT BEING A MOTHER
You’ll notice this does not exclude any killers or monsters that happen to be mothers, just the bad ones. What constitutes bad? Not fulfilling the motherly duties and foregoing the whole care and love deal intrinsic to the job. Remember, anyone can be a mother; it takes a special love to be a mom. So, before you decide to come with “what about the Queen Xenomorph?!”, she is a bad mother who regularly lets her children get turned into xeno-beef tartare by smart guns and Yautja disc-blades.
She should be keeping better watch of those little insectoid rugrats (bugrats?).
That being said, let’s get to the list. In no particular order, our contestants are…
- Wendy Torrance (The Shining)
- Beverly Sutphin (Serial Mom)
- Yoshimi Matsubara (Dark Water)
- Rachel Keller (The Ring)
- Amelia (The Babadook)
- Nola Carveth (The Brood)
- Karen Barclay (Child’s Play)
- Barbara (Shaun of the Dead)
- Annie Graham (Hereditary)
- Norma Bates (Bates Motel)
- Lynn Peltzer (Gremlins)
- Laurie Strode (Halloween Series)
- Mama Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses)
- Amanda (Umma)
- Tuffy (Feast Series)
- Pamela Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
- Heather Langenkamp/Nancy Thompson (New Nightmare)
- Edith (Mama)
- Chris MacNeil (The Exorcist)
- Donna Trenton (Cujo)
Look deep within and use your three votes wisely. Think about which mom YOU would want to back you up if you ended up living through a horror movie scenario.
See you soon for the results and may the best mom win!
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The ‘Urban Legend’ Franchise RANKED
Ah, Urban Legend…the plucky younger sibling franchise to Scream. If this is the first time you realize that it’s a franchise at all, that is totally fair. The cult classic slasher’s only theatrical sequel was a critical and box office flop. The third film, Bloody Mary, was direct-to-video. The film has an interesting comparative pitch to Scream. While Scream is a meta-slasher toying with the rules of horror, Urban Legend has its killer basing its slice-and-dicin’ off of famous urban legends…and then they just basically did a version of Scream 3 for its sequel. It’s a fascinating trilogy, particularly in how the movies connect. In Final Cut, the first film exists as an urban legend itself. Bloody Mary, however, is a complete standalone that could be read as an urban legend within the universe of the first entry.
The Urban Legend Franchise Ranked From Worst to Best
So…how do these three films rank against each other? Are the sequels worth checking out at all? Pull up a chair, relax, and start mixing your Pop-Rocks and soda; this is the worst-to-best ranking of the Urban Legend trilogy.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
Unsurprisingly, the straight-to-video, nearly completely forgotten supernatural entry is last. Directed by Mary Lambert of Pet Sematary acclaim, the movie is a straightforward supernatural horror. Three teen girls say “Bloody Mary” three times into a mirror, and it resurrects a vengeful spirit.
The movie is not terrible by any means. It is just pretty standard, with some good moments of schlocky, 2000s fun. For those that grew up in this era, it can be a goofy little nostalgia trip! The cheesy SFX, hilariously awkward teen acting, and cinematography of a Coke commercial make it a really easy watch. It’s almost like a much bloodier Goosebumps episode! However, for those not fans of this divisive era of TV-horror, it can be a bit of a slog.
The idea of making a movie that feels in-Universe to the first film is clever. However, it is unclear whether that was the exact intention. Despite this critic’s personal, nostalgic love of this film, it is not connected to the franchise at all. Even if this was a masterpiece, this detail makes it hard to put it anything above last place. Sorry Bloody Mary, I still love you.
Urban Legend (1998)
Ready the guillotine. Light up the torches. Find the IP address this article was written on-but let me explain. Yes, it is controversial not to put this one in first place. Still, it is really more of a tie than second placement. This and Final Cut are vastly different, which makes the franchise interesting, nearly incomparable. They each succeed in their own sub-genres…but this one misses the mark.
Urban Legend is a cult classic for a reason. It is completely itself as a late-90s, teen campus-slasher. The movie takes a simple premise, combining it with a likeable cast and a gothic, dark-academia setting. It feels like it was made for slumber parties and sleepovers. A combination of 80s slashers and campfire tales? Amazing. Plus, the soundtrack is killer.
That being said, the mystery, story, and characters are all just okay. The answers to the mystery (spoilers…?) fall in line with I Know What You Did Last Summer, and many films from the 80s. Prom Night, April Fool’s Day, and The Burning all come to mind. If this came out before Scream, this would be number one, for sure. It is probably, technically, the best film of the franchise, if I had to be objective. However, it just doesn’t reach the levels of originality the final film on this list does.
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Urban Legends: Final Cut is fantastic. No, really. It’s great, and one of the most underrated slashers of its time. While Scream picked apart the slasher genre in a meta-horror classic, this movie picks apart the horror film industry. The film has a lot of commentary on toxicity in the industry, and it is matched by an on-brand mystery.
A big issue with movies is finding a decent throughline. Look at the first Urban Legend, for example. The reason the killer kills has nothing to do with urban legends themselves-it is just a creepy MO. However, the killer in Final Cut has a motive rooted in filmmaking itself. The movie stays on brand, delivering on its promise. It is distinctly different from Scream, while still being perfect for fans of that franchise.
Without spoiling, the mystery is great. While the final reveal is somewhat predictable, the twists and turns of the story itself are great. For fans of lost media horror like Red Rooms or Cigarette Burns, the mystery veers into that. One part of the film involves a student film with a mystery splice in the film spool. While the movie is funnier than it is scary, and somewhat outdated at points, it still feels the most rewatchable of all three movies.
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‘The Fly’ Movies Ranked (There’s More Than You Think)
The Fly Movies Ranked

#5 The Fly II (1989)

#4 Curse of the Fly (1965)
#3 Return of the Fly (1959)

#2 The Fly (1958)




